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Jim Shoulder

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Won a fruit basket in 1987.

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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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Only a monster couldn't identify with this.
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Tim Dowling: nobody’s laughing – is the joke on me?
By over-committing to the bit, I’m in danger of becoming the very thing that I mock
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amusing myself thinking of The Traitors in the 80s, with Spike from Hi de Hi, Kenny Everett, Eric Bristow, Babs Windsor etc, then it turned into AI slop. In my head. Awful times.
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bruce Wayne gets his meat from an artisanal deli called Got Ham.
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The New York Times homepage should have one giant banner reading “The Sopranos Debuted in 1999” until the present crisis passes
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
LinkedIn people with their 'and then it hit me' posts. No.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ARAGORN: You have my sword. LEGOLAS: You have my bow! GIMLI: And my axe! FORSYTH: *tap dancing over* And my feet! What do we sing? ELVES: Destroy that ring!
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Been a couple of mistakes. Yeah, blummin mistakes. Anyhoo, here's Galway Girl."
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Amy Poehler actually got De Niro talking on her podcast. Not seen that before. Plus, she didn't do an impression. Two good eggs.
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Rewrite this paragraph with brain.
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Michael Ruocco @michaeljruocco.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometimes I browse through heritage auctions and I find the occasional odd gem, but today I stumbled upon the mother-load: these ridiculous grocery store ads promoting the release of The Jungle Book, and each one has me absolutely reeling. Sharing them here so you too can share in my bewildered joy
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: 1. Thunderbirds (all marionettes) 2. Nosferatu stairs shadow 3. Poodle Pie scene in Theatre of Blood 4. Rugby tackles 5. Liberace 6. Witches in the wood.
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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
every podcast ever
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If Tommy had gone home to get his shine box as requested, he would've had a happy customer and would have been made. It's important that we celebrate our early careers, utilise the skill sets we acquire, and apply them to our continual learning. Reach out to find out more. #Linkedin #Careers
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When your friend suddenly gets into a band you've been telling them about for years.
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South-East London for Europe (Selfe) @selfe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If no other picture survives Reform UK conference this year, let it be this one. It is a teachable moment. #ReformAssault #Fascism
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There are no moles in Ireland.
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Review embargoes finally lifted. Sounds decent.
theguardian.com
The Bayeux tapestry: a stupefying, thrilling, horrifying masterpiece that shakes the earth
The greatest battle ever depicted in art is here at last – and it hurtles along, making your heart pound with its sense of doom and destiny, culminating in fires and corpses on a battlefield full of p...
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Teenage Boy: Thank God, puberty is over! Puberty: See you in your massive ears and big conk in 40 years, yeah?
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Growing up, thought Jolene was the same woman as Rosie (Don't Take Your Love to Town). I also thought that Dickie Davis was Des Lynam. Would make for a good double date.
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Watched Tenet yesterday. Reminded me of the coathook system speech in The Meaning of Life.
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ach, bugging me, really reminds me of another movie poster. Kundun, possibly.
Movie poster. Black and white with a building on fire and half of Jason Statham's face silhouetteing. Basically, Die Hard.
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Edge and Adam Clayton were both born in the UK. Neither the mole nor toad are native to Ireland. What are the other similarities between U2 and The Wind in the Willows?
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"My own brother a flipping, blummin' vampire." #makeamovielesssweary
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
No, George.
static.klipy.com
Tish Bri
ALT: Tish Bri
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Watched Bye Bye Birdy. So good. Weird hearing the Hooded Claw voice in human form, though. Unnerving.
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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Little Miss Muffet out with the lads, "WHEY!"
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"are there any bad @stephencollins.bsky.social cartoons?" No, of course not, I've been laughing at this one for three minutes
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Tron, but he's trapped in LinkedIn.
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Remembering my short spell as a waiter when someone ordered salmon gravlax, but I heard 'summon Gravlax', and yea did not this mighty God smite everyone in the place lol.
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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
[job interview] Interviewer: It says here that you are a blowfish. Would you care to expand?
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
🎵Elliot Ness, on this occasion, arrests Capone for tax evasion. He turns, with a crash, and a bash and a splash, To the Family Ness.
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Keep AI data centres cool by throwing them in the fucking sea.
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Many years ago, the g in 'poignant' was pronounced. Then, one day, it thought of the horror of war as it looked upon the beauty of a newborn baby... and in that moment, it fell silent.
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Sing us a song, you're the wicker man Sing us a song tonight Well, we're all in the mood for a sacrifice And you've got us feelin' alright
Six people dancing - still from The Wicker Man
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The Odyssey did not lack depth. It had Menelaus.
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So glad I will get to experience watching The Odyssey as someone who doesn’t care that it’s a poem or whatever, you won’t catch me caring about its faithfulness, I will simply be whispering to the person next to me “that’s the horse” when the Big Wooden Horse appears
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Disappointing that Nolan's Odyssey omitted the Polyphemus and Optrex story.
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I Am A Legend.
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
No, LinkedIn, there is not an analogy between being a busy HR Manager and Nolan's Odyssey.
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Remembering when I was given 'schadenfreude' at the school spelling bee. Can still hear them.
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Paul Rhodes @parhodes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hurrah! It does exist, I just didn't look hard enough... youtu.be/D00rpvyBcVM?...
youtu.be
"The Muppet Show" Season 1 CREW VIDEO 1976
YouTube video by Priory Orchard
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"Am I a cunt? I couldn't possibly comment."
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Back in England for a bit. Missed this prick.
A beer bottle cap with pic of hobgoblin.
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Jim Shoulder @unknownshoulder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The 'Norway Row' will be drowned out by the 'England Boat Race' - thousands of fans being shouted at by a little fella, then throwing him on the pitch.
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