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Andrew Pierce

@andronicustom.bsky.social
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Structured but eventually consistent, My opinions are deep-fried sci-fi aphorisms, and yet I call them my own. He/him Ⓥ ⚡bolt up!⚡

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
somebody clip this please
Jacob Soboroff saying "Weeder" on MSNBC because bluesky
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
that ghoul RFK jr with a speech bubble
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Andrew Pierce @andronicustom.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Looking at the surface of the sky All I see is a big bubble Through a microscope - little bubbles The film of skin swaddling me like balloon latex Itself a collagen foam The connected barriers and space between Are all we have Are we all
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Kate Klonick @klonick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The Internet is disappearing before our very eyes and it’s why we should all support that absolutely critical work of @archive.org
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Blood gods gotten really weird since you gave him all that blood…
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Mike tyson standing over a downed opponent in a boxing ring and the text is "Everyone has a shopping list until they get to the grocery store and see these dang prices"
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This is an amazing video.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The Strait of Hormuz is now completely closed because Israel can't adhere to any ceasefire agreement that requires them to stop killing civilians
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Madeline Sophia Luther 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱🇳🇴 @vinminen.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Twitter thread: 
Quoted post: They're playing Buffy at the Lesbian bar. 
QT: They're cleaning teeth at the dental office.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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WIRED @wired.com · 14/03/2026
Department of Homeland Security leaders removed top privacy officers who objected to mislabeling government records to block their public release, WIRED has learned.
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DHS Ousts CBP Privacy Officers Who Questioned ‘Illegal’ Orders
Department of Homeland Security leaders removed top privacy officers who objected to mislabeling government records to block their public release, WIRED has learned.
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i still do this
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
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Andrew Pierce @andronicustom.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The Chargers need to keep Minter and grab McDaniel, would be an amazing locker room and infinite media potential
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
double pane cartoons — top is a political cartoon sketch of ICE in community policing training with all of the targets that happen to be random white people riddled with bullets; below is scene from the simpsons episode where marge becomes a cop & during her field test of target practice, chief wiggum scolds her “tsk tsk tsk, you missed the baby”
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lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 04/01/2026
the internet is an information weapon designed by the united states department of defense, that people in the 90s turned into a decentralized street carnival, which we are posting in the repurposed ruins of
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
"now when they start molting, don't be afraid. this is normal and natural. get her some treats like flies to celebrate."
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Since week 8, the Chargers’ standard rush has the 4th highest pressure rate in football. On the pod @benjaminsolak.bsky.social and I discussed why that matters for their matchup with Houston. 🎧: apple.co/4j9dVAY 📺: youtu.be/kd5b1MJgVu0?...
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Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Werner Herzog says:
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Feral Maui Hermit @mauigreg.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I love how Pam Bondi and the MAGA DOJ openly, shamelessly, and maliciously go after Trump's enemies, but Merrick Garland sat paralyzed for four years, terrified that prosecuting Trump for literally treasonable offenses would violate norms, precedent, and decorum. He must be so proud.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is
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Andrew Pierce @andronicustom.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Wholesome post: Armenian mailman was on the phone gassing up his bro "we look up to you bro - you're a role model bro, number 1"
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
He’s not gonna win but Justin Herbert should absolutely be in the MVP conversation
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George Hahn @georgehahn.com · 19/12/2025
Did no one else see the “Surviving Ohio State” documentary? How is Jim Jordan still in Congress?
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 19/12/2025
The epstein files must be absolutely the most damning documents in history for them to be federally rescheduling cannabis today
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björk 182 @readsettle.rs · 13/12/2025
“Interesting” that millennials have 69 and alpha has 67, and yet instead of 68, zoomers have absolutely nothing, thanks to joe biden
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/12/2025
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
A neat thing about birthright citizenship is how it tests whether a person cares at all about the Constitution. There's no argument against it, birthright citizenship is the unambitious text, the obvious intent of the drafters, and the undisputed way it was followed for the past 150+ years.
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 06/12/2025
You could write this. Or you could write: “That notion, which has been the rule in nearly every country in the Western Hemisphere for over a century, is grounded in the language of the 14th Amendment.” All how you choose to frame it.
That notion, which is rare among the most-developed countries in the world, is grounded in the language of the 14th Amendment. The amendment, ratified after the Civil War, states, "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside."
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
to be fair, real human beings shoot each other all the time
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
we need to return these sorts of words and ideas and principles back to government and the act of governing. the idea of public service needs to be reasserted
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KYGrace💙 @kygrace.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This is an American patriot.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
There are many material reasons why Netflix owning WB/HBO sucks but the pettiest one I have is they suck at distributing their own work or building up any enthusiasm. They have failed their way to the top with a strategy that doesn’t benefit the work.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
going back to 2009 and telling myself the quirkily little DVD-by-mail company will own all movies in sixteen years
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 27/11/2025
Shut up already, damn!
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Jack Harlow looks like what if we power washed Post Malone
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife
Michael Rapaport tweets: "How’s a so-called “working class” mayoral candidate like Zohran Mamdani eating at OMEN SUSHI tonight — one of the priciest joints in NYC? 🍣💰
This clown lives in a rent-stabilized apartment in Queens but dines like a diplomat on a Qatar-funded per diem.
Who’s paying for that toro, “Zoron the Moron”?"

There are two photos of Zohran Mamdani and his wife eating at a restaurant. Michael Rapaport eating outside of a restaurant. There are some white canopy umbrellas around him and a tree in the background. Also the ocean and some fence. Two photos. The first shows the outside of Nobu in Malibu. The second shows the area where Michael sat. There is the same tree, ocean, white canopy umbrellas, and fence. The menu for Nobu in Malibu shows prices around $60. The menu for Omen Sushi in NYC shows prices around $35.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 22/10/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/10/2025
i’ll never get over this
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