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No War but Class War! Free Palestine! Trans Rights are Human Rights! Fuck ICE! ACAB! LFG: 🎲 PF2, DCC, OSR (willing to gm) 🎮 Minecraft, Factorio 🌉 bridged from ⁂ jorts.horse/@KronetHjort, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 54m
Dodgers are having a rough one, which is nice to see. #NLCS
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10h
Park shrooms
Brownish ivory mystery Mushroom at the park A different ivoryish brown mushroom
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10h
I just had to turn off PBS Kids because it was trying to subtextually feed my kid ai apologia.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
Misiorowski kept Ohtani off the plate.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Marseille a gagné! Deux a zero! Allons-fucking-y! Enfin! ⚪Ⓜ️ #Ligue1 #TROYvOM
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Feeling hopeful after last night. Still a one in four chance that FC Cincinnati isn't going to the playoffs and when you look at the matchups between now and the wild card game, they're all teams above us on the table so...
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
The ritual Mirri Maz Duur does in GRRM's "A Game of Thrones" is extremely similar to the ritual Iseult does in Cornwell's "The Pale Horseman". Obviously they're also very different. Bernie definitely took inspiration from George.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Amazon UK is advertising delivering things in no packaging like it's a plus whereas I will move heaven and Earth to make sure that my shit is delivered in a package.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Everton does not like McBurnie. #EPL #HULvEVE
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
The soccer tab of any US based sports news site whenever Messi blinks.
in scene from the simpson smithers points over a crowd and screams
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Vasco tied. Now watching Pacers, Redwings, and Indy XI, soon will be adding FC Cincinnati and Sox @ Guardians.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
You bother trans folks I fuck up your teeth. Thems the rules.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Vasco is going to be able to play their #Sudamerica semifinal game at the Maracanã and the best part is Flamengo fans are pissed off for some reason.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Kroger's generic brand is trying to mimic NoName
Kroger Smart Way mini frosted donuts featuring a plain helvetica inspired sans serif font.
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anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying @fakerobotgamer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
racist theykrowling does the most predictable thing ever, news at 11. of course i had the quote ready
i mallow's hyperrealistic blood @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social - 1d
i hate the "what are we a bunch of asians" meme so much
iam in fact not thinking about their ethnicity at all when i make a comparison
to the politics of North Korea, but it's good to know what your mind focuses
on when you think about the subject!
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They killed Mike Ditka.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Hoping the Fire knock the shit outta NYC FC. #cf97 #CHIvNYC
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
RED CARD MY FUCKING ASS! If a motherfucker doesn't wanna get his head cracked he should've kept his hands to himself. Shaw walking off with only yellow is some fucking shit when Bentancur is getting escorted off after his read like a fucking criminal.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Roberto De Zerbi looks like Joe Lo Truglio
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
SNL is (and basically always has been) dogshit and if you disagree I think less of you.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Wings were ahead for 40 seconds, back yo a tie. #SEAvDET
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ ̸/̸̅̅ ̆̅ ̅̅ ̅̅
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Anything less than the forced dissolution of Manchester City with lifetime bans for every executive and owner is an admission that rosbif league is now and always will be "pay to win".
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
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Electrichead (The Agony) @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network · 09/10/2026
Maybe you shouldn't have given the NYPD a bunch of money to help ICE do all this shit then, big dawg.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Stan Kelley cartoon showing an angry child stealing a foul ball but a "hardworking America loving" dodgers fan with him saying "Foul indeed" or some shit in the corner.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Name a more iconic duo within New York Yankees fans and ball interference.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
Bora vasco! 🏴‍☠️
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
In a scene from final fantasy 6 The player characters fight kefka with the text "if god did exist,
it would be necessary
to kill them", a radish filter and a VHS effect
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
In a scene from final fantasy 6 The player characters fight kefka with the text "if god did exist,
it would be necessary
to kill them", a radish filter and a VHS effect
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Just saw an elder Yankees fan on bsky flip out over skymoth existing. Yankees fan are truly the absolute worst.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
At drop off my kid noticed the gym teacher was wearing a Yankees hat and yelled "Let's go Tampa" at him
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
As a Tommy Pham hater I need the Guardians to start winning.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
The augeries are bad! The eagle did not fly! The Brewers are doomed.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
Shout out to those college kids who flipping off Tommy Pham on TV
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Electrichead (The Agony) @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/10/2026
Other than the obvious worst part, the second worst part of any left leaning rapist getting outed is the constant string of defenders and apologia from other supposed "good" people after. Doesn't matter if they're a world famous author or YouTuber.
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Electrichead (The Agony) @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/10/2026
If you don't think rapists are evil and should be removed from society you yourself are evil and should be removed from society. Transitive property. This guy is dangerous to any community he's in.
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Electrichead (The Agony) @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network · 02/10/2026
Anyone who says revenge doesn't make you feel better has never gotten any. When I was in high school a dude I didn't like had his 25 year old marine cousin punch me in the face once. I worked at McDonald's and they both often came in. I'm surprised we didn't kill them via food poisoning. It ruled.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
We are NOT the same!
"You when one of your favs turns out to be a creep" 
Patrick says "bit I don't believe it"

"Me when one of my favs turns out to be a creep" Mr krabs nonchalantly tells a worried Squidward "let's kill him"
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
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Bugs bunny in a red wings jersey with the text i wish all

Chris Hitch

a very

pleasant sell the team
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
I'm just saying that Macbeth dude wouldn't had laid a finger on Duncan if me and my homies were there.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
lol marc summers's rotten ass is trying to hit the "guy ferrari doesn't swallow" fella with a slapp suit.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Virgin Flamengo and Chad Vasco
The virgin and chad me with the virgin standing under a flamengo badge and wearing a flamengo jersey with the text "Revenue at Rio de Janeiro club Flamengo could fall by 400 million reais as a result of the ban, clul club president Luiz Eduardo Baptista told reporters, ding that the hit would mean the team would not be able to honor commitments it has made for next year." -reuters 9/30/2026
The Chad is wearing a vasco jersey and stands under the vasco badge with the text "Pedrinho states that the PM on sports betting will have 'afetar zero financeiramente (zero financial impact)' on Vasco" -globo 10/1/2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
LOGGING ON
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Illinois is a mother fucker of a word for your homies with dyslexia.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
It's 2026, if you show any interest in stand comedy whatsoever I will asumme you are a transphobe and try to fist fight you.
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Just gonna post my 100k+ word novel 300 characters at a time. 1/432,125
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Bonger Kong 🍉 @kronethjort.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Allons-fucking-y jorts.horse/@TheAthleticFC@sportsbo…
jorts.horse
jorts.horse
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