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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m thinking of a career change and retraining as a Brazilian P.E. Teacher.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"I got thrown off the fancy-dress tour of Henry VIII's house for not keeping up." "Oh? Were you ambling?" "No, I went as Jane Seymour."

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’ve seen some sad news posted on here recently and am reminded of a particular quote; “Look at you comforting others with the words you wish someone had said to you.” Fyodor Dostoevsky

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I don’t know why everybody seems so impressed by the #BayeuxTapestry? They couldn’t even spell!

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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Heard your boyfriend calls it the Bayeux Embroidery.

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

even now, she's still teaching us

screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

www.fatsoma.com/e/vbgqgafb/v... My son has a play on in Salford in October. I'd really appreciate shares, even if you can't make it yourself. It's on 7, 8, 9 at the King's Arms. I'm very excited to see it. Thank you.

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

#TopTip Convince your kids you work for Ryanair by dropping them off at a different school.

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Teaser trailer for the next #Avatar movie looks shit!

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Well done to the lads but I stand by my argument that football should be played on skis.

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

@mrrickygervais.bsky.social We all know of ‘CamelToe’ & ‘Moose Knuckle’ but in S01E01 of #AfterLife you should be credited with creating a whole new genre. Best I’ve come up with is a ‘Butt Cut’ or ‘Valley of the Clings’.

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

We all know of ‘CamelToe’ & ‘Moose Knuckle’ but in S01E01 of #AfterLife Ricky Gervias should be credited with creating a whole new genre. Best I’ve come up with is a ‘Butt Cut’…

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Thank you! I really appreciate that. 100% will put your name down at the door of Valhalla.

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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

You want to see Norway men’s national football team’s official photo for World Cup 2026 www.nytimes.com/athletic/733...

members of the Norway men’s national football team on a rocky shore, styled as a fierce group of ancient Vikings. They are dressed in elaborate historical costumes, including fur-trimmed capes, leather tunics, chainmail, and armor pieces, while holding traditional gear like circular wooden shields, spears, axes, swords, and blowing horns. In the background, longships rest on a calm body of water that cuts through a vast, dramatic fjord. The rugged landscape is framed by massive, steep green mountains, with a thin waterfall cascading down a cliff face on the left, all under a cloudy, overcast sky.

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

The trailer for the new #MastersOfTheUniverse movie wasn’t what I expected vm.tiktok.com/ZNRv1AJC3/

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TikTok - Make Your Day

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I bet my Viking ancestors didn’t have to put up with this bullshit!

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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Failed my James Bond audition as 'was too old, not good at acting' and had 'a bit of a gut'. Onwards.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I see Jesus is trending. Hope he’s ok.

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AitchPea @thros.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

face plant

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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Is it 'a letter from HR'?

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

So you admit you’re talking to other Vikings! I admire your honesty but I can’t help feeling a little hurt. If they’re Swedish don’t tell me. I don’t think I could ever get past the betrayal and I value our friendship too much to risk that happening. Can’t type more as I’ve something in my eye.

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Hopefully not a big enough stake to keep me off Odin’s table, in Valhalla. Though I’ll probably end up with a seat by the toilets.

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

You clever little sausage. NB: As a Norwegian I’ve never quite understood this term. However, I’ve always thought it quite charming and endearing. Now I’ve finally used it… I hope, appropriately. I’m also not confident in my use of punctuation in this response but I don’t think Odin cares #Valhalla

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Why ‘A-ha lead singer biographer’ and not ‘M. Harket researcher’? #totp

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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Honestly, you’d have thought that if anyone would have known the best time to ask for a driver, it’d be Tiger Woods.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

If self-deprecation was a competitive sport, I probably wouldn't even get a medal.

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Public Service Announcement: Drivers are advised to avoid all roads leading to Andover, Hampshire. There aren’t any road closures.. it’s just, you know, awful. #PSA

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Repost this one, here. Deserved more love at the time.

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Shocking images of how crystal meth has ruined a young girl in just 2 years. #justsayno

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Top 5 invisible things; 1) 2) 3) 4) 5)

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I think I just got a bot follow from some keyword in my last 3 tweets. I remember on Twitter when that was a new thing so you could post random words to gain many followers if you were shallow hammer car tits food travel tits tools equipment more tits boat fish animal discount AI invest tits tits

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Actually, being nearly 2m tall, my gravestone will probably read ‘Move along, please. You’re standing on my shin.’

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

My epitaph will read “He knew his audience.”

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Fell down the hole of a TikTok channel HowAnimalsPoops. Not my proudest 10 minutes but I can say that Rhinos for the win but cockroaches just yuck!

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████

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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Yes, I do get a high on brake fluid. But I can stop any time I like.

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. Oh my God! There’s so much blood!

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Andre the Viking @andre-the-viking.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I woke up feeling grumpy, this morning. The other 6 dwarves were huddled, terrified, at the foot of my bed.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

I've found god. It's my turn to hide now.

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