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@darxtorm.bsky.social
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Server Whisperer; Parrot Fancier; Recovering Cultist; Cooperative gamer; Negatively Bouyant; he/him

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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 12h
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Gin Valentine @chekhovsgundam.bsky.social · 13h
I'm seeing a merch tie-in opportunity, and I'm NOT thinking of the popcorn bucket
A Dune 3 poster with an EXTREMELY phallic coffin
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 4h
TFW the boss asks at 5pm on a Friday if you can cover for them for five weeks... and then tells you they are on leave from Tuesday
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Pedro Pascal Laughing & Crying
ALT: Pedro Pascal Laughing & Crying
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 4h
From the archive: chaser.com.au/general-news...
Guide: How to not rape someone in one really fucking easy step
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 4h
Flower of the day, some tiny hidden bells
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
👇🏼👇🏼
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Glenn Close. Glenn Far Away.
Headshot of Glenn close in a white top Glenn close in a yellow field digging on a wooden fence
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DiscordianKitty⭐ @discordiankitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Incorrect username or password" "If you have an account we've sent you an email to reset your password" *no email so trying to sign up* "An account with that email already exists"
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do wish my Samsung flagship mobile phone didnt make a clicky sound like something is rattling around loose inside when I move it from side to side
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Flower of the day is SUPER PINK
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Michael Zimmer @michaelzimmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today's "White House Accord on Super Intelligence" #smh
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natemare before christmas @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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Kent Parkstreet @kentparkskeet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The time when we had to “navigate” racist people is over. If Hanson fans are so keen on her “telling it how it is” they can be told how it is by everyone else. One Nation is racist filth. Its voters are racist filth. There’s no way to navigate this. #AusPol
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How young Australians are navigating their parents' support for One Nation
As One Nation's popularity remains strong in the polls, gen Z is the least likely demographic to vote for the party, with support coming from older generations. But how is this political divide playin...
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A bunch of games that were overly significant in my digital upbringing #my9games
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
David Schleinkofer, cover art for Sim City 2000, 1993
David Schleinkofer, cover art for Sim City 2000, 1993
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026
I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New tool who dis
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When Mom lets you try on your Halloween costume and you’re going as the drapes.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Why shouldn’t I custom-generate all of my child’s media?” Because the point of children’s literature, music, art, and movies is not to optimize leisure time, it is to provide your children with cultural, emotional, societal, and epistemic touch points via which they can relate to the wider world.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh shit. THAT is worse than I realized
We are spending almost five billion more on AI related construction and ten billion dollars less on other private construction since 2024
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wisdom of the streets
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💖 Birdhism Jen @birdhism.com · 25/09/2026
This👇🌳
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"Undeveloped land"
Motherfucker, thats called nature
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 25/09/2026
I went looking for the poo at Coogee beach but all I found was a beautiful day for a swim
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I went looking for the poo at Coogee beach but all I found was a beautiful day for a swim
Popular beach ranks as Sydney’s worst for faecal pollution – again – but Caitlin Cassidy discovers happy children and families In the Dharug language spoken by the local Aboriginal people, Coogee, derived from “koojah” or “koojay”, translates to “bad smell”, “rotting seaweed” or “stinking place”. It was with some precedent, then, that this week Coogee ranked as the Sydney ocean beach most polluted with faecal matter, for the fifth year in a row. Continue reading...
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Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that the GF public holiday just restored the Show Day public holiday that Bloody Jeff abolished (and sensibly put it on Friday.) Enjoy the day - and the penalty rates you get if you have to work, you deserve them.
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Flower of the day. Crazy patterning here
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You have got to be fucking kidding me. Quest Apartment Hotels tells customers to replace passports and licences after security breach www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
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Quest tells customers to replace passports after security breach
Quest Apartment Hotels tells customers affected by a security breach in August to replace passports and driver's licences after personal information was exposed.
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you're wondering how it's going, I managed to put on both shoes this morning after only having put on one pants leg, so there's that
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In order to fight potential wasted water, we're employing robot brains with guaranteed wasted water
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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ABC News Bot (unofficial) @abcnewsbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A new report reveals movies by female screenwriters are often overlooked for financial opportunities even though they make studios more money than those written by their male counterparts.
abc.net.au
Film studios shun women but men make them less money, report shows
A new report reveals movies by female screenwriters are often overlooked for financial opportunities even though they make studios more money than those written by their male counterparts.
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover
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IGN @ign.com · 22/09/2026
Great Scott! Back to the Future is coming to 4DX theaters on October 21.
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jesslyn @squishybelle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
how did any tech bro who lived though the windows xp bliss era end up wanting to pave the planet with data centers
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today in "News" Clavicular Charged With Rape, Drugging Person for Sex in Massachusetts www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
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Clavicular Charged With Rape, Drugging Person for Sex in Massachusetts
His rep wrote in response, "Clavicular has not been physically served. As usual, the 'Bulwark' is exaggerating the status of a case to boost traffic."
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Biblically Accurate VLC Instance
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
left brain/right brain is over babyyy we're in the front brain/back brain era now
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ethically removing ads
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I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme
ALT: I'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier Meme
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Caught this handsome little guy poking his tongue amongst the flowers
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For some reason auspost has been sending me my shipping notices in the middle of the night lately... but since they're always lego, I ain't ever mad
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sorry folks, I can't come to the gig tonight, I've got some important reading to do
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 20/09/2026
Sea dragon populations decimated in ‘mind-blowing’ mass mortality event caused by South Australian algal bloom
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Sea dragon populations decimated in ‘mind-blowing’ mass mortality event caused by South Australian algal bloom
Thousands of sea dragons, pipefishes and seahorses have washed up along state’s coastline according to analysis of citizen scientist records * Follow our Australia news live blog for latest updates * Sign up for climate and environment editor Adam Morton’s free Clear Air newsletter here Thousands of sea dragons, pipefishes and seahorses died during South Australia’s devastating algal bloom, in what ecologists say is the worst mass mortality event for the fish family globally. More than 1,600 weedy and leafy sea dragons, 1,400 pipefishes and 160 seahorses washed up as the harmful algae spread along the state’s coastline, according to analysis of citizen scientist records by Dragon Search SA. Sign up to get climate and environment editor Adam Morton’s Clear Air column as a free newsletter Continue reading...
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The future of automation is here!
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just got out of the dentist, and the fun part was when the anaesthetic wore off ten minutes before the session was over. We toughed it out, but I am no longer friends with the grinding drill. Pouring myself a wee Roku gin & tonic as a reward/painkiller.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Flower of the day. Big Colours. No Notes.
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darxtorm @darxtorm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fun injury update, one week in. Shoulder has completely cleared up, and the forearm is now looking worse than it feels. Still worth a reminder that wet tiles kill smiles. Get your mop on.
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