Sign in

An Average Ralph

@anaverageralph.bsky.social
147 followers 124 following 1.2K posts

Just your average Ralph.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hear me out. What if you REALLY hated ducks?
Wierd-ass Italian monitor - there isn't any other sort - Valente. It's a relatively small lighter fitted with an absolutely humongous gun. It looks like a cat's litter tray is going to war.

Naval-encyclopedia.com has a whole page on these idiocies.
1012612
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Official statement from Kremlin on plague.
20909161
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 04/10/2026
I'd rather see us build a hell of a lot of affordable housing instead of "A.i." data centers. 🤷
243870
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Ron’s Computer Videos 🧍‍♂️🖥️📼 @ronscompvids.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PSA: His day job is pandering to the right-wing islamophobia grift. It doesn't matter if "It doesn't come up in his interviews", it's still rattling around inside his brain poisoning everything else he does. Don't work with Jesse Petrilla Don't promote what he's doing Don't make excuses for bigots
44721
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still kind of inconceivable how many people died or will die because of the death of USAID. And the world’s richest man did it almost as a joke
641975390
Reposted by An Average Ralph
William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you take the other side of any of those arguments you are implicitly accepting that there is a real debate here. there is not. the world's richest man let food grain aid rot on shelves for basically no reason that is even remotely defensible.
488997
Reposted by An Average Ralph
William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
remember: it saved no net money, social services US citizens are getting cut, and left the US in a weaker place geopolitically. none of the debates about fiscal responsibility, obligation to US citizens first, or 'hard choices' actually apply. they're all bullshit. killed people for nothing at all.
453860923
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Nash @radiodeadair.com · 23/09/2026
If you motorize a Lazy Susan is it finally working or is it even lazier than before?
67814
Reposted by An Average Ralph
The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bitch, if anyone wants to get rid of Thanksgiving it’s the people responsible for making it impossible to afford food.
982258368
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
108115442043
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's finally happened: the improved quality of machine transcription and the greater ability to extract value from unlabelled data means "your tech is eavesdropping on you for marketing purposes" has crossed from "false conspiracy theory" to "true and concerning" www.theverge.com/tech/991190/...
theverge.com
LG TVs caught spying even when offline or on standby
Gamers Nexus comes for LG again.
14540371754
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Nash @radiodeadair.com · 05/09/2026
Somehow these things can kill people without even moving, that's impressive.
612144
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 04/09/2026
When I tell people that the second Trump administration is basically GamerGate with power, they often roll their eyes or quibble with how that word is bounded, but then there’s all the evidence that the second Trump administration is basically GamerGate with power to contend with.
11090346
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
8450252703
Reposted by An Average Ralph
🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would 100% support a law that says if any digital platform removes your access to media you paid for then they are required to refund you the entirety of the original purchase price. That would solve this whole thing in a hurry.
9699563085
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Dimitra Rizou @ahoyuniverse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Solutions to all the world's problems #cartoon
1937291652
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I remember learning in kindergarten that HOMES was a useful acronym for remembering the five great lakes. A bit on the nose to change it to SHAME, isn't it?
401627265
Reposted by An Average Ralph
mcc @dryad.technology · 17/08/2026
"Vibecession"
91203233
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The British Media Vs. Plagiarism
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
British Journalists are relaxing on lilos in the sea. Someone on the shore yells “Hey Guys! An academic got accused of plagiarism”

Panel 2: 
One of the journalists sticks out their tongue and says “Pffft. Wake me when there’s a real story”

Panel 3: 
Person on shore “He was black”

Panel 4: 
The sea explodes as a tidal wave of British Journalists erupt into the air, manic and desperate to report on this now vital for some reason piece of news
2764831530
Reposted by An Average Ralph
François K @francoisknyc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
One more for #Caturday !
14766451044
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Sprouts 🌱 @ BLFC @coolartcorner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Life just be that way all the time 🙃
3691393278
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 14/08/2026
Please accept this perfect photo of Charlotte as my contribution towards your mental health for the day. Also, take a break, drink some water, and make sure to claim your package when it arrives.
This is Charlotte’s Chewy box. There are many like it but this one is hers.
18423
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/08/2026
“We need to face facts that the US military is in terrible shape and it will continue to get worse under the present leadership. This is in some ways the greatest scandal in US history. The US has spent about $9 TRILLION on defense since 2016, and has created this deeply flawed, deteriorating force”
phillipspobrien.substack.com
Midweek Update #23: Can He Keep It Going Through The Election?
The State Of The US Military Is Pretty Distressing
33047241544
Reposted by An Average Ralph
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 10/08/2026
91541388
Reposted by An Average Ralph
jennywise 🎈 @hacksawjenny.rip · 05/04/2024
Sadako from The Ring crawling out of the tv with a white speech bubble at the bottom of the screen as if she is saying the quoted post's text.
6797281
Reposted by An Average Ralph
スキビディミク @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
As long as you're enjoying drawing that's all that matters
94138473493
Reposted by An Average Ralph
The Crusader Project @crusaderproject.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
JFC I am having another episode. Left: AI colourisation. Right: Original Details in ALT. Bottomline, we cannot trust this technology, it is a thieving hallucination machine. #fuckai @garius.bsky.social @curatorian.bsky.social @rafhistory.bsky.social
Comparison of an AI-generated colourisation with the original. The original picture shows a group of Luftwaffe airmen and a Fieseler Storch liaison plane with a Junkers 87 that force-landed on 11 July 1942 west of the Alamein position. The AI colourisation has imagined the Ju 87 to be a Ju 88, and given one of the three men a hat he isn't wearing in the original.
3534183
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Taylor Nichols, MD MS @tnicholsmd.com · 04/08/2026
I had to code and pronounce a time of death on a respiratory therapist colleague. There's a memorial plaque for her outside the emergency department to this day. I wrote and re-wrote my will. I will never forgive these ghouls trying to rewrite history and deny our experience.
251909552
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Justin @oryschakj.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
@lgr-yt.bsky.social Would you or anyone you know be interested in Amiga video production/midi adapters? These are just taking up space and don’t seem to move very often on eBay
7104
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Jay Castello 🌻 @jaymcastello.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
something horrifying has come to me in a vision
a venn diagram where the three circles are "no one can afford graphics cards," "running out of IP to remake over and over," and "ongoing strangling nostalgia effect," and the central overlap is "upcoming AAA "demake" trend."
12955991370
An Average Ralph @anaverageralph.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@linkara.bsky.social Would you be willing to share this? This woman's mother was kidnapped by ICE and is in danger of dying in one of their concentration camps. She can't read the request forms for warm clothing because ICE took her glasses and isn't getting her medication. youtu.be/JlK2a6yv--Y?...
youtu.be
Alevtina Soboleva - 3 Facilities in 3 Days: My Mother's Disappearance Into ICE Detention
YouTube video by Dapper Dinosaur
01321
An Average Ralph @anaverageralph.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
#AbolishICE youtu.be/JlK2a6yv--Y?...
youtu.be
Alevtina Soboleva - 3 Facilities in 3 Days: My Mother's Disappearance Into ICE Detention
YouTube video by Dapper Dinosaur
000
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
326673
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Micah @rincewind.run · 26/07/2026
we literally had a commando being busted for insider trading on the maduro raid there is no chance large scale election theft happens without a bunch of dipshits making kalshi accounts about it
161721274
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Musk calls for the assassination of a reporter who embarrassed him with basic questions
14049761588
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Nash @radiodeadair.com · 25/07/2026
... wait WHAT
youtube.com
Scanwheel, a miniature mechanical TV
YouTube video by Ancient
75824
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
154200224666
Reposted by An Average Ralph
shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
at this point i think we can stop calling it “highly unusual”
A Highly Unusual Move
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth blocked promotions for seven senior Navy officers, mostly women or people of color.
594295742
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Micah @rincewind.run · 13/07/2026
re-upping this thread on the wonder of jurassic park because the great sam neill has left us an incomparable actor who truly understood the magic of cinema thanks, sam, for sharing that magic with all of us
111624371
Reposted by An Average Ralph
mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/07/2026
i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world
1581002155
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 12/07/2026
The GOP has confirmed Senators Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell will continue their legislative duties as digital versions of themselves. paletteswap.site/different-co...
HEADLINE: Republican Party Discontinues Physical Senators
191119309
Reposted by An Average Ralph
AVALON-412 @avalon412.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
29224
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What the fuck do you mean "Ubisoft added microtransactions to AC Black Flag" is the entire AAA industry allergic to doing anything right at any point
5466
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Nash @radiodeadair.com · 08/07/2026
The same people who gave us "Boaty McBoatface" and "Dicks out for Harambe" now have the chance to do the funniest thing that has ever happened in England and yes I'm counting Henry VIII.
reuters.com
UK Farage's election gamble could see him face one challenger... Count Binface
A gamble by Nigel Farage, leader of Britain's populist Reform ​UK, to trigger an election for his own parliamentary seat could mean the only opponent he will face during campaigning is a man with a ‌t...
15314107
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I cracks me up when people are like "You couldn't make THIS movie or show today because people are so politically correct and sensitive!" Sir. There was an entire board in Hollywood dedicated to sniffing out any onscreen hint of married people having sex. Lucy couldn't say "pregnant." Sit down.
4382861331
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Metaphor is dead
729889
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Mike The Spooky @miketheferret.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sony be like:
220329
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
53176465814
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 01/07/2026
🧵 1/3 Obama explaining the situation with Iran “There was a deal in place in which Iran had agreed not to develop nuclear weapons that the entire international community, including Israeli intelligence, our own intelligence agencies, assessed was working. ⬇️
17731243
Reposted by An Average Ralph
Eurogamer @eurogamer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sony will no longer produce discs for PlayStation games starting in January 2028, citing "consumer preferences" as the reason why
eurogamer.net
Sony will no longer produce discs for PlayStation games starting in January 2028, citing "consumer preferences" as the reason why
Sony is ending production of physical media for its PlayStation games at the beginning of 2028.
297515