artie.gay @artie.gay · 18/09/2026At least it's good he's finally spending some time with his daught... Oh. Oh no.@hexadecibelle.fyi@hexadecibelle.fyiwe interrupt this broadcast for an important public service announcement: wtf is Drake doing (part 376 of an on-going series) (originally sourced from @badposter.lol) 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 17/09/2026Ian Chappell, EM Grace@jarommoore.bsky.social@jarommoore.bsky.socialWho is the best second-best member of their family in sports? Obvious notables: Jason Kelce, Eli, Ken Griffey Sr., Prince Fielder. 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 17/09/2026Joey Dunlop@jarommoore.bsky.social@jarommoore.bsky.socialWho is the best second-best member of their family in sports? Obvious notables: Jason Kelce, Eli, Ken Griffey Sr., Prince Fielder. 200
artie.gay @artie.gay · 17/09/2026Mark Waugh, Ian Healy, Venus Williams, Eilish McColgan, Damon Hill@jarommoore.bsky.social@jarommoore.bsky.socialWho is the best second-best member of their family in sports? Obvious notables: Jason Kelce, Eli, Ken Griffey Sr., Prince Fielder. 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 17/09/2026Incidentally, there is a popular misconception that high treason still carries the death penalty in the United Kingdom – that hasn't been true since 1998. The worst the Piddington Traitors are looking at is life imprisonment.@artie.gay@artie.gayI haven't seen it remarked upon, but by claiming a portion of the King's realm on behalf of a rival royal claimant, whoever has been declared as Prince or Princess of Piddington, as well as anyone who has given them 'aid and comfort', has almost certainly committed high treason 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 16/09/2026❌ DON'T ask AI for makeup instructions that don't work, look like shit and inexplicably repeat 'more mascara' as every third instruction ✅ DO ask Briar for makeup instructions that do work, look fire and inexplicably repeat 'more mascara' as every third instruction 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 16/09/2026The cricket journalist who once wrote an editorial in favour of a cricketer who was heavily implicated in the trial when a close friend was found guilty of rape is now hyping up a cricketer who once racially abused an opponent on the field of play? I'm shocked 200
artie.gay @artie.gay · 15/09/2026A very satisfying player to see clean bowled@artie.gay@artie.gayArchie Vaughan's sauntered around all afternoon in his flashy boots with his hands in his pockets like a prefect bunking off mathematics, so it gives me no pleasure to report he is very elegant at the crease 🏏 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 15/09/2026Archie Vaughan's sauntered around all afternoon in his flashy boots with his hands in his pockets like a prefect bunking off mathematics, so it gives me no pleasure to report he is very elegant at the crease 🏏 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 15/09/2026Dom Bess is having a rough few years – discarded by England, occupied by Russia, now out for a duck 🏏 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 15/09/2026Lewis Gregory took the new ball here and currently has 2-19. I still think Sam Curran should be the men's Test team all rounder, but it should be Gregory before it should be Dan Lawrence 🏏 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 15/09/2026I don't love how much more open and alive Headingley is for men's County Championship match on a term time Tuesday in September compared to for a women's one dayer at the height of summer 🏏 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 14/09/2026Cancel me if you must, but I also want people working as doctors, nurses, dentists and therapists to be qualified to do so, drivers of commercial vehicles to know how to drive, gas fitters to understand how to do that safely, people working with food to know about food hygiene 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 14/09/2026As Jesus said to Judas,Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief@katie.bzky.team"kissing your friends is fun" people want to kill me for speaking the truth 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 14/09/2026(TW: Factual answer to obvious joke) We're the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland – in the event of a united Ireland, we'd revert to the United Kingdom of Great Britain (as we were from 1707–1800)@ewacat.bsky.social@ewacat.bsky.socialok so what do we change our name to if we stop being the United Kingdom, would the Untied Kingdom perhaps save some marketing money 200
artie.gay @artie.gay · 14/09/2026It shouldn't be this difficult to find out the scheduled hours of play for a County Championship match on the County's own website 🏏 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 13/09/2026Rooting for the USA in basketball is like rooting for entropy in thermodynamics 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 13/09/2026I am not a young people@lostinmilbury.bsky.social@lostinmilbury.bsky.socialNo, I am not a dentist. 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 13/09/2026What's the most points anyone's ever missed in the least amount of time? Because Angel Reese must be running it close #FIBAWWC 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 13/09/2026Oh well, we are all French now #FIBAWWC@artie.gay@artie.gay❌ (9-2) I would really have liked to be right about this one 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 13/09/2026(Abdul-Jabbar) is an incredible clarification@nbacobwebs.bsky.social@nbacobwebs.bsky.socialSeptember 13, 1979: The Los Angeles Lakers trade Adrian Dantley to the Utah Jazz for Spencer Haywood. Lakers coach Jack McKinney told The New York Times that Haywood “will allow Jamaal Wilkes to play small forward and give us rebounding help for Kareem (Abdul-Jabbar).” 📺 WABC 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 13/09/2026Are you/someone you know and like a queer business selling Pride beanies? Send me your link 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 13/09/2026And the 'international opportunity' Keir Starmer was talking about was head coach of Borussia Mönchengladbach 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 12/09/2026Young is a sneaky good shout if the USA win, but it's Gabby Williams for sure if France do@itsmeghanlhall.bsky.social@itsmeghanlhall.bsky.socialIt's USA vs France for tomorrow's World Cup gold medal game. U.S. gets 76-66 win over Spain with 3 in double digits. Breanna Stewart 16 PTS, 6 REB, 1 STL, 1 BLK Kahleah Copper 13 PTS, 4 REB Jackie Young 12 PTS, 5 REB, 4 AST, 2 STL Also, Young is quietly building an MVP case. 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 12/09/2026Just touched a hot iron to see if it was still hot. It was. How's your morning going? 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 12/09/2026Presumably the Proclaimers are acting up because they didn't get the Commonwealth Games opening or closing ceremonies? 200
artie.gay @artie.gay · 09/09/2026This is incredible!@artie.gay@artie.gayThis is quite something by Italy #FIBAWWC 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 09/09/2026My favourite thing about FIBA coverage is when the broadcast cuts to the huddle 'to listen in' only the coach is yelling in a different language 200
artie.gay @artie.gay · 09/09/2026@guypussy.bsky.social I don't know if you're still in the market for gay cowboy decor, but if you are, are you aware of sweetcowboyblues (dot etsy dot com)? 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 08/09/2026Chairbot has seen some things@whippoorwont.bsky.social@whippoorwont.bsky.social"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place. 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 07/09/2026Filling out my 🏀 #FIBAWWC bracket, so I can mark myself as the knockout stages unfold: 200
artie.gay @artie.gay · 07/09/2026The USA unable to crack the Top 5@josheberley.bsky.social@josheberley.bsky.social165,000 votes in: 1) Jokic 2) Luka 3) Wemby 4) SGA 5) Giannis 6) Ant 7) Tatum 8) Brunson 9) Cade 10) Steph 11) Kawhi 12) Maxey 13) Mitchell 14) Haliburton 15) Durant all-our-ideas.citizens.is/group/4009all-our-ideas.citizens.isTop-100 NBA Players - 2026-27Vote on who you think will be the better player in 2026-27. ONLY 2026-27. 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 07/09/2026The sense of fear that gripped me when Bluesky showed me this all caps reply and not the rest of the thread@jazzpomegranate.com@jazzpomegranate.comIT’S AN IMPORTANT PART OF BRITISH CULTURE 200
artie.gay @artie.gay · 07/09/2026I'm fairly new to this rooting for Australia thing, but it feels like it should involve less humiliation at the hands of Belgium #FIBAWWC@artie.gay@artie.gayFrom a sports perspective, the Commonwealth is kind of unique, because you spend weeks rooting passionately against Australia, then you get to the World Cup and suddenly are rooting for Australia 🏀 #FIBAWWC 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 06/09/2026Forza Italia! What brilliant chaos it would be if they could pull this off! 🏀 #FIBAWWC 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 06/09/2026If you're keeping score at home, the only Commonwealth nations at the Basketball World Cup are Australia and Nigeria – which is fairly embarrassing for GB and Canada@artie.gay@artie.gayFrom a sports perspective, the Commonwealth is kind of unique, because you spend weeks rooting passionately against Australia, then you get to the World Cup and suddenly are rooting for Australia 🏀 #FIBAWWC 200
artie.gay @artie.gay · 06/09/2026From a sports perspective, the Commonwealth is kind of unique, because you spend weeks rooting passionately against Australia, then you get to the World Cup and suddenly are rooting for Australia 🏀 #FIBAWWC 200
artie.gay @artie.gay · 05/09/2026The 'inclusion' message in Harry Potter is invariably that some of the untermenschen can be useful so it's better to exploit than exterminate them 000
artie.gay @artie.gay · 05/09/2026I noticed this on the basketball World Cup coverage today and didn't notice I'd noticed 200
