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i should be a housecat

@angelchrys.bsky.social
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Showing up late to the party with a mocha in hand, looking for a kitty to pet. She/they

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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So uh, American people. You ok? Can we talk in private
an orange cat is sitting with his arms folded under his load body. his face looks concerned and a bit discomfited
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Miss Chris @fromscratchclub.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you’re close to turning 35-40, listen to Martha🧵👇🏼 (AND topical estrogen should be over the counter!!!)
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oooh, good call. Yeah, Jane Fairfax definitely needs a gun. Robert Martin is probably far too much of a cinnamon roll to use the gun for more than rabbits.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Miss Bates deserves a gun but would never use it
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you will never, in your entire life, make as much money as the people who are incapable of coming up with ideas like "Miss Piggy flirts with Ryan Gosling" or "Pedro Pascal tries not to laugh at Fozzy's dumb jokes" make in a year
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 12/09/2026
Is McConnell officially dead yet? Asking for no reason at all except... Look, it's not Thin Mint season and I've got a need, okay?
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Popcorn Guy Enjoys Popcorn While Relaxing
Alt: Popcorn Guy Enjoys Popcorn While Relaxing
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The world is bereft to have lost Dolly Parton
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fucking stacked!
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
!!!
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I love watching people discover music I've known all my life, because they notice all these things that didn't register to me as a kid. Bohemian Rhapsody, Good Vibrations, and Paradise by the Dashboard Lights are all good examples.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It is the meme format of "is this a? With the gentleman with the upturned hand and glasses"
But it's inside of an Animal Crossing house with the butterfly from the meme replaced with a yellow common butterfly from Animal Crossing and then an animal crossing character standing in the room 

The meme format has been turned into a rug and it's still asks "is this an animal crossing meme?"
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It's a very poorly designed exit and is therefore terrifying
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You mean you don't enjoy the people speeding 85 mph to zip right in front of you at (or slightly after) the lane bend?
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 21/07/2026
“When I wrote that letter,” replied Darcy, “I believed myself perfectly calm and cool; but I am since convinced that it was written in a dreadful bitterness of spirit.” There are legions of guys on message boards and in people’s replies who need to have this hot-iron branded onto their asses.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/07/2026
Jane and Bingley: hot and nice Lizzie and Darcy: hot and anxious
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Well, it finally happened, took 6 years but someone irl asked me if I'd heard about the internet story about the guy who ordered a ton of rice
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Nemi @nemialmasy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction
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Makkon @makkon.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
a flow-chart with 2 islands. "Do I need AI?" that flows into a final island saying "No"
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a black cat. The text above the cat reads, "For a long time, black cats were said to be evil and working with the Devil."
The second panel zooms out and shows Sarah, the protagonist, next to the cat. The text above the pair reads "But now we know that's not true."
The third panel shows Sarah hugging the black cat.
The fourth panel shows an orange cat behind Sarah, standing with its arms reaching up as a fire blazes behind it. The text reads, "It's the orange cats."
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History Chrono @historyachannel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yves Saint Laurent’s 1966 Le Smoking suit brought masculine tailoring to women’s evening wear, marking a historic sartorial rupture that challenged traditional dress codes and redefined modern elegance. #FashionHistory
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Elizabeth🜆 @elizajoku.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We're is a sorry state if we're relying upon Taco Bell for food safety and Waffle House for emergency notifications. We don't have enough Waffle Houses up here.
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I do wish more people would pause and consider why the advertising is trying to scare them.
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
ALT: Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
She's an astoundingly terrible human being. She is the mean relative your friends tell you stories about and you are laughing and horrified at the same time
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 17/07/2026
Lydia has made me firmer in my conviction to not have children.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 17/07/2026
Once he was warned of Wickham he wouldn’t wait and went and weeded out a woman who was once his ward’s watcher to waylay Wickham’s wicked Wickham-ing
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Mansfield Park! I love seeing people discover Mrs Norris
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I can't even begin to pick a favorite grotesque in Persuasion, definitely would love to experience it being read for the first time
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 16/07/2026
For your convenience, the Pride and Prejudice live-posting super-thread 📚
A drawing of Elizabeth Bennet, a lovely young woman with her long hair tied up nearly under a ribbon and wearing what is most likely a neo-classically inspired dress, looking pensive, two letters in her hand. Meanwhile Darcy, a handsome but stern-looking fellow, looks longingly at her. Also there is me, a little gremlin in big round glasses, skulking about in the background and hoping that they kiss. 

The accompanying text reads “Trung reads Pride and Prejudice for the first time, somehow.”
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Kevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you."
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
YES
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New Flesh 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @esedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy International Non-Binary People's Day!
Text: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Who knows! But everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay

Picture: Sailor Uranus/Haruka Tenou winking
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 14/07/2026
Chapter 48 — Jane Austen has a steep deficit of chill, and I am personally paying for it.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/07/2026
LMAOOOO ELIZABETH: This letter makes me SO MAD I will never read it AGAIN. *five minutes later* ELIZABETH: Okay just one more peek.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 10/07/2026
I had to stop and take a few minutes to doodle out a little dreamt visual of Mr Darcy.
A portrait drawing of Mr Darcy, a handsome man with a taciturn expression turned away from the viewer. He is also surrounded by hearts and such, a personal touch by the artist.
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
He still has time to do the funniest thing
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
That's a gorgeous salad
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Okay that's a really good reason and answers my next question about your needle size choice for a hat knitted from lace weight yarn
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Please please please tell me it's at least doubled
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Anyway, Wendy Carlos is still alive and that's wonderful 💜
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i should be a housecat @angelchrys.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oh, both times were with a gyn. And OMG I would love that filter.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/07/2026
you don’t have to say nice things about lindsey graham we are past that cultural moment, largely thanks to the man he knew was one of the worst people alive and deliberately enabled at every turn he was a bad person and did awful things and you can just be honest about it
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