Andre Masella @apmasell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026#MYSTober prompt 1: 'Cleft' The Cracks that Bind 0130
Reposted by Andre MasellaDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The Mary Poppins Collection, only on Disney Prime 271418420
Andre Masella @apmasell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I've had a few personal projects where my goal is to produce a very specific flavour of unhinged. I'm not sure another human can match my freak, but the Chorus of GPUs definitely cannot. 010
Reposted by Andre MasellaHaskell programming language @haskell.org · 02/06/2026The past years have seen horrendous attacks towards trans people. We have a duty to protect the most vulnerable members of our communities. There is no Haskell without the trans people who have shaped it through the years. This June is a month of celebrations, but the struggle continues. ✊🏳️⚧️λ 151101284
Reposted by Andre MasellaTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 27/05/2026myst and gumby are both fundamentally about dudes who are addicted to travelling inside of fucked up books 21109297
Reposted by Andre MasellaKeith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026We need more walkable, mixed-use datacenters. Like community gardens, people should be able to experience the joy and satisfaction of cultivating their own hardware. Big Cloud has alienated the connection people felt with their computers. Kids should know what it's like to swear at rack mount rails. 27830136
Reposted by Andre Masellakourge the jafnhár 🏳️🌈 @kourge.net · 12/05/2026enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences 302577665
Reposted by Andre MasellaÓlafur Waage @olafurw.com · 14/04/2026People that are really into minimalism, are they minmaxxing? 6582
Reposted by Andre MasellaHayley Gayley🏳️⚧️ @im.fckn.gay · 01/03/2026>look up rust crate >need to evaluate if it's any good >see author is a transgender furry >cargo add 116122
Reposted by Andre Masellaeevee @eev.ee · 30/12/2025seems conspicuous that programmer commentary on genAI is split between "oh yeah i use claude all the time now. the 10× programmer is real and he's me. i am a god" and "yeah my coworkers use claude all the time. they keep committing crap that doesn't work and now i spend half my time fixing it" 191039288
Reposted by Andre Masellaqdot @buttplug.engineer · 17/12/2025ok course LinkedIn has a fucking wrapped feature now can’t wait to read how many days I was on my founder grindset 4485
Reposted by Andre MasellaKate @katef.bsky.social · 02/12/2025"does ___ belong at pride?" if you get yelled at by the westboro baptist church, you belong at pride 414516
Reposted by Andre MasellaJames @james.tarnation.lol · 28/11/2025[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy 2375012503
Reposted by Andre MasellaRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong... 4489572545
Reposted by Andre MasellaÓlafur Waage @olafurw.com · 28/11/2025Oh this? It's just a generic cup. 1326029
Reposted by Andre Masella𖦹 Hex Maniac Gloomy! @gloomyfates.bsky.social · 27/09/2025they call it a hex editor bc you are casting little spells on the computer 4727243
Reposted by Andre MasellaRandallMakArt🍉 @randallmakart.bsky.social · 18/11/2025when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare 32128053852
Reposted by Andre Masella☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 01/11/2025The DVD (1996) is now as old as the original 8-inch floppy disk (1967) was when the DVD came out. 551723662
Reposted by Andre MasellaCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 23/10/2025OSHA is part of the government shutdown so now nothing is NSFW 8625180
Reposted by Andre MasellaAlice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 22/10/2025can job listings be serious please 621588193
Reposted by Andre MasellaKate @katef.bsky.social · 21/10/2025hi us-east-1, i am also kinda down today 416819
Reposted by Andre MasellaÓlafur Waage @olafurw.com · 04/10/2025When you code the new system on top of the old. 17310
Reposted by Andre Masellaaustin @aparker.io · 02/10/2025eternal september appropriately ends in october 130693
Reposted by Andre MasellaLou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Got my performance review. 75144653112
Reposted by Andre MasellaGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 23/09/2025People are doing rapture jokes like there’s no tomorrow. 251362309
Reposted by Andre MasellaCatherine @whitequark.org · 21/09/2025y'know... from a language design perspective, i think rather little of go. i think its primary redeeming quality is that it is a sort of harm reduction outlet for C programmers 2966
Reposted by Andre MasellaÉcole des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2025Please. "Toxic masculinity" is only harmful to those who absorb it. You're thinking of *venomous* masculinity, which hurts others. 21024
Reposted by Andre MasellaLia @liasae.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Oh yay right on time to go back to work and make my coworkers scream again e-mail.wtfe-mail.wtfEmail is EasyEveryone knows what an email address is, right? 1203
Reposted by Andre MasellaNanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 13/06/2024I am so sorry. Sometimes I hate myself. 341157183
Reposted by Andre MasellaPaul Rickards @paulrickards.bsky.social · 14/08/2025TIL the Kensington Turbo Mouse can use a billiard ball. 12617140
Reposted by Andre MasellaStefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 14/08/2025having an existential crisis looking at my niece's birthday presents 68917
Reposted by Andre MasellaAnnette @weeble.bsky.social · 12/08/2025What Every Computer Scientist Should Know About Floating-Point Arithmetic tldr: lol, lmao. stick to integers noob. we said "computer *scientists*". 1413
Reposted by Andre MasellaMax Colbert @mc00.bsky.social · 30/07/2025This is one of the best ideas I've heard in ages. 6157282057
Reposted by Andre MasellaKate @katef.bsky.social · 28/07/2025we do things not because it is easy, not because we thought it would be easy, but because we didn't think about it at all tbh 313230
Reposted by Andre Masella🔥ace🔥 @meowthiroth.bsky.social · 26/07/2025"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked Achenar from the best-selling point&click adventure game Myst and he told me to bring him the blue pages and NOT to touch the red ones 3532821033
Reposted by Andre MasellaKate @katef.bsky.social · 20/07/2025it doesn't know what words mean, just which words fit 4749
Reposted by Andre MasellaSy Brand @tartanllama.xyz · 07/07/2025Touched some grass and it activated my hayfever, this is a scam, gonna stare at a screen for 9 hours instead 2747
Reposted by Andre Masellai.m. zumphry @zumphry.com · 03/07/2025KNOWING COMPUTER SHIT: pros: being able to figure out some silly bullshit issue and cobble a fix together cons: [crying, screaming, throwing up, etc] 1733205
Reposted by Andre MasellaSy Brand @tartanllama.xyz · 27/06/2025Them: Alright, so first you write a test that fails Me: Yes, I'm nailing this Them: Then you write code to make it pass Me: ...you've lost me 312411
Andre Masella @apmasell.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I know the idea of Canada joining the EU is not really serious, but the most appealing part is that it would put enormous regulatory pressure on Bell and Rogers. 010
Andre Masella @apmasell.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Standard PRIDE disclaimer now that we are in June: all chaps are assless. 🌠 The more you know 000
Reposted by Andre MasellaKate @katef.bsky.social · 24/05/2025brain: kate wake up. wake up! wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wa— me: what brain: format is short for Formatthew 319127
