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Angsty Pollyanna

@angstypollyanna.bsky.social
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I am that auntie.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Remember how he could do this because he decorated cakes or something
Peeta camouflaged as a rock and shrubbery
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You can kill as many people as you want, but you target a beautiful precious data center? The one that hosted all 40,000 Sexy Ladies For Ken Paxton accounts?
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Angsty Pollyanna @angstypollyanna.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
just yelled fuck real loud on a quiet sunday morning cos my broom handle got caught in my hair #fuck
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a piece of shit
Headline from Fortune Google's Sergey brin has now donated more than $100 million to oppose California's billionaire tax
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Angsty Pollyanna @angstypollyanna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this wonderful Senior says "fuck this cunt"
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Angsty Pollyanna @angstypollyanna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
kids are exactly like baby goats
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Angsty Pollyanna @angstypollyanna.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤑
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Angsty Pollyanna @angstypollyanna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
so many shitheads
Currently referring to men I don't like as Daddy Shithead.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I work at the newspaper and just wrote The Great Awokening is over, I’m both 79 and 12 years old and make 260,000 dollars a year from a man who sent Katy Perry into space on a rocket ship. As you can see, everyone else is the problem.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
whoa check out the tough guys
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder who convinced Trump that grimly meandering down a corridor looks cool.
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Angsty Pollyanna @angstypollyanna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🔥
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Angsty Pollyanna @angstypollyanna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
someone will use this little fucker for bad things
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if this horrible little thing and its cursed amulet come near me I'm going to beat it with a bat actually
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Angsty Pollyanna @angstypollyanna.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we go back. way back.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/09/2026
Learn how to get measles from a rapist
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Angsty Pollyanna @angstypollyanna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no. just fucking no.
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Angsty Pollyanna @angstypollyanna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I made a word today.
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Chernobyl Odinsdottir @eightpointvalkyrie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I haven't been near 4Chan in damned near a decade now, and I don't really have a finger on the pulse of the culture over there any more. But from what I can recall, if even /pol/ thinks you've gone too far with blaming minorities, you may need to rethink your strategy.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We need to listen to this fellow. His research into the sexuality of minors has been precise and comprehensive. His naked concern on such matters has been long evident.
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Angsty Pollyanna @angstypollyanna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol wut
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every friend group has that one friend who is a horseback archer and always talks, atop their horse, about the superiority of mounted archers throughout history
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Concern? How about arrest the f*cker?? Cripes. If you or I hacked Medicare, the AFP would bash down our doors. AI does it? Oopsies! I am concerned! www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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Anthony Albanese says OpenAI agent hacked Medicare and he expressed ‘extreme concern’ to Sam Altman
Prime minister says he told chief executive he was disappointed it had taken company ‘way too long’ to inform government of breach
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22/09/2026
I'm going to correct everyone who doesn't call it super intelligence from now on. This is going to rule
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Angsty Pollyanna @angstypollyanna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
duh
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about: A terrible war against tiny elves
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Angsty Pollyanna @angstypollyanna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
everything is dumb try not to be an asshole you can if you want
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Angsty Pollyanna @angstypollyanna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trucker at the bar last night told me his gas costs have gone up bc of the war. Tariffs have depressed freight loads. Worse, AI trucking may replace his job. I told him "Trump has a poll on whether we should rename AI to Superior Intelligence." He said "Sir, thank you Trump Sir" and burst out crying
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is not humiliating for him, since he has no sense of dignity, but it is humiliating for the rest of us that the president of the United States serves as a subordinate press officer of the Kremlin. (1/2)
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Props to whover asked this
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Angsty Pollyanna @angstypollyanna.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
jesus fucking christ he's worse than dead
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Marko Bajlovic @marko.tech · 26/08/2026
State of SaaS
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
671 year old Mitch McConnell, his tendons and bones crumbled to ash centuries ago, lies in a puddle begging god to let him die but god won’t give him a hearing this close to an election.
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Angsty Pollyanna @angstypollyanna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
OMG OMG OMG Tom + Lorenzo are in the bsky!!!
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 14/09/2026
The whiplash I got when checking reviews for this "Permanent Mulch Recycled Rubber Pathway."
The product image for "Raedon Permanent Mulch Recycled Rubber Pathway"Bought some of these four years ago and they were still holding up very well, but I own a hair salon and decide to glue hair and make it into a hair path which worked for a while but now it looks disgusting so I needed to replace it
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fuck him up!
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Angsty Pollyanna @angstypollyanna.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
jesus fucking christ it's clown hitler
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Angsty Pollyanna @angstypollyanna.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
grats motherfuckers
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh dear. Temu Hitler is at it again.
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