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Anime Joe Pesci

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37/M/🔞Joe Pesci but nowhere near as handsome. You're welcome for Anime My Cousin Vinny

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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2026
ME: So that’s the full list, basically. If you get started now you can prevent millions of deaths and achieve world peace by 2015. EIGHT YEAR OLD ME: Got it. For sure. And just confirming— ME: Yes. In the future you can watch cartoons any time of day. EIGHT YEAR OLD ME: (raising the roof) Cowabunga!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Anime Joe Pesci @animejoepesci.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Telling the barber to give me the "Fat Elvis" and just wasting everyones time
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/09/2026
HOST: All right, British Food YouTubers… final challenge! Simply pronounce “Wagyu” correctly even one single time. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 1: Waggoo. HOST: Ah, sorry, that’s incorrect. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 2: Oh! Waggoo! HOST: Incorrect. BRITISH FOOD YOUTUBER 3: *smirking confidently* Waggoo.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons theonion.com/fall-canceled-after-3-…
Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons
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Anime Joe Pesci @animejoepesci.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Forgot my blinds were open after a shower #Peenwithit #Cockwithit
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Did Dat Dude Describe Destroyer? @dddddpodcast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you listened to our last episode (or have looked at the timeline of Dan Bejar's music) you know that the next album up is not by Destroyer, but The New Pornographers. This is a problem because Dat Dude will NOT be describing Destroyer. Luckily we foresaw this issue. Behold our new art:
Me and Riley have bug eyes pointing at the cover for Mass Romantic by The New Pornographers. We are saying, in speech bubbles: IS DAT DESTROYER DUDE DAN NOW PERFORMING IN NEW PORNOGRAPHERS?
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Anime Joe Pesci @animejoepesci.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Replacing Zyns with Sour Skittles to hurt my gums in the way im accustomed
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026
Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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Anime Sickos Podcast @animesickos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anime Sickos fans who are not listening to DDDDD are wasting their lives and will be unhappy forever. Luckily there is a free solution…
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Anime Joe Pesci @animejoepesci.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To motivate myself more during workouts I pretend misogyny is getting crushed in my fat folds when I do a sit up
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Anime Sickos Podcast @animesickos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THIS TIME ON TOM'S RECORD CLUB: @minovskyarticle.bsky.social returns to discuss Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space (1997) by Spiritualized. This is the primo album for throwing your head back, closing your eyes, lifting your hands skyward, and swaying back and forth for an hour.
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Tom's Record Club: Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space by Spiritualized by Anime Sickos on Patreon. Join Anime Sickos's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can confirm I edited this sucker in time and it will be out tomorrow. IMO a truly great piece of podcasting. Had a lovely time building out the context/story of this album, and Riley and I had a wonderful discussion as always. You gotta listen to 5D or you’re a chump and suck ass
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stop making me think about these nerds having sex parties. Shoving calculators into each other’s holes and so forth
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Anime Joe Pesci @animejoepesci.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trying to sneak out of Resident Evil cause Im a coward and just want the popcorn bucket and the ushers "Survival Horror" me
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ceej @ceej.online · 17/09/2026
idiot. I just saw it for free
Facebook marketplace:
1993 Star Trek: The Next Generation Romulan Encounter Magic Eye Poster
$90
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s always fun when you have a friend living in a giant city and you text them because you saw a story about a grocery store being robbed there and they’re like yes 10 million people live here
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Anime Joe Pesci @animejoepesci.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kirby is great cause ya start off doin cute platforming levels then ya fight God. Then ya fight God's Dad
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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
poison themed woman in hero shooter wins round, poses in her skin tight latex outfit, ass cheeks fisheyed to eclipse the entire frame. she speaks: “hmmph.. don’t get hit by My abilities or a Green Icon will appear”
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Pat Stares At FOREVER @patstaresat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He's so hot
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Anime Joe Pesci @animejoepesci.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Calling my boss by his first name till he tells me to stop then pulling the power move of calling him a different name
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(Granny mugging you) Sorry. I'm so sorry. They keep letting me do this. No one stops me. I'm not even good at it. Keep the 50. I'm not worth it. I'll take the 20s. I owe my plug
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you want a quick way to juice your snob cred, simply invite “Tom” or “Joe” or “Tom and Joe” to be a guest on your podcast
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
finally a name for my son
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Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
witnessed something at dragon con I can’t get out of my head
Sketch of a Mike Myers cat in the hat cosplayer staring intently at a poster of a sexy Ring lady
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King @catboycraig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"commission for anonymous"
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Anime Sickos Podcast @animesickos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
OUT NOW: It’s our seventh “Oops! All Goofs!” ep, and the only to come by the name honestly: we had a topic ready to go but got so wrapped up in talking about Kengan Omega, sardines, bike helmets, and Swan Boy that an hour went by before we got to it. Oops! Luckily me and Joe talking is the best shit
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263: Oops! All Goofs 7 | Anime Sickos - Podcast for Geniuses
We had a topic ready to go after we ran through some quick bullet points, but uh oh! The bullet points took an hour! We discuss the awful manga Kengan Omega,...
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
scrooge mcduck is a latino businessman
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
340-pound cop reading flock data that his wife just pulled out of little caesers at 5:58pm and pumping his fist
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Did Dat Dude Describe Destroyer? @dddddpodcast.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Today is where the rubber meets the road and we see if the people who liked the show when Destroyer was absurd clown music will stick around now that it’s starting to get good/is not joke sounds anymore. Will you be a real one??? Or will you fall off like a coward??
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Did Dat Dude Describe Destroyer? - City of Daughters | Anime Sickos
We turn our eyes to City of Daughters, Destroyer's second album, and their first album to have real music on it and not funny prank music. I
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
sure
oreo flavors: deep fried, banana pudding, chicken and waffles
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Jenny @ hhhnnnnggg @slowedmountains.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You are challenged by Smoking Champion Lisa!
digital drawing of a brown haired woman with glasses smoking. She is surrounded by her pokemon, a weezing, a charmeleon who is rolling cigarettes and smoking, and a mr mime telepathically holding three cigarettes and a packet of cigarettes. mr mime is lighting one cigarette on charmeleon's tail.
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Every critically acclaimed western cartoon is a coming-of-age story about a 30 year old graphic designer moving into her dream apartment. Every critically acclaimed anime series is about scientists discovering a grid in the Earth's mantle which glows red when a child is taken
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/hell...
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❄Will❄ @willeternal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nature is so beautiful
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This episode marks the start of our official beef with @nohomework.website. Using time dot gov is OUR bit and all the laffs they got doing time dot gov jokes legally belong to us.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I made a new shirt because i thought it would be cool to put a weird ooze monster guy on a surfboard roryblank.bigcartel.com
a drawing of some sort of weird ropey ooze monster surfing a wave, with a shark coming out of the water, and the monster is saying "you are not smart. Nobody is really smart."
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/08/2026
Man, all that really matters on this earth is that more people are sad than happy when you go
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved
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Anime Joe Pesci @animejoepesci.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
*Getting a coworker and a penis mixed up* "I heard it was somebody's Girthday!"
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 24/08/2026
hey snake, what’d ya do, get a haircut or something?
Metal Gear Solid master collection vol 2
Save data bonus
Gold camouflage old snakeSolid gold homer saying “look closer, Otacon”
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