Reposted by Animated LunchMatt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 21/09/2026new self care idea next time I get frustrated about a work problem, or when my dopamine is not being properly regulated, I'm gonna go be mean on LinkedIn 2512
Reposted by Animated LunchPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith 102186246
Reposted by Animated LunchPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit 816242487
Reposted by Animated LunchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i really enjoy watching football. good stuff 1038031
Animated Lunch @animatedlunch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026UMASS beat BYU in 2017. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_UM... www.espn.com/college-foot...en.wikipedia.org2017 UMass Minutemen football team - Wikipedia 000
Reposted by Animated LunchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/09/2026pretty meaningless gesture as most of us probably weren’t going to be drafted in the first round by the clippers between 2029 and 2033 anyway 191521120
Reposted by Animated LunchDefector @defector.com · 30/08/2026Don't forget the nails defector.com/dont-forget-...defector.comDon’t Forget The Nails | DefectorMost people think of the tits. That’s understandable, given they would enter a room some not-insignificant amount of time before the rest of her. But there was also the hair, often high enough to occu... 25911
Animated Lunch @animatedlunch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026When I’m watching AEW and they’re being mean to Orange Cassidy 130
Reposted by Animated LunchSean @stholeary.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Linda McMahon, wife of a rapist, running the Department of Education after she knowingly let young boys get molested is the absolute essence of MAGA Republicans. 113943
Reposted by Animated LunchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/08/2026stay on bluesky long enough and you'll encounter a noble yet unheralded class of poster: the joke marshal. the joke marshal stands watch over the replies of joke posts for repliers taking them at face value, and empathetically cautions them that they are being a horse's ass. thank you, joke marshal 492444232
Reposted by Animated LunchRobocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 15/08/2026You have five seconds to comply. 0146
Reposted by Animated LunchMystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Comedy Wrestling is for everyone. 217440
Reposted by Animated LunchMatt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I’m just glad that the guys on the Panthers and Cardinals can have the experience of playing on the same field as the Extra Points Bowl. What a cool moment for them!!! 1843
Reposted by Animated LunchBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten 685144532
Animated Lunch @animatedlunch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Ad blocker Cromulent Embiggen Fist bump Hundo 100
Reposted by Animated LunchMystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Comedy wrestling is always a fun time. Goofy Wrestling 4 Life. #MysteryWrestling 28512
Reposted by Animated LunchRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026FIFA has a funny set-up where every country gets exactly one vote which means small countries are way overrepresented and you can hang on to power by promising little giveaways to those countries and their reps. Thankfully no similar system exists in the United States government, that would be bad 131321177
Reposted by Animated LunchChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Do not buy the war crime n64. 323879998
Reposted by Animated Lunchassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 27/07/2026There Will Be Blood is Pink Flamingos for sad people 2418
Animated Lunch @animatedlunch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Humiliation ritual ritual today, I went shopping for pants. 000
Reposted by Animated LunchBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Angry that this food recall is depriving me of my favorite food, lettuce 2891858
Reposted by Animated LunchRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/07/2026How is Lionel Messi going to be able to focus on the World Cup Final knowing his team is about to fall even farther behind Nashville SC in the Supporters’ Shield race 738027
Reposted by Animated LunchTaco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 17/07/2026The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply 120125003554
Reposted by Animated Lunchlastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Total woke cultural victory. We're bringing pronouns back. It is now illegal to be a white male. We're doing May Day parades just for HR ladies. 10872431015
Reposted by Animated LunchHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/07/2026“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?” 603226017482
Reposted by Animated LunchHamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Trump is trying to do a reichstag fire just by giving a speech saying “hey guys china tried to burn down the reichstag years ago” 848792
Reposted by Animated LunchLabov @superimposer.net · 16/07/2026today we are going to sit down and listen quietly 2608132
Reposted by Animated LunchUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/07/2026No. 717759
Reposted by Animated LunchNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Get ready to learn Krusty the Klown, buddy. 339840
Reposted by Animated LunchJorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Mesquite-grilled onions, jalapeño relish. Wait a minute. Those are southwestern ingredients! Mango lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavour they enjoy in...Albuquerque! 1212
Reposted by Animated LunchPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026RETVRN but it's just shooting a firehose of federal funding for a new WPA 222151338
Reposted by Animated LunchPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026If physically capable, everybody should work both a service industry and a manual labor job at some point in their lives, because nothing else will ever make you appreciate your laptop and Excel spreadsheets more 1926129
Reposted by Animated LunchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/07/2026these days, computer companies such as microsoft are turning megabytes into megabucks 381241106
Reposted by Animated LunchJohn Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 05/07/2026This is just like when FIFA arbitrarily lifted Ronaldo's red card suspension except it makes the team better 71597245
Reposted by Animated LunchDrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 30/06/2026Kawhi Leonard is so afraid of Pablo Torre he fled the country 413721
Animated Lunch @animatedlunch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I tried the Culver’s Shrimp this is my experience of bourgeoisie fast casual dining: *Link to Substack that is 7000 words long* 000
Reposted by Animated Lunchdon't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 26/06/2026i don't know if it's sadder to act like fast food shrimp is a luxury few can afford or act like a culver's is a classy affair 4456
Reposted by Animated LunchRobocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I don't have time for this bullshit! 0124
Reposted by Animated LunchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/06/2026i'm troubled by the election results coming out of new york city tonight. i firmly believe that no one should ever do anything 281814121
![Homer Simpson Mesquite-grilled onions, jalapeño relish.
[goes to take a bite, but stops]
Homer Simpson: Wait a minute. Those are southwestern ingredients!
[everyone gasps and murmurs]
Homer Simpson: Mango lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavour they enjoy in...
[grabs the microphone and points at Duffman]
Homer Simpson: Albuquerque!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a735s6nsepply7prbn4rzgqr/bafkreifnvxzbymnosbnkskx3xw3b2hw22hbdwusxtqkmavienpbhyq75ou)
