Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 3hOᴜʀ ᴀᴜᴛᴏᴍᴀᴛᴇᴅ sʏsᴛᴇᴍs ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜsʟʏ ᴍɪᴅ ᴛᴏᴏᴛɪɴɢ ᴀssᴏᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏᴏᴛ ʜɪɢʜᴇʀ ǫᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴏʀ ᴅᴇᴅɪᴄᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʀʀᴇʟ sʜɪᴛᴘᴏsᴛɪɴɢ Tʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ 101
Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18hI know I'm just a shadetree bike mechanic but I have a funny feeling this won't work 010
Reposted by Ann Annaseepy august [0x08] 🏳️⚧️🇲🇰 @august.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026a sentence will always look like poetry if you hit enter a lot 825105
Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026The ska mozzarella sticks meme is just statistical error The Aquabats, a ska band with songs about pizza day and pool parties, is an outlier, adn shouldn't be counted 000
Reposted by Ann AnnasGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 09/10/2026I'll be straight with y'all, I don't think Government By Sentient Truck Stop Boner Pills is working out that great 321428
Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026I did not have _Mandark turns out to be a nonce_ on my Hellworld bingo card but I guess I'm not surprised 000
Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026Blue denim jorts I'm gonna keep on dancing in my Blue denim jorts I'm gonna keep on dancing in The living room I'm gonna keep on dancing in my Blue denim jorts Blue denim jorts 000
Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026If an AI doppleganger of me ever claims to posthumously forgive someone, it's not been properly trained on me I _still_ want to punch the kid that stole my cool spaceship toy and broke it when I was four years old 100
Reposted by Ann Annastoilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026*david bowie voice* 🎶 we can eat gyros 🥙 just for one day 003
Reposted by Ann AnnasAnn Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026If you can't boost me at my _carefully crafted toot only I apparently find funny_ , you don't deserve me at my _absolute throwaway toot that inexplicably goes viral_ 002
Reposted by Ann AnnasSpookJ 👻 @snoopj.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026Happy "Charles Darwin is poorly today" Day to those who celebrate 165 years ago today, Charles Darwin was having a rough one 02898
Reposted by Ann AnnasOwlor 🦋 @owlor.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026@0xabad1dea Activated charcoal is like a prank the universe plays on goths. 004
Reposted by Ann AnnasAnn Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2026Small world war the size of a large world war 002
Reposted by Ann AnnasAnn Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/03/2026We can't stop here This is gyatt country 001
Reposted by Ann AnnasAnn Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 22/03/2026So you want to toot a hot take? It's now a _quick and easy_ four step process: 1) Confirm that you know your take is a hot one 2) Logout then log back in 3) Wait at least 24 hours to sit and think about what you want to say 4) Send the toot, after clicking once more that you understand the […]jorts.horseOriginal post on jorts.horse 001
Reposted by Ann AnnasAnn Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026Me: "I've had my implants in for half a decade now and I want to go bigger" My Dentist: "That's... that's not... that's not how this works" 002
Reposted by Ann AnnasRain雨, the Radical Dame~ @reignofraining.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026 055
Reposted by Ann Annasmedium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026sharing my 2fa code with a third party just to feel something 001
Reposted by Ann AnnasFlippin' 'eck, Tucker! @losttourist.social.chatty.monster.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026Wake up babe, new BBC News Live Page just dropped with pictures of people holding giant vegetables! www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c6x2zd90e49… 235
Reposted by Ann Annasceej @ceej.online · 30/10/2024Apple Computer? From Richard Scarry’s Busytown? 754761
Reposted by Ann Annastoilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026unmoisturized and very bothered 101
Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026Man goes to proctologist Says he's depressed Says life seems harsh and cruel Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain Proctologist says: "You really should see your GP for that" Man bursts into tears Says, "Butt doctor…" 000
Reposted by Ann AnnasBonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026Mormons shouldn't be allowed to write books. 101
Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026The Character Assassination of Edward Sheeran by the Coward Macklemore 200
Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026*Jonathan Davis Voice* ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SALAD 000
Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026Breaking News: Ed Sheeran announces that the 1-877-Kars-4-Kids band will join him for the remainder of the Loop tour 000
Reposted by Ann AnnasGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026True Detective: Donkey Kong Country 415439
Reposted by Ann AnnasAnn Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2025Roses are red Fire is rad Bluesky moderation Will always be bad 273
Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026You hate the attack helicopter meme because it's an overused reactionary strawman poorly masquerading as a joke I hate the attack helicopter meme because in addition to all that I despise helicopters and would therefore _never_ identify as one We are not the same 000
Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026All the more reason for me to _never_ get in a helicopter unless my life depended on it www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/he… 100
Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026The new Ed Sheeran replacement opener is gonna be someone named Nare Ehsde 000
Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026Me: "I've had my implants in for half a decade now and I want to go bigger" My Dentist: "That's... that's not... that's not how this works" 002
Reposted by Ann Annashighly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026Some of yall 116
Reposted by Ann Annasceej @ceej.online · 14/09/2026economists report that everything fun is now 2x more expensive year over year, while everything boring is now 4-6x more expensive 1266261
Reposted by Ann AnnasAnn Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2025Distorted voice: "Do you know why you're here?" Me: "My shitposts?" Distorted voice: "Your shitposts" 003
Reposted by Ann AnnasAnn Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/05/2026The Cuck Chair is the presiding officer of the Cuck Board 001
Reposted by Ann AnnasAnn Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/03/2026Do not follow me if you: Came to Earth for evil purposes Have ever smothered a baby Have ever enslaved a population Have ever destroyed a culture Have ever torn out someone's tongue Have ever zapped anyone Have ever eaten a human body Have ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive 101
Reposted by Ann AnnasAnn Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/04/2026Iran right now: > who the fuck is scraeming "OPEN THE STRAIT" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never open the strait 101
Reposted by Ann Annas`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026Timeline cleanser of a parrot that found a traffic cam to ham it up for. 147129
Reposted by Ann Annasceej @ceej.online · 16/03/2024coming home from a walk with a toddler and dumping my inventory like we just finished a run in a survival game. oh yes, I’ve got two acorns, a weird leaf, and enough twigs to craft a stack of arrows 539724
Reposted by Ann AnnasCSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Oh my god I think I found the video. 502122873707
Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026🎶Last Kirkmas I gave you my neck But it was something you didn't protect🎶 001
Reposted by Ann Annastoilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026:bloody_m: :bloody_e: :bloody_r: :bloody_r: :bloody_y: :bloody_k: :bloody_i: :bloody_r: :bloody_k: :bloody_m: :bloody_a: :bloody_s: 001
Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026*The year is 100 A.K* *Man knocks on door* *Door opens* "Good afternoon ma'am, we're here to let you know the good news about our Lord and Savior Charlie Kirk who died to keep blueberries on your table" 100