Andre Masella @apmasell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026#MYSTober prompt 1: 'Cleft' The Cracks that Bind 0130
Reposted by Andre MasellaDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The Mary Poppins Collection, only on Disney Prime 271418422
Andre Masella @apmasell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I've had a few personal projects where my goal is to produce a very specific flavour of unhinged. I'm not sure another human can match my freak, but the Chorus of GPUs definitely cannot. 010
Andre Masella @apmasell.bsky.social · 26/07/2026[picks up a bottle of Soylent Smoke] Oh, God, it's made of people. 030
Andre Masella @apmasell.bsky.social · 23/07/2026If optimistic UI makes you pessimistic, that's just Conservation of Pessimism. 010
Reposted by Andre MasellaHaskell programming language @haskell.org · 02/06/2026The past years have seen horrendous attacks towards trans people. We have a duty to protect the most vulnerable members of our communities. There is no Haskell without the trans people who have shaped it through the years. This June is a month of celebrations, but the struggle continues. ✊🏳️⚧️λ 151100284
Reposted by Andre MasellaTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 27/05/2026myst and gumby are both fundamentally about dudes who are addicted to travelling inside of fucked up books 21109297
Andre Masella @apmasell.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Not that surprising of you've seen committees review theses. 110
Reposted by Andre MasellaKeith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026We need more walkable, mixed-use datacenters. Like community gardens, people should be able to experience the joy and satisfaction of cultivating their own hardware. Big Cloud has alienated the connection people felt with their computers. Kids should know what it's like to swear at rack mount rails. 27830136
Andre Masella @apmasell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Wherever I put alcohol-borne liquid chalk on my hands at the gym, I call it "my skin harm routine". I think hair harm routine works. 010
Reposted by Andre Masellakourge the jafnhár 🏳️🌈 @kourge.net · 12/05/2026enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences 302578665
Andre Masella @apmasell.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I'm not sure if it's good or bad that fibrous red isn't a thing then. 020
Andre Masella @apmasell.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I'm going to need a moment to process "fibrous green"... Like fibrous green vegetables? Or can other colours be fibrous? 120
Reposted by Andre MasellaÓlafur Waage @olafurw.com · 14/04/2026People that are really into minimalism, are they minmaxxing? 6582
Andre Masella @apmasell.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Have the standardized the Unicode non-sarcastic combining mark? 000
Reposted by Andre MasellaHayley Gayley🏳️⚧️ @im.fckn.gay · 01/03/2026>look up rust crate >need to evaluate if it's any good >see author is a transgender furry >cargo add 116122
Andre Masella @apmasell.bsky.social · 04/02/2026It's for those who ushered in the next evolution of humankind. Duh. 010
Andre Masella @apmasell.bsky.social · 31/01/2026After chemistry and physics, is the next escalation quantum physics? Can you induce weak nuclear force to melt the paint? If so, do not remove your mask to vote your nose during the process. 020
Reposted by Andre Masellaeevee @eev.ee · 30/12/2025seems conspicuous that programmer commentary on genAI is split between "oh yeah i use claude all the time now. the 10× programmer is real and he's me. i am a god" and "yeah my coworkers use claude all the time. they keep committing crap that doesn't work and now i spend half my time fixing it" 191039288
Andre Masella @apmasell.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I mean, I do say "oh Lord" a lot when writing C++. 010
Reposted by Andre Masellaqdot @buttplug.engineer · 17/12/2025ok course LinkedIn has a fucking wrapped feature now can’t wait to read how many days I was on my founder grindset 4485
Andre Masella @apmasell.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Gauntlet thrown: wiki.osdev.orgwiki.osdev.orgExpanded Main Page - OSDev Wiki 110
Reposted by Andre MasellaKate @katef.bsky.social · 02/12/2025"does ___ belong at pride?" if you get yelled at by the westboro baptist church, you belong at pride 414516
Reposted by Andre MasellaJames @james.tarnation.lol · 28/11/2025[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy 2375052505
Reposted by Andre MasellaRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong... 4489552544
Reposted by Andre MasellaÓlafur Waage @olafurw.com · 28/11/2025Oh this? It's just a generic cup. 1326029
Reposted by Andre Masella𖦹 Hex Maniac Gloomy! @gloomyfates.bsky.social · 27/09/2025they call it a hex editor bc you are casting little spells on the computer 4727243
Reposted by Andre MasellaRandallMakArt🍉 @randallmakart.bsky.social · 18/11/2025when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare 32128033851
Reposted by Andre Masella☀️🌸idspispopd🥀🌙 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 01/11/2025The DVD (1996) is now as old as the original 8-inch floppy disk (1967) was when the DVD came out. 551723661
Reposted by Andre MasellaCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 23/10/2025OSHA is part of the government shutdown so now nothing is NSFW 8625180
Reposted by Andre MasellaAlice Averlong 🏳️⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 22/10/2025can job listings be serious please 621587193
Reposted by Andre MasellaKate @katef.bsky.social · 21/10/2025hi us-east-1, i am also kinda down today 416819
Reposted by Andre MasellaÓlafur Waage @olafurw.com · 04/10/2025When you code the new system on top of the old. 17310
Reposted by Andre Masellaaustin @aparker.io · 02/10/2025eternal september appropriately ends in october 130693
Reposted by Andre MasellaLou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Got my performance review. 75144643111
Reposted by Andre MasellaGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 23/09/2025People are doing rapture jokes like there’s no tomorrow. 251362309
Reposted by Andre MasellaCatherine @whitequark.org · 21/09/2025y'know... from a language design perspective, i think rather little of go. i think its primary redeeming quality is that it is a sort of harm reduction outlet for C programmers 2966
Andre Masella @apmasell.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Depending on your nutritional labelling standards, melamine might count, but wouldn't recommend. 120
Reposted by Andre MasellaÉcole des Bro-Arts @aphyr.woof.group.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2025Please. "Toxic masculinity" is only harmful to those who absorb it. You're thinking of *venomous* masculinity, which hurts others. 21024
Reposted by Andre MasellaLia @liasae.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Oh yay right on time to go back to work and make my coworkers scream again e-mail.wtfe-mail.wtfEmail is EasyEveryone knows what an email address is, right? 1203
