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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
witness the snoozing power of these FULLY VACCINATED KITTENS
Two kittens snoozing stretched out all over each other Same two kittens snoozing in a slightly different configuration of cuddles
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Feli @vogelkasper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This entity has a riddle for you
Three rats, almost stacked, in a hammock.
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 23h
People on discord saying this tiny giant baby is starving he has been fed
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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Video: pet rat stretching up from a human's lap to the neck of their big comfy sweater. She pulls herself up and dives into the sweater's neck with the ease of long practice.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 06/10/2026
ME: Does Bronze Walrus get summoning sickness? STEPKID: I am so very sorry. I would give it haste if I could. KEVIN: A walrus with haste is just a hippo. *table pauses to consider the truth of this statement*
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, good news: Boydog had a Weird Thing in his ear (no, for real, that was literally the diagnosis). Today was his followup visit, and the vet was super relieved to confirm they got it all out and about how well it healed up. The great news: who wants to see a mildly stoned corgi?
A mildly stoned corgi at the vet’s office.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bobcat in a box
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 07/10/2026
GM: Ok, MONK, there’s a snow golem to the right of you, a yeti to the left of you, and you’re stuck in the middle with RHINO. MONK: *begins singing* BARD: If you didn’t, I was gonna. (They have a Rhino Hireling.)
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[Warsaw Zoo]
A chubby snow leopard kitten half-circled by their mama's long tail. The kitten's own tail is in the tapered triangle stage and perfectly arcs to complete the circle. THREE tiny snow leopard cubs lined up against the bottom of a wall. Eyes barely open, visibly wobbly, very fluffy and round.
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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Button rat - #rattober day 03. I actually have a handful of buttons in my purse at the moment. That button is a nice navy in life--and not attached to anything! #MyArt #PencilArt
Dumbo rat fiercely tugging on a large button sewn on to fabric. 

Pencil sketch on white paper.
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Lindsey Wailes (looking for work!) @linwail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Day 5 - Dragon Rat #rattober #rattober2026 #beansrattober
a brown rat with wings
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026
just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett
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Ripley @rookerie333.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
**I, too, would like a sandwich**
Tri color corgi sitting and staring at a sandwich
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Emily @becausechaucer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
PUMPKIN ENRICHMENT TIME
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HudsonRiverCroc @hudsonrivercroc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brb, drafting that squirrel for my meth attack squirrel squadron
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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
> Our Pied Stilt in the Desert Rivers habitat has three little chicks tucked safely underneath, with the smallest having hatched less than two hours before this photo was recently taken. [via Alice Springs Desert Park]
A black-and-white wading bird sitting on their partly-folded red legs. There's three pairs of smaller baby bird legs sticking out from their chest feathers, looking like they're stretched on tiptoe to shove the entire baby bird out of sight.
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Duchess of Doom @kilagreene.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026
I like this photo my sister took last month.
A cluster of yellow flowers leans out over a clear, gently flowing river. The water reflects the surrounding rocks and greenery.
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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.
Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name Closeup of the photo from the Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name .

As one pal put it, " a very John Conner look "Closeup of the text for the photo that says 

" Ticket wars

Left: The line of area residents waitinng for advanced ticket sales for the May 19 release of "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" stretched outside the Grand Central Mall's Regal Cinemas onto the sidewalk outside. Above: Inside, Jordan Baker, Joe Peyton, Mat Lyons, Josh Lemley and Steve Roberts passed time by playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit as they awaited the Lucas epic.

Photos by Tony Kemp
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 01/10/2026
Every so often a hawk flies into the windchimes and things get SUPER-exciting for thirty seconds.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 02/10/2026
Butterbutt. An older comic.
A four-panel comic titled "yellow-rumped warbler poem". In panel 1, a yellow-rumped warbler stands on a branch in a late autumn scene, and says "Fall is here." In panel 2, the warbler watches a brown leaf fall to the ground, and says "Winter's near." In panel 3, the warbler faces the viewer as brown leaves fall, and says "Need some cheer?" In panel 4, the warbler is showing its luminous yellow rump, and cheerfully says "See my rear."
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KK @kk-maker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Plant rat - #rattober day 02. I'm out of practice. My old art teachers would eviscerate me for about five problems just to start with. But sketching is fun. #MyArt #PencilArt
Rim of a pot with some scraggly plant stems sticking out at odd angles. A dumbo-eared pet rat face is just peeking over the edge.

Pencil on white paper.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
A murder of crows? You mean caws of death??
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I “got stuck” behind the drawers today. Everyone had to come help me so I felt awkward telling them I wasn’t stuck, I was just being a little shit
an orange cat is being snuggled on a halloween blankie with one paw extended toward the camera. you can tell by his facial expression that he has recently been a little shit causing trouble
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DragonBeak @dragonbeak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here's my shot for YGO Reanimate 2! I picked a scene with Tea and Yami Yugi to match the first YGO Reanimate. Have I improved over 10 years? I had a lot of fun bringing out the sass in @littlekuriboh.bsky.social's vocal performance. Big thank you to @skullymingo.bsky.social for help comping.
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DragonBeak @dragonbeak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I also appreciate that @phuijl.bsky.social thought of me when it came time to represent the Bakuras for the end credits!
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy spooky season 🍂🦇🎃
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Phil VzQ 🌱 @philvzq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YGO ReAnimate 2! 🔆 A project spearheaded by the immensly talented @phuijl.bsky.social 👏 200+ incredibly talented artists worked hard to reanimate an episode from YGO, or more specifically, YGO Abridged from @littlekuriboh.bsky.social ✨️ youtu.be/tDyAPN4BWIA?is=NIcRrIay43iH37uJ ✨️ #yugioh
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Xan López @xanlopez.net · 30/09/2026
Well, that’s not the opening paragraph I expected.
1. Introduction

In the 1988 sci -fi roleplaying game Cyberpunk , the European Currency Unit serves as the global currency (colloquially referred to as “euro dollar”, “ed" or “eddie”) . In the story, the dismantling of US
democracy, a sovereign debt crisis and geopolitical mistakes
trigger the collap se of the United States . The European Economic
Community steps in and uses its well -regulated banking system and
single currency to displace the dollar’s hegemonic role.
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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A little unexpected shake-up in Tacoma today! During today’s 4.2 magnitude earthquake, some of our aquarium animals were briefly startled, but everyone is safe and doing well. Most guests and staff didn’t feel the earthquake at all.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The primary reason I post such frequent previews of games in progress is to engage in transparency with project backers and early access supporters. The secondary reason is so that the incorrigible pedants following this blog will proofread the material for me for free.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 29/09/2026
It’s a very short outline for an adventure, but it’s kinda fun!
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 29/09/2026
It’s Launch Day, darling! This one is not cozy or for the faint of heart, please note the warnings, but it’s here at last! And while you should read in the way you like the best—dude, Neil Newbon’s narration knocks it out of the PARK. www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/813073...
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Baldur's Gate 3: Astarion by T. Kingfisher: 9798217298594 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
The roguish charlatan Astarion will free himself from a centuries-long fate of servitude or die (a second time) trying—in this decadently dark fantasy adventure by award-winning author T. Kingfisher.....
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW. PENGUIN.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at a table, in front of a game board set up with several character figurines and various pieces of landscape terrain. On the table is also a measuring tape and a scattering of dice.
Green: Okay, that makes six. How many points did we need to dodge that strike?
Blue: Eight.
Green: Oof.

Both of the foxes look at the board pensively.
Blue: I guess that concludes the campaign. Another party wiped out in their first combat encounter.
Green: At this point we're just feeding adventurers to highwaymen.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Raqefet Cave in Israel was a sacred burial site for the hunter-gatherer culture known as the 'Natufians' around 13,000 years ago. More recently, we've also discovered here the earliest evidence of BEER BREWING from grains. Even more remarkable because these people HADN'T INVENTED AGRICULTURE YET.
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Traces of 13,000-Year-Old Beer Found in Israel
According to the authors of a new study, the discovery marks the earliest-known evidence of beer production among ancient peoples
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you take Vitruvias Therapeutics' 30mg thyroid tablets, check your bottle for expiration date Sept 30, 2026 and NDC number 69680-166-00/lot number 504950
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Kwangger 🌻 @kwangger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
coyote pup. back when i used to board my horse on the side of the santa cruz mountains. there were lots of coyotes that had dens on the other side of the "road". this little guy decided to come up to my stall with what looked like a teenager doing a very bad job of babysitting.
fizzy pic of a very small baby coyote and a blue coil hose in the foreground.
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Anoke @anoke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😍😍😍
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sadly I missed the premiere as I was driving Marin to the airport but look! So many talented folks came together to reanimate an episode of YGOTAS!!! Huge thanks to @phuijl.bsky.social for organizing yet another reanimate banger
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here are some nice mushrooms
A family of firey orange mycena mushrooms grow from the side of a fallen log under warm fall overgrowth. All photos by me
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Corvid Dallas Multipass (he/him)(it/its) 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @genuscorvidae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
EVENING MEDS TIME CHECK! I'VE TAKEN MINE! What about you? Are you hurting? Thirsty? Tired? Check to see if you need meds, a snack, caffeine? Please for a Crow? Thank!
Earnest looking little crow guy looking at you from the shoulder of a road.
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Vintage Fantasy Art - NOAI @vintagefantasyart.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
« The Dead Tree », c. 1990 by Mike Mignola (US comics artist, b. 1960) Back cover illustration for "Fafhrd And The Gray Mouser", Epic Comics, 1990 After Fritz Leiber's Swords series #vintagefantasyart #fantasyart #fantasyillustration #MikeMignola #FritzLeiber #Fafhrd #GrayMouser #Lankhmar #Nehwon
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/09/2026
Voyager Instruments xkcd.com/3302/
 3-panel comic. (1) [Person with shoulder-length hair gestures at diagrams on wall in front of table with three people.] PERSON 1: As the radioactive power source on *Voyager 1* weakens, we’ve been turning instruments off to conserve power. (2) PERSON 1: Only two instruments remain. Do we want to lose the plasma wave subsystem or the magnetometer? (3) PERSON 2 with ponytail: You know, if we just turned off Greg’s LED underlighting– PERSON 4 with short hair: Absolutely not. PERSON 3: Dammit, Greg. PERSON 4: I will *not* allow us to look uncool in front of aliens.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/
Image: A graph with lots of red dots clustered together in a curve. The are all looking upwards at a single red dot wearing sunglasses. 

Caption: Mike was an outlier and would probably be excluded from the study, but all the other data points secretly thought he was really cool.
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