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BronzeAgeRaccoon

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Underrated Trash Panda trying to navigate the economics of copper and tin in the distant future

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Matt Dixon @mattdixonart.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The first day of meteorological autumn. At last.
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You’re a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her. Frankfurter
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oboecop :The harrowing story of one policeman's love of woodwind instruments.
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
According to @chrisgpackham.bsky.social , anuses might have caused a mass extinction event 😮 #evolution #bbciplayer
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Me looking at my bird feeder every morning
Liz Lemon from 30 Rock saying "So many different types of sparrows!"
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My two best pieces of advice I can give are: 1. Wear sunscreen 2. Never look to statistical outliers in a Gaussian distribution in order to understand the mean
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patthepublican2 @patthepublican2.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Doesn't pay any tax in the UK because he ran away to the Tax Haven Singapore to escape the effects of the Brexit he helped create. Then he bought up hundred of millions of pounds of farmland to avoid tax, then cried when it was made taxable. James Dyson is a scumbag.
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Success is often experienced in the abstract
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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 06/03/2026
Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/02/2026
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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Ash Ponders is looking for quick photo gigs @ashponders.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
A screenshot of WhatsApp:

Ash: Sebastián, I have one very pressing question.
Sebastián Di Martino: Let me know
Ash: Are jaguar soft?
Sebastián Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)
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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Putting a Snickers thru the gloryhole as a fun little treat for the person on the other side
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Ian Potter @ianzpotter.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore.
It happens a lot 'round here.
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
"Busy Beaver Hunters Fear the Antihydra" youtu.be/rmx3FBPzDuk?...
youtu.be
Amateurs Solve a Famous Computer Science Problem On Discord
YouTube video by Quanta Magazine
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
worldhistory.substack.com/p/how-ancien...
worldhistory.substack.com
How Ancient People Saw Themselves
The art of the ancient mirror
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Iron Man 3 is a Christmas movie
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🏳️‍🌈Gosh Darnit of the New Jersey Darnits😷 @goshdarn.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The whole obsession Trnmp has over the peace prize is that Obama won it in 2009. That's it. He refuses to be denied a prize that the black president won.
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I demand dopamine
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Has your heating come on yet?
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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Average doctors appointment if you’re not skinny 🙃
Funny comic strip.
Patient: my arm doc, I think it’s broken 
Doctor: mhm, mhm. Alright fatty, you tried losing weight?
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates
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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Ugh
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Elijahlrc @elijahlrc.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I want a show where 12 raccoons get a studio apartment and we just see what happens.
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Let’s all be sluts and go to Crystal Lake
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 11/06/2025
It’s always unfortunate when a creator expresses bad politics, because now you have to figure out how to separate the art from the artist. Like just because Eli Roth is a bad person, does that mean you can no longer enjoy his shitty fucking terrible movies?
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I don’t know if you know this but posting online doesn’t do shit about fuck. You’re welcome
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David Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
WHO DID THIS ?!?!?
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Sooner or later it will come true
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
This one billion percent
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Power is the ability to talk nonsense and be taken seriously
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I totally guessed correctly who Mrs Flood was but found that last episode to be really enjoyable - and I’m sure that whole thing about Mavity will have consequences or maybe just be a silly in joke forever #DrWho
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Own your own shadow
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Search for something on Amazon and then you’ll be bombarded by adverts for anything associated with it forever and ever and ever and ever…..
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Arthur Webber 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
You’re telling me that right wing voters that Labour was trying to appeal to voted for a right wing party anyway and left wing voters decided not to vote for Labour because they’re too right wing now? Who could have possibly predicted this.
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I bought vegan ice cream by mistake
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Sweaty
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Advertising stimulates desire by evoking a lack
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BronzeAgeRaccoon @andybutterworth.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Naps and snackies
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Harry Dunn @libradunn1.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Did y'all know that before the crowbar was invented, crows just drank at home 🥴🥴🤣🤣 Happy Sunday y'all
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Happy St George' Day!
Cartoon for St George's day by Stephen Collins for the guardian. Script as follows:

Scene is outside a cave, ST GEORGE in armour etc is confronting the DRAGON while the CAPTURED PRINCESS looks on.

DRAGON:
So let me get this straight.

DRAGON:
You’re hoping to reinforce ‘helpless princess’ tropes…

DRAGON:
By publicly stabbing an *endangered animal* to death with a *sword*…

DRAGON:
So you can force a whole Syrian village to convert to Christianity….

DRAGON:
And become a nationalist icon for a colonial state…

DRAGON:
Through the cultural appropriation of ancient medieval dragon myths. 

DRAGON:
You’ve not been *online* very long, have you?

GEORGE: 
I have been quite surprised by the comments.

GEORGE’S SOCIAL MEDIA ASSISTANT [who is filming this encounter on an iPhone]:
I told you it’s problematic, George.

DRAGON:
Problematic? It’s a *bin fire*!

DRAGON:
OK. Here’s how you turn this round - 

CUT TO a YoutTube post called ‘MY JOURNEY (An apology)’. GEORGE is crying to camera, Dragon in background.

GEORGE: 
I am *so sorry* guys… 
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Pay the Pope with PayPal, pal, it's papal.
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Guy Warley @warls.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
#PortfolioDay Sci-fi, ruins, and odd plants
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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
being covered in salt would cure me
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