Reposted by Chicago Area ManPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 7hThe Chicago millennial version of the challenger explosion was being at a bar on new years 2008 witnessing the smoking ban take effect 6492
Reposted by Chicago Area Manrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 7hwith all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life 401877282
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 13hPerson I have a parasocial relationship with online is blocking someone I have not, nor will ever meet and only became aware of roughly 2 seconds ago? In this essay I will... 040
Reposted by Chicago Area ManPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/10/2026I use ChatGPT to tell me what to look at on my phone while I’m driving 218818
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 30/09/2026I'm just not gonna be listening to anything the guy who thinks rape survivors have too many rights & privileges says. 000
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 30/09/2026It is my opinion that I think somebody like him has probably raped a lot of women and not even realized it, and the boiling pustule in his soul left over that he can feel but never identify needs lancing & this is the only recourse he thinks he has for relief. 060
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 29/09/2026I am not making a joke, but also I'm not a doctor. I have used super glue and duct tape on myself in a similar situation is all I'm saying. 010
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 29/09/2026Super Glue & Duct Tape bandage would be the Vietnam War solution. 210
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 29/09/2026Someone ought to do it! Oh, me? Nah, thanks I'm good. 021
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 28/09/2026I think of this piece by Luke O'Neil. It's obviously about something else, but more fundamentally, it's good when It happens to the right people in general. 110
Reposted by Chicago Area Man🐺Cold🪦Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026no posting at night? mental health delight. posting til morning? mutuals take warning 017537
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 25/09/2026Getting a pair of boxers with this printed on the front. 120
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 23/09/2026I'm glad the buttons are there so you can pee out the fly. 021
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 22/09/2026Every few years there's a new Frank Caliendo type who gets to do the goofy segments and ads. 150
Reposted by Chicago Area ManLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Do the mice in the cocaine pellet torture traps ever go I gotta chill tonight bud? Did the others ever pressure one into having a little taste? Did they ever judge the mice whom they loved at the time for never chipping in on the bag and did they ever forgive themselves for that twenty years later? 7321
Reposted by Chicago Area ManLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Vast majority of us are so lucky we get attacked so rarely here that we remember the one time it happened so clearly. 315818
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comJeremy Allen White in The BearALT: Jeremy Allen White in The Bear 110
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 07/09/2026Love learning localized Midwestern lore like this. Straight into my veins. Hell yeah. 020
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 06/09/2026I have been there before. I hope your stomach clears up soon. I hate to imagine back on all the stuff I haven't fully enjoyed. I'm glad you got that 30 minutes. 020
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 04/09/2026That's fair. I mainly exclusively deal in sports trading cards, & I'm a collector...so the stuff I'm listing I don't even really want to sell. 🤷 Everything I list is my, "I will sell it for this price but if you don't want it I would love to keep it" price. 010
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 04/09/2026I just make the buyer pay the cost of shipping. 120
Reposted by Chicago Area ManGrapheneOS @grapheneos.org · 03/09/2026They want people to believe disk encryption and end-to-end encryption messaging don't work. They simultaneously claim not having mandatory backdoors prevents doing their jobs. They never had a near equivalent to mind reading before but now somehow private thoughts and conversations are unacceptable. 0545
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 02/09/2026I am trying brother it is exceedingly difficult. 010
Reposted by Chicago Area ManPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job 3679191985
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 31/08/2026The first time I read this post I was skimming and thought you meant that *you* were #12 on the list of 50 greatest influencers. My first reaction was, "Interesting choice, but well deserved!" 110
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 31/08/2026AKA "Beck Has A Cold" - Very excited to read this! 010
Reposted by Chicago Area Manfrancis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 30/08/2026Excuse me? Can you get your fucking twink under control? He won't stop barking at the dads. Chili's is a family establishment. 1669
Reposted by Chicago Area ManAlbasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection 205245855891
Chicago Area Man @anasskickingcontest.com · 27/08/2026static.klipy.comThat's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!ALT: That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works! 000