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`Da Elf

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I make things, I fix things, and quite often break things. A Silicon Valley refugee having lived in the Pacific North West, recently returned to my home, #SantaCruz after […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mstdn.social/@elfin, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 19h
Suppose I should do some programming today. [ Fucks about with tmux.conf for half an hour.] My work here is done.
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20h
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 21h
OpenSSH and libpcap security updates. Guess I'll do that now. #SysAdmin
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 21h
Airflow Company Ad More fun than my server rooms.
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 22h
Found a new pet peeve (or was reminded of it): Some sites when you first log in want you to join "communities" (Reddit comes to mind if I remember correctly) and this game site wants you to pick (minimum three) five things you're interested in. The problem with this is their choices don't have […]
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
@Viss Found this, thought of you immediately.
Two panel comic.

First panel is a character reaching to embrace a baloon that says "Fast New Computer"

Second panel is character being molested from behind by another character labeled: "Docker using 80% of system resources."
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
This has got to be the most Santa Cruz weather report ever ...
Screen Capture of weather app that says: 67° - Extreme Heat Watch
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Brah, that is not a "vase". Also, Oh My Gods!!!
Man holding a "vase" upside down (next to a stand on the floor), that basically looks like a two meter butt plug.
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Regulation. Is that what these kids are calling it these days.
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Heh ... "Body Fest" at Lupin Lodge this next weekend. #IfYouKnowYouKnow #NotReallySantaCruzButClose
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Ok wait. I'm not sure what to laugh at first ... 1. Drunk Van Halen fan is Redundant. 2. Called Microsoft looking for Bill who hasn't been CEO since 2000 or on the board for six years. 3. IS USING FUCKING FRONTPAGE?!? 4. That FrontPage is Still a Thing? (It is not, I confirmed this just now.) […]
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Mihai Parparita @mihaip.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
I've started to add BeOS to Infinite Mac - you can see the first few versions on infinitemac.org/?filter=beos Not having been much of a user back in the day, I'm looking for suggestions of software to make sure to include, or pointers to canonical […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]
 BeOS R3 running inside Infinite Mac showing GL Teapot, a movie playing, a terminal, a CPU meter and the Tracker desktop.
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
@birb Earthquake Feed earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/fee…
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Because of no reason. Arlo Guthrie performs "Coming Into Los Angeles" www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtm7XYJFkU
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
😬 (although not too bad for an 86 yo chicken!)
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Servelan @servelan.newsie.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
New White House Chatbot Is Powered By Musk's Grok - Joe.My.God. www.joemygod.com/2026/09/new-white-…
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New White House Chatbot Is Powered By Musk's Grok - Joe.My.God.
CNBC reports: The Trump administration’s new chatbot aimed at helping Americans navigate official government websites is powered by artificial intelligence from Google’s Gemini and Elon Musk’s Grok, U.S. Chief Design Officer Joe Gebbia said Tuesday. “We have great partners behind the scenes,” Gebbia told CNBC’s “Squawk Box.” A Google spokesperson referred CNBC to a company …
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Ten package updates. Ten are Security updates. This is all Ruby. Guess I'll do that now. #SysAdmin
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
New Rule! All cars (with Cell capability) sold after Jan 1, 2027 with alarms SHOULD ONLY CALL the owner. No more alarm noise for the rest of us to want to thermite the damned car. *ALL* fucking car alarms sold after Jan 1, 2027 should be Cell Enables and SHOULD ONLY CALL the owner. There's no […]
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Four, FOUR frames per second with my tank game. W00t!
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 29/09/2026
again, like the TikTok ban, the Chinese can just buy oodles of behavioral and driving and location and browsing data from unregulated data brokers because America is a corrupt shitshow that endlessly priortizes money over public welfare they don't even need to use their own tech
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
New York Times: "Someone unlocked this story for you ..." So why is there a login form in front of me that I'm expected to fill out? Fuckin' NYT. And 404Media while I'm at it ... not because I have to "log-in" but because I have to go to my fucking EMail to get a code.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 29/09/2026
automakers are some of the worst on privacy and security of any industry in America, which makes their push to ban Chinese EVs "for privacy and security" extra fucking annoying
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Your car’s data privacy problems are worse than you think
“There’s a lot to be worried about,” the project lead said.
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The Funny Pages @thefunnypages.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
New comic found: bacon - 2026-09-28 www.gocomics.com/bacon/2026/09/28 #comicstrip #baconstrip
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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Wizards of the Coast has really been dropping the ball on a whole new segment of D&D players: Retirement Communities. You got millions of people all hanging out in the same place all the time with nothing to do. Get them into TTRPGs. Make large print versions of key books, oversized high […]
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Massimo :bot: @rainmaker1973.zpravobot.news.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
This creature lives inside you and controls literally every thing you do.
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Solarbird :flag_cascadia: @moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
RE: c.im/@tribeofjesse/1173511601671702… Quooting for alt text: NEVER FORGET - It wasn't the trillions added to the national debt - It wasn't the billions spent on bombing 8 countries - It wasn't the millions who lost Medicate & SNAP - It wasn't the thousands killed in the War on Iran […]
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
@juliewebgirl Aieeeeeeeee!
Kraft has made a Mac & Cheese ... Cream Soda?

Thank goodness it's only available in Canada so I don't have to get one to see how vile that can actually be.
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
@juliewebgirl "Spooky" Ranch I don't think I can look at a salad for the rest of the week.
Spooky Ranch Dressing ... it's ash grey.
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
* All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned. Would you actually be willing to give it up?

* This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Wheeeeeeeee. Oh my. That was a SPICY tofu sandwich. Was very good tho.
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The Funny Pages @thefunnypages.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
A Softer World by Emily Horne and Joey Comeau (www.asofterworld.com) #comicstrip #asofterworld #comics #fumetti
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flere-imsaho 🇺🇦 @mawhrin.fedi.circumstances.run · 27/09/2026
frankly, the way kde botched the autoconfabulator policy work is a thing to learn from: every fucking kde's step was wrong, every fucking communication from kde was bad, and the proposed policy is very lenient.
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
@juliewebgirl Just because it drives you Bonkers (short drive)... 'When Southern California freeways were built in the 1940s and early 1950s, local common usage was primarily the freeway name preceded by the definite article.[20] It took several decades for Southern California locals to start […]
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Wait ... the *What* now?!? Seattle prosecutors mull hate crime charge for woman who bit circle in victim’s forehead www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/se…
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Seattle prosecutors mull hate crime charge for woman who bit circle in victim’s forehead
Suspect, charged with felony assault, under investigation for making racist and homophobic comments before attack
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Daniel Keys Moran @fatsam.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
The fash go all the way back. They don't change. I don't know what words they've used in your country, but in mine? Slavers > Klan > Nazi > Bircher > Moral Majority > Alt Right > MAGA ... there's never been any big difference among any of them. And we've never ever punished them sufficiently.
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
@juliewebgirl Heh ... you have my undivided attention. "This recipe is featured on the cover of the book, and for good reason. It’s colorful, delicious, involves MULTIPLE CARBS ..." geekyhostess.com/lomo-saltado-from-…
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Lomo Saltado from the Tomb Raider Cookbook
Happy Tomb Raider Cookbook Release Day! This recipe is featured on the cover of the book, and for good reason. It’s colorful, delicious, involves MULTIPLE CARBS and gives you an excuse to buy and eat tenderloin. I’m making this for dinner tonight in honor of the book release. Join me!
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Goddamnit ... @juliewebgirl is in one of my tabs ... but Which One?!?
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Flock thinks it's cameras have a legal right to privacy in public. 😂
Flock Safety has issued a legal demand seeking the removal of a public map showing the locations of approximately 300.000 of it's surveillance devices across the United States.
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Watching Peter Thiel discuss Faust ... in relation to Good vs Evil/Bad (and why Thiel isn't *actually* evil ... I wanna homicide So Bad. Just a little homicide. Just a tiny bit.
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
I'd pay extra if my pilot and flight attendants were Furries. That flight would be a fucking Riot! Senator Tommy Tuberville: pilots, flight attendants and air traffic controllers are furries […]
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
One more nail in Windows' coffin. More governments need this. Dutch government to replace Microsoft Windows with NixOS-based operating system boingboing.net/2026/09/25/dutch-gov…
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Dutch government to replace Microsoft Windows with NixOS-based operating system
The government of the Netherlands plans to replace Microsoft's Windows and other software with a custom Linux-based operating system and IT suite named DAWO (_Digitaal Autonome Werkomgeving Overheid_). > De Nederlandse overheid maakt een eigen digitale werkomgeving op basis van de Nederlandse Linux-distributie NixOS. De blauwdruk voor de Digitaal Autonome Werkomgeving Overheid (DAWO) bestaat niet alleen uit een besturingssysteem, maar ook uit een kantoorpakket, samenwerkingsapps, clouddiensten en beheertools. De ontwikkelaars erachter geven Tweakers een kijkje in de keuken. If U.S. threats to occupy Greenland had European countries thinking about digital sovereignty, the Trump Administration forced the issue itself by imposing sanctions against the International Criminal Court in The Hague. Microsoft reportedly cut off email and other services to its lead prosecutor, a "kill switch" that convinced officials across the continent of the need to move to infrastructure beyond U.S. control. DAWO is based on NixOS, a popular variant of Linux led by a Dutch team and originating in a package manager created at Utrecht University. DAWO will include apps for office work, cloud storage, backups and other aspects of IT administration, and developers hope to launch a stable version in 2027. The Danish, Swiss and French governments has also embarked on plans to localize their tech, with France also using NixOS as the base for custom development. > The French Direction interministérielle du numérique (DINUM) is migrating 250 of its employees to Linux-based workstations by the end of the year, using NixOS. This initiative, which began with technical administrators using a system called Securix, has expanded to include general users with a project named Bureautix. The goal is to foster wider adoption of Linux within the state administration, following successful tests on about 40 Securix and 30 Bureautix workstations, alongside 50 PCs from a previous Linux test. This internal migration aims to simplify compatibility issues, particularly for web-based applications, and is part of a broader state plan to reduce digital dependencies. Other administrations, such as the Gendarmerie and DGFiP, are already advanced in their use of Linux. A working group launched in April is focusing on generalizing Linux adoption across public services, with a plan for reducing digital dependencies expected by late summer. This effort also considers extending the lifespan of machines through the use of refurbished hardware. It is finally the year of Linux on the Desktop!
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Well, they liked it in Venice and it's pissing Elmo off ... guess I'll give it a spin. Official trailer for "Musk" documentary boingboing.net/2026/09/25/official-…
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Official trailer for "Musk" documentary
If you haven't figured out the deal with Elon Musk, yet, a blockbuster documentary is on its way to explain it in detail. Filmed by Alex Gibney (_Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room_) and scheduled for release on October 9, the "definitive and unvarnished examination" of the world's richest person was years in the making and was well-received at its premier at the Venice Film Festival. The main points of the feature appear to be that Musk was always the way he is now and that Musk is full of it. That Musk is _furious_ about the documentary is surely its best recommendation. **Previously:** • Check out 'Elon Musk,' a new protest song by Carsie Blanton, in the political tradition of Woody Guthrie • Mashable reviews Elon Musk's unfulfilled 2025 promises • Trump official confirms what we knew: Elon Musk is painfully unfunny • NYT describes a struggling, drug-addled Elon Musk
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
#BOFH Friday!!! The Helldesk opens its third eye and ascends to a higher plane of troubleshooting www.theregister.com/bofh/2026/09/25…
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BOFH: The Helldesk opens its third eye and ascends to a higher plane of troubleshooting
Putting the 'om' in computing
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Python3-crypto has a security update. I think I'll do that right now.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Bad Apple, electroswing version www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYXR5DT2IbY
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`Da Elf @elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Man people get shitty when you don't work on: 1. THEIR PERSONAL computers. 2. That run Windows of some sort. 3. For free. I was not kind or polite (or quiet, may as well clue everyone in all the way to Monterrey) in my response.
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