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Aptiva Dave (who?)

@aptivadave.bsky.social
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He/him, Choctaw, #antifa #landback, Software Developer, Comic book nerd, lover of all things Star Wars and punk rock. linktr.ee/Aptivadave

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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I made mine a big fatty:
My big fat bear on google.
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The midseason "Mandalorian" storyline didn't really bother me, but I do see that it hampered this show from being it's own thing within the Post-Jedi Star Wars. Really, if they didn't have enough story for just Boba for a full season, this could have been a "television movie" and just focused
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey Bluesky, just popping in to see if everyone was still mad at me for suggesting that people should have some AI training so that they can have the knowledge to know when something is AI generated or not.
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
(slaps the roof of millennium falcon) this baby can do so many parsecs
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Logging in to see my mutuals.
A colorful screen capture of Hank and Dale from the animated series King of the Hill. They are unloading the trunk of a mustard yellow four door sedan. Hank is on the left wearing a white t-shirt, jean, brown shoes and eyeglasses holding a blue sleeping bag. Dale is on the right wearing a brown button shirt, mirrored aviator sunglasses, jeans, brown shoes and an orange baseball cap. He’s smoking a cigarette, holding a box and a six pack of beer saying: “Oh, man, what kind of lefty hootenanny is this?”
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
an image of the four teenage mutant ninja turtles bursting out of a green background, eachholding their signature weapons, sais, nunchucks, katanas, and a bo staff. the logo text above says, "maybe it will happen today" in the TMNT-style font
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Matthew Hodson @matthewhodson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
On this day in 1933, Nazis raided the Magnus Hirschfeld library in Berlin. The world’s greatest collection of LGBTQ books and scientific papers were looted and later burned, erasing decades of research into sexuality and gender identity. ‘Where they burn books, in the end they will burn humans too’.
Photo showing the burning of the books looted from the Magnus Hirschfeld library.
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The Cabin in Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
#MayTheFourth | #StarWarsDay | #MayThe4th
A series of 4 screenshots from Rise of Skywalker. 
Photo 1- An old woman with a camel like creature asks “Who are you?”
Photo 2- Rey staring off in the distance replies “I’m Deez.”
Photo 3- The old woman asks “Deez who?”
Photo 4- A closeup of Rey witha self satisfied grin
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I seem to have touched a nerve with this, so let me further explain my thoughts. First, how genAI (Chatbots, LLMs, etc) are being forced down our throats is a travesty, but that's capitalism for you. These tech companies are all trying to make a buck by forcing this onto us, even though 1/6
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I love Jamie to death and see him as that connective tissue between the Stanley Cup-winning core of the late 90s/early 2000s and this current team, but I think it may be time for him to hang them up. 1/3 #texashockey
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/04/2026
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It was very hard not to laugh out loud while reading this in a conference presentation.
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I'm sure Markwayne can't point out Iran or Iraq on a map. We're both graduates of the Oklahoma Public School system, and there's a high chance he's part of the graduating population that led us to be 50th in the nation.
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
(Nodding thoughtfully) "Wearing tuxedos"
My dad had a shameful compulsion. I never thought I'd grow up to share the same
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Matt the Innocent Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
When Kid Rock does the TPUSA Super Bowl show, they should put a bald cap on Ben Shapiro and have him sing the Joe C parts
Kid Rock and his little buddy Joe C on stage at Woodstock 99
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
DHS said in October that "comparing ICE day-in and day-out to the Nazi gestapo, the Secret Police, and slave patrols has consequences." After I found one of their lawyers for ICE is a racist and a self-described fascist who has praised Hitler, there have been no consequences.
These type of threats against our brave ICE law enforcement officers and their families are disgusting. These officers risk their lives every day to arrest murderers, pedophiles, rapists, terrorists, and gang members from our communities. Comparing ICE day-in and day-out to the Nazi Gestapo, the Secret Police, and slave patrols has consequences," said Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin. "The men and women of ICE and CBP are fathers and mothers, sons and daughters. They get up every morning to try and make our communities safer. Like everyone else, they just want to go home to their families at night. The violence and dehumanization of these men and women who are simply enforcing the law must stop."
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
bubba never mentioned cocaine shrimp
mykelti williamson as bubba on the left and tom hanks as forrest gump on the right scrubbing the barracks floor from forest gump
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
For what it's worth, Obama getting a peace prize is weird and was weird at the time. Even then, as a self-professed lib, I thought it was strange that he got one despite not doing anything that brought peace to anywhere. But, it makes Trump mad, so I guess on some level I'm fine with it.
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
New update for @bsky.app about to drop?
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Anarchist Quotes @anarchistquotes.com · 21/12/2025
Anarchists are committed to treating other people as equals, rather than as either masters or subordinates. Roderick Long
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/12/2025
HASSETT: We decided to exempt coffee from tariffs BRENNAN: And coffee prices are up HASSETT: There's an appetite to exempt things if they're really not meant to be made in the US because of, like, climate or things like that
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
*flicks cigarette* oh no, my bouncy castle!
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
If you see this post a comics cover you love
Cover of "Superman: The Man of Steel" annual #3.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Our defeat took its toll. The very air was melancholic. That’s when I withdrew a flageolet from my vest pocket and began playing All Star by the band Smash Mouth
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Finished my first #AdventofCode in 2nd place in our office leader board. For a 25+ year dev, that may not sound like much to brag about, but it has been a while since I did any thing that dealt with these types of solutions. It was fun and got me to love slinging code again #softwaredeveloperlife
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
My mom had to take away the computer from Dad because he was ordering car parts from Rock Auto, which is nowhere as bad as this rambling...
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I took an openGL class in college, I generated so many of these. #openGL #softwaredevelopment
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 08/12/2025
In the year 2026: Trump, running out of policies to enrage the American people, decides to switch us to the metric system
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
"Well, look who just walked in the door!" -said anytime I walk in the door.
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I, Sir, am not your funk soul brotha, and I will check it out when and if I'm damn good and ready, tyvm.
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I've completed "Cafeteria" - Day 5 - Advent of Code 2025 Probably the easiest one so far. This has also been really fun, since I haven't done this type of programming in a long time, so it's fun to stretch those muscles again. #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/5
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Day 5 - Advent of Code 2025
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I just completed "Printing Department" - Day 4 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/4 Question 2 was a little tricky, but I was happy that I was close to the answer on my first try.
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I just completed "Lobby" - Day 3 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/3
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Day 3 - Advent of Code 2025
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
TRENT REZNOR: and you could have it all, my empire of dirt GARDENERS: oh fuck yes
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This was playing and my dogs started barking. Which is odd, since they are at the kennel two counties over...
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I can remember the time my grandmother telling us the story about when she had to call my uncle's workplace and they got his name wrong. They were big city fellas, mind you, and incorrectly called him William Paul when his real name was Billie Paul.
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I tried this defense when I got fired from Mazzio's...
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Venezuelan Bacon (2025)
Extremely lib meme referencing a 90s comedy nobody remembers

11 people died
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
editor: you said you wanted to pitch a fun new comic strip character?

charles schultz: his name is charlie brown and he is a child with generalized anxiety order. hes depressed as shit and he sucks at sports

editor:

schultz: also he is bald
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I wrote an entire substack post about this very topic #musicsky
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It's all about the opening track...
Stealing a bit from a 25 year old movie just to give you all some content....
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
One of the things I have never done before was create NuGet or NPM packages, so I decided to try it out. Here's my first package, currently just a #nuget package: The Wokenator #softwaredevelopment #woke #csharp #github
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GitHub - Aptivadave23/wokenator: The Wokenator is a package that allows you, the woke hive mind, to insert woke messages into your applications so that we can indoctrinate the masses. It's the packag...
The Wokenator is a package that allows you, the woke hive mind, to insert woke messages into your applications so that we can indoctrinate the masses. It's the package the Elon Musk warned you...
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
New post on the #substack
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Are we allowed to goof off anymore?
It’s November 20th, a week out from Thanksgiving here in the US, as I write this. I should be working, but, as I sit in my dark office, with the cloudy November Oklahoma sky outside and Christmas musi...
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
@bsky.app, I'm sorry, but that's a pretty dickless move to suspend #PattonOswald.
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I posted about this a while back, but I've been tinkering with a Windows utility that ensures that, on reboot or start up, your apps appear on your preferred Virtual Desktops. I'm still working on improvements and some bug fixes, but it's currently at v 0.1.1. Please check it out. #softwardev
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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a man with a beard says the force will be with you always .
Alt: a man with a beard says the force will be with you always .
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The 10 feet rule isn't anything new. We get bombarded with this in our annual guest training every year. Now, the corniest thing we have ever been taught in Guest service training was to no point when giving directions, because pointing is aggressive 🤷
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
IDK, man, we all know that they're not going to bulge in December. At least y'all had the advantage with the shutdown to get them to finally break, but now y'all got nothing...
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Aptiva Dave (who?) @aptivadave.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
For those wondering what the gif was...
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