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École des Bro-Arts

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Switchy leatherman into bad puns, thick boys, and distributed systems. Purveyor of fine jockstrap selfies. Woof.group admin. Jim Starkey: "Of interest only to third-rate […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ woof.group/@aphyr, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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taber @kvetch.gay · 9h
I do think the Swedes could come up with a different word for "bassoon" if they wanted to
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
One's own bidet: civilized, graceful, necessary Anyone else's bidet: an incomprehensible Mystian puzzle machine
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Go off girl, give us nothing
The white box gallery: a giant empty gallery space, fenced off, with a viewing bench
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
I'm pup codomain and this is my Sir, Jection
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Just heard a bank ad on the radio whose entire thesis is that they have real customer support people and won't make you talk to an AI chatbot
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Oh man how did it take me this long to discover Steam Link? This is great, sometimes I want to play PC games while laying back with the big screen
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Lighting and geometry studies for WC shelves
Three shelves hang over a toilet, with a wall of cleft slate, lit from aboveDetail of the shelves: a diagonal tubular steel frame supports three wooden shelves of decreasing depth
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
A small statue of Herakles wrestling is draped with a pink feather boa. A wooden rocket ship sits next to it. In the foreground is a model Delorean. The scene is all in pinks.
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
If Uline is really so homophobic, why did they select such a fuckable mascot?
A muscly boy with a very "ride me" mustache in a Uline shirt
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Got ejected by security from my own dream for not wearing my ID badge. Woke up indignant that I could be kicked out of the world I created! 🙃
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StronkBear @stronkbear.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Is this anything?
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Trying to design a medicine cabinet and realizing I have absolutely no idea how mirrors attach to hinges. Glue???
An overview of a medicine cabinet: a frameless mirror floating on top of a wood frame with a lightstrip running around the outside.Detail of the power supply system for the light strip: a transformer and driver tuck into one of the shelves, and are covered by a metal plate (trying for as thin as possible here) and magnets.Plan view of the hinge system, showing the mirror opening up along a wall.Detail of the vents which allow heat to dissipate from the electronics and let the light strip cable go into the interior
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
A friend described me today as "the public relations version of It Follows", and he's... not wrong
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
This is not a *new* phenomenon, but I think there's an argument that the intensity of Tumblr social justice discourse germinated a new emanation of virtue ethics.
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Thanks to woof.group/@elfkin/1173098315245847… I finally figured out that it's SonosNet spanning-tree issues that has made my Sonos system a living hell for the last five years. Constant interruptions, thirty-second latency for most operations, half of commands dropped, etc. Sonos […]
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Eric🌻🔞 @ageric.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
I've been getting into oil painting. Here's a big guy i painted recently CW lewd painting
Oil painting of a sexy hairy nude gay guy showing off his body
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
"Oh shit, is my cat my Dom?"
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
A boy at camp introduced me to 3M Microfoam tape gags and oh wow, it's all the fun of duct tape but very little of the hair-pulling pain after.
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
From a talk I gave at an Antithesis meetup in NYC, thoughts on software quality in the age of LLMs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=osnxm52Kghw…
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Coming up with polite ways to signal to the tech support person on the call that you are ALSO faggot and can switch to high-bandwidth communication at any time
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Already fading.
My back and ass, in a jock. There's a dusting of scabs over my upper back from a flogging.My chest. Faint bruises from punching and carbon fiber rods. Scratches run up my belly.My quads, bruised but already fading. Camera doesn't pick this one up very well, sadly.
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
What a good run. I feel so damn lucky to have this many incredible men in my life.
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Mmmmm tractor supply company
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taber @taber.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
Woof.groupers: A little unscheduled downtime while applying an important security update, but I believe we are clear to resume wooftivities :) thanks for your patience!
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Covered in cigar ash, spit, beer, piss, sweat, and happy as a fuckin clam. What a ride. 🥰
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
I know I was in deep when he held a stun gun to the head of my cock and I nodded "yes". Hooo boy that is a special kind of pain.
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Made out with this super fuckin hot muscle Sir and licked his boots and then he punched on me and whipped me and oh man, I needed quality sub time. Very happy.
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
I wonder if houses are like the backrooms to bugs
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
Good morning from eighty-seven "automated delivery probe" signup attempts
A bunch of signup requests for woof.group
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Just realized I could probably put the boy in a neck restraint to keep him still and use a laser level to give him a decent flat top.
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
My new drag king persona is an orchestral percussionist with an anxiety disorder: Tim Panic.
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Data structures are *hard*, y'all. I've been using this library for ~10 years successfully, but this summer I've managed to find at least three really gnarly bugs: github.com/lacuna/bifurcan/issues/60
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Sets constructed in different ways are not equal · Issue #60 · lacuna/bifurcan
Constructing two sets in different ways can lead to sets which apparently contain the same elements, but are not in fact equal. For example: user=> (import 'io.lacuna.bifurcan.Set) io.lacuna.bifurc...
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
Technically, any cyclic graph of pup power dynamics is a Pack Overflow
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
I understand the process that led us to "Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Lake Shore Drive", but I also feel, deep in my bones, that names you have to say every day should have fewer than seven words in them.
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026
I know we all have a long list of Scruff photos rejected for unclear TOS violations, but having read the photo rules in full I really have no idea why they decided to ban this one of me and my boy
I'm hugging my boy from behind, with a gloved hand over his mouth. He's grinning with his hands behind his back. We're both in leather shirts.
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
Good arm pump
Me in a white tank
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026
Tried using vscode to refactor a couple Clojure namespaces, because I don't have a great way to do renames across multiple namespaces in vim and... Oh my god I have never used a more confusing editor in my life. Cut and paste is fundamentally broken; AFAICT ^X has a 90% chance of deleting […]
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026
Took me far too long to get to this, but finally sewing pads into the lining of my cap. Especially without hair, it kept flopping around! 🥴
A muir cap, upside down, with needle and thread.
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
Tired: consequentialism, deontology, virtue ethics, etc Wired: designing all of life so that bad things never happen Inspired: making it impossible to prevent bad things, thereby rendering humans free from the ethical anguish of having to decide between bad outcomes or take high school […]
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
I really wish that Mariam Wallentin and Marc Streitenfeld had recorded a longer arrangement of the Raised by Wolves theme. Years later, I still find it stirring. youtu.be/3deV7eNkwbo
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
Sometimes I try to explain Fedi culture to people who go outside and the story that I come back to is how when my friend's marriage collapsed and he asked to move in with me for a year or so I said yes, of course, and offered him a room at whatever rate he wanted to pay. When I posted that I'd […]
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
I've been really struggling recently, and was trying to figure out which friend I could lean on, and in no particular order they have been going through: - hospitalized for anxiety attack - hospitalized for traumatic brain injury - anxiety + depression - depression - relationship struggles - […]
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
Decided to check in on Scruff and it's just an endless parade of 6'4, 236-pound nonsense slop machines.
A scruff profile for a 6'4, 236 lb, 31 year old, imaginary man. It says: "32. 6'4. 107kg. Ripped Bodybuilder. Face never.  Pump still up. Briefs still black. Sit down. The body is the ID. Act like it."This one is "Reed Sofa", and seems really into sofas.Also 6'4, 236 lbs, not making any more sense."warm enough to keep you hard" ah good, I've been struggling to have sex with cold bodies
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
I wish people who are afraid of Chicago could see what this city is actually about
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
The dishwasher limped along for another year with repairs but finally gave up the ghost early this month. It made it almost 15 years, it was time, haha. New one cracks itself open when it's finished, instead of waiting for me to notice it and open it to finish drying. This means dishes now take […]
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
brb inventing a non-revolving restaurant locked to the plane of the ecliptic
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Neil Kandalgaonkar @neilk.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
@aphyr Double-entry bookkeeping. This was one of the closely guarded secrets that allowed Venice to become a trading empire
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
Imagine in one month you'll be sent back in time to a period of your choosing, and you're invited to wreak havoc with your future knowledge. All you can bring is what you can remember. What would you memorize? Doesn't have to be comprehensive or the most important knowledge--just esoteric things […]
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École des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
So there's this woman at the gym with a reputation for... poor etiquette. Hiding equipment, endless supersets during peak hours, and throwing weights at people. I've been watching this for ten years and finally came up to her this time. Explained that she was […] [Original post on woof.group]
A photo of a gym where a woman has set up a split squat bar and her dumbbell directly across the only point of entry to the calf room.
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