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Lara
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Former graphic designer for a condom company. I still see *so many* dicks every day. Looking for work
Former graphic designer for a condom company. I still see *so many* dicks every day. Looking for work
![November @postoctobrist
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[Nazi Germany, 1945]
WEHRMACHT: do you really need to be able to walk to hold a panzerfaust
KRIEGSMARINE: none of these guys are with me
WAFFEN-SS: if I shoot myself at the same time as I take this cyanide pill my body will take a screenshot
LUFTWAFFE:
* opaqueleaf @opaqueleaf911.42m
We're gonna have to make a rocket-powered hit-to-kill interceptor drone with exo-atmospheric capabilities!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbxgearanz6rsiswpxo4vbt3/bafkreic5ve6f2gyjns76fzws3oo2waqkun4vlumj6f7tkgia6ykr6e5xxa)
