iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 5h

I'm just not gonna be listening to anything the guy who thinks rape survivors have too many rights & privileges says.

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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

no posting at night? mental health delight. posting til morning? mutuals take warning

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Do the mice in the cocaine pellet torture traps ever go I gotta chill tonight bud? Did the others ever pressure one into having a little taste? Did they ever judge the mice whom they loved at the time for never chipping in on the bag and did they ever forgive themselves for that twenty years later?

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Vast majority of us are so lucky we get attacked so rarely here that we remember the one time it happened so clearly.

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GrapheneOS @grapheneos.org · 03/09/2026

They want people to believe disk encryption and end-to-end encryption messaging don't work. They simultaneously claim not having mandatory backdoors prevents doing their jobs. They never had a near equivalent to mind reading before but now somehow private thoughts and conversations are unacceptable.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026

i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 30/08/2026

Excuse me? Can you get your fucking twink under control? He won't stop barking at the dads. Chili's is a family establishment.

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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026

Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection

A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Damn that’s crazy but you can’t be racist against the computer. Yeah. No I hear you but. Yeah it’s because it’s not a person it’s the computer.

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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 24/08/2026

I just want to be universally loved & revered as infallible. Is that too much to ask?

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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 22/08/2026

Just ripped some 2026 Topps Flagship Football. I think this is a pretty good haul!

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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 21/08/2026

@sketchmaster.bsky.social Mets at White Sox this weekend. The return of Lou Bob. Good luck!

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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 18/08/2026

@upperdeckent.bsky.social I didn't see this closely enough when I redeemed these from your US Weekly set, but I just needed to point out the design QA on the Alaska card leaves a little to be desired. "Fairbanks" got done pretty dirty here. I'm not mad, just think somebody needs to point this out!

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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 17/08/2026

The drone strikes on your home will continue until your freedom improves.

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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 14/08/2026

I just ate 8 eggs. I wasn't hungry. Fuck birds.

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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 14/08/2026

If I was a magician I would be asking stuff in a slightly wrong and off-putting way like, "Is this the card you've always wanted?"

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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 14/08/2026

When you go to a blood bank & they ask if you've ever paid for sex, do you ever count the immense emotional toll?

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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 13/08/2026

I'm watching TV with the volume on high enough that you can hear sound but not enough to understand the words, & one of the announcers of the baseball game I'm watching said something that to my ears sounded like "Throaty Burrito", so now I am whispering that repetitively out loud as a vocal stim.

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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 12/08/2026

Went to my first actual DSA meeting the other week and think I'll probably be doing that again. Felt good to do literally anything at all more than doing nothing about "All Of This."

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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 11/08/2026

what if i do not want to be optimized. what if i want to make mistakes because that’s how you learn; what if i want to do nothing sometimes, what if i want a world that is weird and challenging and has mysteries left to reveal. what if i like taking the long way

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace

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Viv @v.milcom.in · 31/07/2026

Revenge is a dish best served with Taylor Farms lettuce.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

FIFA has a funny set-up where every country gets exactly one vote which means small countries are way overrepresented and you can hang on to power by promising little giveaways to those countries and their reps. Thankfully no similar system exists in the United States government, that would be bad

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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 14/07/2026

Being on TV used to mean something. Nowadays I feel like anybody can be on TV. I'm watching like, channel 3125, and it's just some really normal dudes who like to surf talking about how much they love to surf. It's a whole show.

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

the key to understanding the rich pricks fretting about the left destroying 'the democratic party' is that when they say 'the democratic party' they mean their gentleman's club. that's where they go to do insider trading & extort the elderly with scam texts. you're not allowed in there

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Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

May not look like it but this is a coverup. They’re trying to lay it all on one prosecutor and keep higher-ups at DOJ out. And also trying to get judges to keep giving them the presumption of regularity.

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Hart Cunningham @hart28.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Michigan Governor caught on hot mic with Oracle CEO Clay Magouyrk, discussing citizen opposition to AI data centers, bragging how she ignores their concerns: “We’re used to people saying 'f*ck no,' & doing it anyway.”🇺🇸

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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 03/06/2026

Half of America think every time a police officer shoots someone it was in cold blood & any reason they had to do so was manufactured after the shooting, & the other half of America think that if you walk in on a cop fucking your wife, you should solemnly thank them for defending your freedom.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/05/2026

‘Sports Illustrated’ Removes Distracting Models From Swimsuit Edition

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

VHS order by mail aerobics tapes are here to stay. Get on board or get left behind.

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j @dyke.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

my delusional beliefs are lowkey believable

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

smoke crack y'all

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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 22/05/2026

I just hit a triple bullseye to win a match in my darts league and I kind of want @sliceofwife.bsky.social to tell me I did a good job. 🙇

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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

thank god the president just funded a multibillion dollar slush fund to pay @katmabu.bsky.social ‘s legal fees and restitution

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Brian Fox @misterbfox.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Sox trending #1, me finding everyone making it happen with automatic follows!

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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

i contain unitudes. im monotudinal.

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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 15/05/2026

This is my 420th post on this app.

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Manisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/05/2026

Ghosts are just when you remember a guy and it makes you scared.

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I am once again tapping the "it is a genuine qualitative break from 99.9% of human history that society can now produce massive food surpluses with the labor only a tiny percent of the population and nobody has any idea how to grasp this" sign.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Abughazaleh: One of the most egregious aspects of this is Hegseth saying that this conflict that we started is ordained by God. Is bombing a school full of schoolgirls ordained by God?

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