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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

So uh, American people. You ok? Can we talk in private

an orange cat is sitting with his arms folded under his load body. his face looks concerned and a bit discomfited

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Miss Chris @fromscratchclub.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If you’re close to turning 35-40, listen to Martha🧵👇🏼 (AND topical estrogen should be over the counter!!!)

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is my new favorite thing.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

you will never, in your entire life, make as much money as the people who are incapable of coming up with ideas like "Miss Piggy flirts with Ryan Gosling" or "Pedro Pascal tries not to laugh at Fozzy's dumb jokes" make in a year

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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 12/09/2026

Is McConnell officially dead yet? Asking for no reason at all except... Look, it's not Thin Mint season and I've got a need, okay?

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The world is bereft to have lost Dolly Parton

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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I love watching people discover music I've known all my life, because they notice all these things that didn't register to me as a kid. Bohemian Rhapsody, Good Vibrations, and Paradise by the Dashboard Lights are all good examples.

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 21/07/2026

“When I wrote that letter,” replied Darcy, “I believed myself perfectly calm and cool; but I am since convinced that it was written in a dreadful bitterness of spirit.” There are legions of guys on message boards and in people’s replies who need to have this hot-iron branded onto their asses.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/07/2026

Jane and Bingley: hot and nice Lizzie and Darcy: hot and anxious

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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Well, it finally happened, took 6 years but someone irl asked me if I'd heard about the internet story about the guy who ordered a ton of rice

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Nemi @nemialmasy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction

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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

a flow-chart with 2 islands. "Do I need AI?" that flows into a final island saying "No"

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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

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History Chrono @historyachannel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Yves Saint Laurent’s 1966 Le Smoking suit brought masculine tailoring to women’s evening wear, marking a historic sartorial rupture that challenged traditional dress codes and redefined modern elegance. #FashionHistory

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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

We're is a sorry state if we're relying upon Taco Bell for food safety and Waffle House for emergency notifications. We don't have enough Waffle Houses up here.

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 17/07/2026

Lydia has made me firmer in my conviction to not have children.

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 17/07/2026

Once he was warned of Wickham he wouldn’t wait and went and weeded out a woman who was once his ward’s watcher to waylay Wickham’s wicked Wickham-ing

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 16/07/2026

For your convenience, the Pride and Prejudice live-posting super-thread 📚

A drawing of Elizabeth Bennet, a lovely young woman with her long hair tied up nearly under a ribbon and wearing what is most likely a neo-classically inspired dress, looking pensive, two letters in her hand. Meanwhile Darcy, a handsome but stern-looking fellow, looks longingly at her. Also there is me, a little gremlin in big round glasses, skulking about in the background and hoping that they kiss.

The accompanying text reads “Trung reads Pride and Prejudice for the first time, somehow.”

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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."

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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Happy International Non-Binary People's Day!

Text: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Who knows! But everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay

Picture: Sailor Uranus/Haruka Tenou winking

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 14/07/2026

Chapter 48 — Jane Austen has a steep deficit of chill, and I am personally paying for it.

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/07/2026

LMAOOOO ELIZABETH: This letter makes me SO MAD I will never read it AGAIN. *five minutes later* ELIZABETH: Okay just one more peek.

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/07/2026

I had to stop and take a few minutes to doodle out a little dreamt visual of Mr Darcy.

A portrait drawing of Mr Darcy, a handsome man with a taciturn expression turned away from the viewer. He is also surrounded by hearts and such, a personal touch by the artist.

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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Anyway, Wendy Carlos is still alive and that's wonderful 💜

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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/07/2026

you don’t have to say nice things about lindsey graham we are past that cultural moment, largely thanks to the man he knew was one of the worst people alive and deliberately enabled at every turn he was a bad person and did awful things and you can just be honest about it

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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I'm far past feeling the need to defend people who celebrate the deaths of ghouls. We live under overt fascism. The regime hunts people in the streets. We are talking about political actors so foul that no moral reconciliation is possible. They can only be defeated. Mourning them is a betrayal.

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026

I love with someone terrible dies and the mood online is welcome to jazz brunch

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Eric Ansley Díaz 🏳️‍🌈 @geekboyeric.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...

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Stephen Graham King🍉 @stephengrahamking.com · 25/05/2026

I loathe the cult of the car.

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europeans will ride a train going 200 mph through the alps while drinking wine and americans will sit in traffic on 1-95 for three hours eating a gas station sandwich and say "at least i have my freedom" brother you are imprisoned by a honda accord

9:59 PM 3/27/26

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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I want tornado sirens, amber alert notifications, bells, whistles, fireworks, texts, skywriting, dead rising, everything you’ve got.

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The Democratic Party's approval rating is in the toilet, and the main reason is voters see Dem leaders and prominent members acting like things are basically okay instead of fighting like there's an emergency. Slot "my friend Lindsey Graham, so funny, how great to work with him" comments into that.

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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

You guys are being really mean about this man’s death. What did he ever do to [holds earpiece to ear] oh… oh, my. Wow, yeah.

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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.

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Michele @burienwino.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It's like we have been sent an appetizer because the main course is taking too long.

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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 12/07/2026

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham’s sudden death reveals everyone’s wake-up time on Sundays.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences

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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Can confirm that thing hurts like hell. I didn't pass out, but I sure had a bad fucking day. "Take Advil," they said. Not enough in the world to help with that. Did get a (begrudging) spray of lidocaine for round 2 and it was almost bearable that time.

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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

“I don’t celebrate death” okay well skill issue

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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I learned important news today from Jorts instead of the Supernatural meme on Tumblr. I now have two favorite ways of getting important news.

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