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Andy Parmo

@andyparmo.co.uk
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Use? No. Ornament? Also no. Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.

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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 3h
@simonpegg.bsky.social
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 3h
A civilised society wouldn’t have sentenced her to death to begin with. But merkins gonna merkin
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 4h
It would probably last an hour or so
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 5h
It begins
MINCE PIES
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Matt Leys @mattleys.bsky.social · 15h
"I hate that fucking bear"
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 16h
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Trumpton Fire Brigade ultra @captainflack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another tedious septic opines
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can you die of too many open computer tabs
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Toña G-B @toniagb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂 Bahahahahahahanana. 🍌
A dirty minded - themed ice cream sunday with a banana on the top poking through a piece of wooden board. Ice cream dribbling down the board too.
Called Knickerbocker Gloryhole,
containing: Ice cream, banana, shaved plums, crushed nuts and popped cherries.
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
I Got You
ALT: I Got You
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Alex @alexdz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
Haha
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
Not yet. Give it a few hours to process
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
I actually taste better too
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
I would but I’m as full as a sailor’s shot sock
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
Ah bisto
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
There was certainly one of each
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
I’m as full as Donald Trump’s nappy
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
A tale of two halves
Sossidges, mash, peas and onion gravyAn empty plate with a bit of gravy left over
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
Not beans tonight. Peas and onion gravy 😀
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
PAMPLEMOUSSE! 😀
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
*hums theme tune to Give Us A Clue*
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
Not even sure what to make. Sossidges and mash I reckon
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Grange Hill Sausage Incident
ALT: Grange Hill Sausage Incident
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
Suppose I’d better start making tea 😩
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
I don’t get it 😔
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
WPBakery my arse anyway. It’ll always be Visual Composer, which is another way to pronounce the word “shite”
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
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Barbie Doll's Surprised Disgusted Look
ALT: Barbie Doll's Surprised Disgusted Look
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
BINS
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/10/2026
Tuesday Carty
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 05/10/2026
Of course what they should be saying is 9th of June
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T'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Music fact: It took 22 takes to record the opening line to Mel & Kim's 'Respectable'.
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 05/10/2026
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 05/10/2026
It had better hurry up
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 05/10/2026
TL synchronicity
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 05/10/2026
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 04/10/2026
@protopigeon.lol
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 04/10/2026
Good evening shaggers. We’ve had friends round for beveraginos tonight. I’m soooooooo drunk
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 03/10/2026
Sorry what #FacebookNews
About of the mouch me and the 3 legged pouch do
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Is it Ed Balls Day? @isitedballsday.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today is not Ed Balls Day.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t stop laughing
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 03/10/2026
Saturday Pootle
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 02/10/2026
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 02/10/2026
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 02/10/2026
DID SOMEONE SAY
BEVERAGINO
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 02/10/2026
Fuck it *does the weekend dance*
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 02/10/2026
Lovely stuff
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press. youtu.be/tNqn5bKmKNc?...
youtu.be
Bullseye - The cruel mistress that is the Prize Board
YouTube video by ChristinaLMartin
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 02/10/2026
I think it would have better at a faster tempo but yeah, the vocal does sound odd
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 02/10/2026
‘It’s a deep soul connection’: Erasure on how 40 years of friendship got them through grief – and why Vince Clarke has quit touring www.theguardian.com/music/2026/o...
theguardian.com
‘It’s a deep soul connection’: Erasure on how 40 years of friendship got them through grief – and why Vince Clarke has quit touring
Returning for a 20th album of sumptuous synthpop, Andy Bell and Clarke open up about supporting one another through bereavement, being happily uncool and battling the resurgence of homophobia
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 02/10/2026
It’s a great interview, they clearly have massive enduring love for each other. I can’t help thinking though that this new single wouldn’t have even made it as an album track on Wonderland or The Innocents. Or Wild!. Or Chorus. Or…
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