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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18h

i just used “the local color” in a sentence for the first time in decades i guess i’ll just sit on my rocking chair and wave at traffic for the rest of the evening

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

i may have broken something while doing the percolator but when it’s time for the percolator you must do the percolator

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

there’s a vast difference between mass deference and the vas deferens

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

why is it called a cookie when it’s a bakie

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

craving cigarettes now i just need to crave the sex

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

my disproportionate wrath about this big ass grocery being virtually empty but literally everyone is loitered in the bread aisle

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

the mastodon app is weak as hell i keep getting that 404 error so i deleted it. i’m just sticking to the web app unless anyone has any recs. i also use metatext.

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

by "practical magick," i mean doing drugs

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

the quickest way to get kicked out of the filipino community is to say you don't give a shit about basketball or jesus

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

[the most hated country] i just read that israel is the most hated country in the world and are spending $730mil/yr on hasbara when all they need to do is be decent humans for free 🤯

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

wanting for it to be world cup again just so i can randomly yell out DOCTOR CONGO

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

i can finally grind my coffee beans in the mornings now hooray to not having house guests

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026

loud restaurants are hell for me and then when they bust out the squeaky ass styrofoam takeaway containers and jostle that shit around i’m done just take me now 💀🔫

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

was gonna go to the obamalisk (obama presidential center) but not today esp on a holiday hell no

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

i’ve finally had some decent sleep (6hrs!) and nervous system isn’t as wrecked yay

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

what i like is that maga right wing bot accounts have gone dark since russian data centers were annihilated. what i like even more is that i never had to worry about them on the jorts horse :jorthorse:

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026

corn dogs are just hot dog wellingtons

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

[retrospective hints of bisexuality] it took me a long time to realize what those uncomfortable feelings were that began rumbling deep in the corners of my brain starting in my early 20s. decades later i'd realize that those feelings were that i found some guys attractive. it's likely that i […]

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

downward cycling on world mental health day 💪

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

[dumb chicago baseball post] the white sox pitching staff isn’t like 2005. even if they magically win today, they’re gonna get absolutely wrecked against the rays. i hope this ages horribly, but you can’t blame me. in any case, this single-season turnaround from losing 300+ games in 3 years has […]

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

young cishet men are lonely? maybe try being interesting

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

:bloody_t: rans :bloody_g: ay :bloody_i: ntersex :bloody_f: artknocker

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

shaolin soccer is free on youtube rn (with ads tho) anyway fuck yeah dude www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hndlgw95OI

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

definitely experiencing a :100_gay: day today

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

[self indulgent ramble] since i have the worst resting autistic face, i have to mask when im out in public. just by looking at me, my audhd bi genderqueer effeminate ass has been accused of being a hard ass, gangbanger, and sexual aggressor enough times that i have to mask and code switch for […]

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

actually watching that show “silo” rn and i like rebecca ferguson in this. also, im a sucker for a bob haircut and she has a Very Cute bob haircut.

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

gonna watch the singapore grand pricks

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

pretty pumped that my bus driver didn’t try to kidnap me today

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

me: animated "one piece" overstimulates me why's everyone shouting their lines also me: *blasts noise rock in my ear buds while complaining it can't go louder*

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

tampa bay rays’ weirdo gradient logo looks like it was designed via AI smdh… also i bet you didn’t know that the tampa bay rays are like the ramones where everyone on the team is named ray

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

bus driver missed her stop and i felt like i was being kidnapped

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

this tough guy jumped me for my bread necklace

a dark feathered pigeon with a piece of bread around its neck

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026

a really good insult is “i’m jealous of everyone who’s never talked to you”

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026

on the next episode of dark matter, jason finds himself in an alternate chicago where deep dish pizza was never invented. upon jason's explanation of it to locals, the common reply was "sounds dumb!"

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026

i randomly saw reverend horton heat’s first album at the record store and i grabbed it and now im rocking out like fuck this shit is good

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toilet taco @rebelliouscheez.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026

babes in toyland’s “sweet ‘69” is perfect “fuck on the floor and break shit” music

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