Reposted by HitchDewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 13hOMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳 2263143562
Reposted by HitchRobert Llewellyn @bobbyllew.bsky.social · 9hAnyone in the Oxford area, or in Oxford. This coming Tuesday I'm appearing at the lovely Caper Bookshop in east Oxford. Talking Red Dwarf, Scrapheap, books, electric cars and general nonsense. It might be fun. Come along. checkout.square.site/merchant/ML2...checkout.square.siteAn evening with Robert Llewellyn - Caperdescription 26314
Hitch @anchorhitch.bsky.social · 10hIn other news, dating is horrendous and comical, but frustratingly I remain horny as a dog with two dicks and hopeful that someone will tick my utterly reasonable boxes. Narrator: they will in fact not. 010
Hitch @anchorhitch.bsky.social · 10hI'm thinking of having a picture wall on the landing leading to my bedroom and it'll just be portraits of Salome and John the Baptist, and of Judith and Holofernes. This may be my new dating bio. 130
Reposted by HitchErbury Old Boy @erburyoldboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I had a rogue owl beard once. 0131
Reposted by HitchOrkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 02/10/2026'So that's the book finished. All you need now is a title.' 'I was thinking about calling it "DIE." 'Just DIE? Nothing else?' 'No. Why?' 'Hey don't get me wrong, it's a good title. I'm just not sure that it's clear enough that it means a MURDER story.' 'So what do you suggest...?' 717524
Reposted by HitchFrankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This was an extremely late addition to the trailer remix canon, but it is perfect.youtu.beA Star Is Boar (Kermit & Piggy in A Star Is Born)YouTube video by Kevin T. Porter 1324
Reposted by HitchJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day 35985324
Reposted by Hitchmichael blurbflyski @blurbfly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You wake up in a strange room. A small lamp in the corner is turned on.There is a giant white poodle lying on your chest. 041
Reposted by HitchThe Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 01/10/2026A giant floral artwork made with more than 300,000 dahlias covered Centenary Square in Bradford, England. Designed by local artist Shiraz Ali, the installation marked the first British edition of the Flower Carpet, a tradition that began in Belgium in the 1970s. 27916
Reposted by HitchHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10134433773
Reposted by HitchSebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 25/09/2023As a society, we need to move past the concept of "guilty pleasures" tbh. The world can really use some more joy, and if you get that from bubblegum pop or 80s power ballads, then that's only lovely and to be encouraged 12314
Reposted by HitchOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 385113223077
Reposted by HitchHelen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The doorstep milk thief, 1966 Artist: Ronald Lampitt 261139132
Hitch @anchorhitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I hadn't even mentioned the trunk under the bed as I was pretty certain *that* woukd scare him off. 😁 220
Hitch @anchorhitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ok, in hindsight telling the sensitive, shy slightly younger man that as he wants some mini mes one day he shouldn't waste his time with a dried up old baggage like me, was probably never going to result in a second date. 120
Reposted by HitchMartyn Brunt @skybluebrunty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I respect our British culture. DO YOU? 2274
Reposted by HitchGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Owls don't look for a mate when it's raining because it's too wet to woo. 14411
Reposted by Hitchmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this 491776431
Reposted by HitchRay Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A fun, affordable hobby is: 1. Turning up in random well-to-do Cotswold villages wearing a hi-vis vest with a picture of a wind turbine on it, and a hard hat. 2. Taking measurements of the village green and any other open space, and enthusiastically writing notes on a clipboard. 22588106
Hitch @anchorhitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Having just reorganised the garage, can confirm VERY allergic to mice. 🫁🤧😫 150
Hitch @anchorhitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026TW sexual consent 🤢 Wtf? he knows she is at best entirely disinterested and yet he continues to have sex with her because she's consenting out of duty? How is that attractive, enticing, stimulating, WTAF? Also he's more concerned he's risking an offence than just that it's really shit for her? 230
Reposted by HitchKittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You will laugh out loud! Super cute puppy antics!! 💕🐶🐾 1402671483
Reposted by HitchEmma Payne @fedbybirds.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hand painted Victorian taxidermy eyes from the Powell Cotton museum 011836
Reposted by HitchMichael Thompson 🕎🔯🏳️🌈 @mikert1986.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I don't normally photograph men's toilets but 7122
Hitch @anchorhitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm on a train to London to meet my old uni mates. I'm doing my makeup in a style that the wibbly wobbly train is only benefitting, am wearing super baggy jeans and chucks with a cross body bag and have my train ticket tucked into my left boob bra cup. 160
Hitch @anchorhitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Those Sewing Bee folks don't know they're born. Now try doing it with a giant cat lounging on your material as you try to template a pattern 051
Reposted by HitchHassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes 4059832394
Hitch @anchorhitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Any other animal i reckon I could scare them off but I fucking love goats. It's all I can do not to pet them and bring them inside 020
Hitch @anchorhitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Guys guys GUYS I have made the best new pals while house sitting 150
Reposted by HitchAlice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Glaciers collapse, disasters ensue. And then we’re expected to ignore all that because we can make fun AI images and google can badly summarise Wikipedia. Seriously. AI - Fuck off. 391688282
Reposted by Hitchmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Instead of doing anything I like to just immediately crumple to the floor like a dropped puppet 212134
Reposted by HitchPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15233968216099
Reposted by HitchChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care not for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love [wicked lute riffe] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love 217941
Hitch @anchorhitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Cake baking sister is on holiday so I was tasked with baking baby brother's birthday cake(s plural as mahoosive family) for his 40th party tomorrow. This looks eminently transportable definitely, 100%, yep. Fuck. 370
Reposted by HitchThe Seldom Seen Kid @seldom-seen-kid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026They're all dead, Dave. 631821374
Reposted by HitchAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026First I came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was the one coming for the Communists Then I came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because, again, I was the one coming for the Jews Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me 1557378
Hitch @anchorhitch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026'If you're after a lap cat he's not going to be the cat for you' ... 080
Hitch @anchorhitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live. No particular order. Pavement Foo Fighters Prodigy Self Esteem The Bees Henge Snapped Ankles Dandy Warhols Rimski & Handkerchief Iggy Pop 050
Hitch @anchorhitch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026This looks absolutely stunning - a paper puppet film about a medieval knight and a snail - entirely handmade by 2 film makers and utterly without AI. This making of the snail clip reminded me of your wonderful embroideries @ancientnmodern.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DclylfK...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 121
Hitch @anchorhitch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Because I needed another thing to make me feel like time spent on my phone is not entirely wasted... 🅦🅞🅡🅓🄸🄿🄻🅈 #1347 🌟 Length Score: 100% 💫 Rare long word found! 🚀 Letter Score: 48 🔗 Play Wordiply: www.wordiply.com 🎬 Today's starter: 🄰🅆🄴wordiply.comWordiply | The GuardianPlay the Guardian's new daily word game, and share your score with your friends. You have five goes to get the longest word including today's starter word. 030
Reposted by HitchFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026them: “what do you bring to the table?” me: 1203189481
