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Ann Annas

@Ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy
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Terminally Irony Poisoned Pronouns: She/Her Gender I am for a bit: Whichever's funnier I do occasionally go NC-17 Toots are always OC Replies might not be […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ jorts.horse/@Ananas, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 3h
Oᴜʀ ᴀᴜᴛᴏᴍᴀᴛᴇᴅ sʏsᴛᴇᴍs ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜsʟʏ ᴍɪᴅ ᴛᴏᴏᴛɪɴɢ ᴀssᴏᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏᴏᴛ ʜɪɢʜᴇʀ ǫᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴏʀ ᴅᴇᴅɪᴄᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʀʀᴇʟ sʜɪᴛᴘᴏsᴛɪɴɢ Tʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18h
I know I'm just a shadetree bike mechanic but I have a funny feeling this won't work
Picture of a milk crate attached directly to the rear tire of a bicycle by a bungee cord through the spokes 

"How To Attach a Milk Crate to Your Bike"
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eepy august [0x08] 🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇰 @august.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
a sentence will always look like poetry if you hit enter a lot
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
The ska mozzarella sticks meme is just statistical error The Aquabats, a ska band with songs about pizza day and pool parties, is an outlier, adn shouldn't be counted
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 09/10/2026
I'll be straight with y'all, I don't think Government By Sentient Truck Stop Boner Pills is working out that great
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
I did not have _Mandark turns out to be a nonce_ on my Hellworld bingo card but I guess I'm not surprised
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Blue denim jorts I'm gonna keep on dancing in my Blue denim jorts I'm gonna keep on dancing in The living room I'm gonna keep on dancing in my Blue denim jorts Blue denim jorts
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
If an AI doppleganger of me ever claims to posthumously forgive someone, it's not been properly trained on me I _still_ want to punch the kid that stole my cool spaceship toy and broke it when I was four years old
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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
*david bowie voice* 🎶 we can eat gyros 🥙 just for one day
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rar is win @xyla.zip · 01/10/2026
“where do you see yourself in 5 years?”
a cat on the thumbnail of a video titled “Fat, Loud, and VERY Opinionated”
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
If you can't boost me at my _carefully crafted toot only I apparently find funny_ , you don't deserve me at my _absolute throwaway toot that inexplicably goes viral_
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/10/2026
#discourse
retrowave graphic reading 

socialism or barbarism 
now more than ever
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SpookJ 👻 @snoopj.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Happy "Charles Darwin is poorly today" Day to those who celebrate 165 years ago today, Charles Darwin was having a rough one
Photo of Charles Darwin's hand-written journal entry from 1 Oct 1861 and digitized text of same

"But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything."
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Owlor 🦋 @owlor.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
@0xabad1dea Activated charcoal is like a prank the universe plays on goths.
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2025
Edited version of the "That's a stupid fucking shirt" meme.
The Mastodon logo is talking to the Bluesky logo:

Panel 1 top:
"What a stupid fucking protocol"
Panel 1 bottom:
"You're not decentralized 
You've never been decentralized"

Panel 2 bottom:
"Fuck your shitty protocol"
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2026
Small world war the size of a large world war
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/03/2026
We can't stop here This is gyatt country
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 22/03/2026
So you want to toot a hot take? It's now a _quick and easy_ four step process: 1) Confirm that you know your take is a hot one 2) Logout then log back in 3) Wait at least 24 hours to sit and think about what you want to say 4) Send the toot, after clicking once more that you understand the […]
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Me: "I've had my implants in for half a decade now and I want to go bigger" My Dentist: "That's... that's not... that's not how this works"
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Rain雨, the Radical Dame~ @reignofraining.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Not my art, artist unknown.

A drawing of a anime girl sitting behind a shop stall labeled the "Yeah Zone". She looks visibly tired wearing a hat labeled "yeah" and she is saying "yeah"
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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
sharing my 2fa code with a third party just to feel something
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Flippin' 'eck, Tucker! @losttourist.social.chatty.monster.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Wake up babe, new BBC News Live Page just dropped with pictures of people holding giant vegetables! www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c6x2zd90e49…
A man holds a green cucumber that is longer than his bodyA man wearing a hat and a waistcoat holds a yellow cucumber that is longer than he is tall
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/10/2024
Apple Computer? From Richard Scarry’s Busytown?
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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
unmoisturized and very bothered
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Man goes to proctologist Says he's depressed Says life seems harsh and cruel Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain Proctologist says: "You really should see your GP for that" Man bursts into tears Says, "Butt doctor…"
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
Mormons shouldn't be allowed to write books.
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
The Character Assassination of Edward Sheeran by the Coward Macklemore
Three images stitched together, two side by side with a third in a bubble, depicting Ed Sheeran sitting down on stage cross legged with a guitar in his lap and sobbing 

"California Post:
Shattered Ed Sheeran claims family 'abandoned' him as Macklemore controversy rages on"
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
*Jonathan Davis Voice* ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SALAD
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
Breaking News: Ed Sheeran announces that the 1-877-Kars-4-Kids band will join him for the remainder of the Loop tour
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
True Detective: Donkey Kong Country
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2025
Roses are red Fire is rad Bluesky moderation Will always be bad
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
You hate the attack helicopter meme because it's an overused reactionary strawman poorly masquerading as a joke I hate the attack helicopter meme because in addition to all that I despise helicopters and would therefore _never_ identify as one We are not the same
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
All the more reason for me to _never_ get in a helicopter unless my life depended on it www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/he…
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
The new Ed Sheeran replacement opener is gonna be someone named Nare Ehsde
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
Me: "I've had my implants in for half a decade now and I want to go bigger" My Dentist: "That's... that's not... that's not how this works"
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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
Some of yall
Title page of a book called The Gay Illiterate
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/09/2026
economists report that everything fun is now 2x more expensive year over year, while everything boring is now 4-6x more expensive
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2025
Distorted voice: "Do you know why you're here?" Me: "My shitposts?" Distorted voice: "Your shitposts"
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/05/2026
The Cuck Chair is the presiding officer of the Cuck Board
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/03/2026
Do not follow me if you: Came to Earth for evil purposes Have ever smothered a baby Have ever enslaved a population Have ever destroyed a culture Have ever torn out someone's tongue Have ever zapped anyone Have ever eaten a human body Have ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/04/2026
Iran right now: > who the fuck is scraeming "OPEN THE STRAIT" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never open the strait
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Timeline cleanser of a parrot that found a traffic cam to ham it up for.
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/03/2024
coming home from a walk with a toddler and dumping my inventory like we just finished a run in a survival game. oh yes, I’ve got two acorns, a weird leaf, and enough twigs to craft a stack of arrows
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026
Edited Frankie Boyle Screenshot:

Not only will Australia go to your country and dance like shite 
But they'll come back 2 years later 
And make a movie 
About how all the memes made their dancer feel sad
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Fielder: You're a real PNG file, right?

Holmes, cut out on a background of grey and white squares: Why would I deceive you?
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
🎶Last Kirkmas I gave you my neck But it was something you didn't protect🎶
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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
:bloody_m: :bloody_e: :bloody_r: :bloody_r: :bloody_y: :bloody_k: :bloody_i: :bloody_r: :bloody_k: :bloody_m: :bloody_a: :bloody_s:
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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
*The year is 100 A.K* *Man knocks on door* *Door opens* "Good afternoon ma'am, we're here to let you know the good news about our Lord and Savior Charlie Kirk who died to keep blueberries on your table"
Erika Kirk says she doesn't remember the last time she slept, and shared a story about their daughter, whom they referred to as GG, when she ran into her arms the night before. "Where's daddy?" GG asked.

"What do you tell a three-year-old?" Erika Kirk says. "'Baby, daddy loves you so much. Don't you worry. He's on a work trip with Jesus [so] he can afford your blueberry budget."
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