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Chicago Area Man

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The Chicago Wolves are a professional hockey team

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 7h
The Chicago millennial version of the challenger explosion was being at a bar on new years 2008 witnessing the smoking ban take effect
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 7h
with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 13h
Person I have a parasocial relationship with online is blocking someone I have not, nor will ever meet and only became aware of roughly 2 seconds ago? In this essay I will...
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/10/2026
I use ChatGPT to tell me what to look at on my phone while I’m driving
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 30/09/2026
I'm just not gonna be listening to anything the guy who thinks rape survivors have too many rights & privileges says.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 30/09/2026
It is my opinion that I think somebody like him has probably raped a lot of women and not even realized it, and the boiling pustule in his soul left over that he can feel but never identify needs lancing & this is the only recourse he thinks he has for relief.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 30/09/2026
Bob Ross negotiating a scene.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 29/09/2026
I am not making a joke, but also I'm not a doctor. I have used super glue and duct tape on myself in a similar situation is all I'm saying.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 29/09/2026
Super Glue & Duct Tape bandage would be the Vietnam War solution.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 29/09/2026
That's not a cut, that's a 3rd eye.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 29/09/2026
Someone ought to do it! Oh, me? Nah, thanks I'm good.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 29/09/2026
I have much to learn.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 28/09/2026
I think of this piece by Luke O'Neil. It's obviously about something else, but more fundamentally, it's good when It happens to the right people in general.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no posting at night? mental health delight. posting til morning? mutuals take warning
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Alex Tomlinson @alextomlinson.com · 08/09/2026
Flat illustration of a Common Loon wading through black water- white mono-line ripples silhouette their body
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 25/09/2026
Getting a pair of boxers with this printed on the front.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 23/09/2026
I'm glad the buttons are there so you can pee out the fly.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 22/09/2026
Every few years there's a new Frank Caliendo type who gets to do the goofy segments and ads.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 18/09/2026
A noble hill to die on.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 18/09/2026
Yesg.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 18/09/2026
No way.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do the mice in the cocaine pellet torture traps ever go I gotta chill tonight bud? Did the others ever pressure one into having a little taste? Did they ever judge the mice whom they loved at the time for never chipping in on the bag and did they ever forgive themselves for that twenty years later?
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 14/09/2026
Can confirm.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 12/09/2026
lmfao what.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 12/09/2026
🫩
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Vast majority of us are so lucky we get attacked so rarely here that we remember the one time it happened so clearly.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 10/09/2026
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 10/09/2026
Blaming everything on the bears.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 10/09/2026
Do it. I dare you.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 10/09/2026
Yes absolutely.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 10/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jeremy Allen White in The Bear
ALT: Jeremy Allen White in The Bear
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 09/09/2026
Bumper bowling.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 08/09/2026
Yeah.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 08/09/2026
I'm not.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 07/09/2026
Love learning localized Midwestern lore like this. Straight into my veins. Hell yeah.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 06/09/2026
I have been there before. I hope your stomach clears up soon. I hate to imagine back on all the stuff I haven't fully enjoyed. I'm glad you got that 30 minutes.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 04/09/2026
That's fair. I mainly exclusively deal in sports trading cards, & I'm a collector...so the stuff I'm listing I don't even really want to sell. 🤷 Everything I list is my, "I will sell it for this price but if you don't want it I would love to keep it" price.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 04/09/2026
I just make the buyer pay the cost of shipping.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 04/09/2026
That's called cleaning up after yourself.
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GrapheneOS @grapheneos.org · 03/09/2026
They want people to believe disk encryption and end-to-end encryption messaging don't work. They simultaneously claim not having mandatory backdoors prevents doing their jobs. They never had a near equivalent to mind reading before but now somehow private thoughts and conversations are unacceptable.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 03/09/2026
Marc Rebillet, a poet of our time.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 02/09/2026
I am trying brother it is exceedingly difficult.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 01/09/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social Watching baseball.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 31/08/2026
The first time I read this post I was skimming and thought you meant that *you* were #12 on the list of 50 greatest influencers. My first reaction was, "Interesting choice, but well deserved!"
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 31/08/2026
AKA "Beck Has A Cold" - Very excited to read this!
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 30/08/2026
Excuse me? Can you get your fucking twink under control? He won't stop barking at the dads. Chili's is a family establishment.
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 28/08/2026
The net-zero pledge.
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Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 27/08/2026
static.klipy.com
That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!
ALT: That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!
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