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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 19h

halloween costume idea: data center. you just walk around under a big grey cardboard box dragging around a portable gas generator, loudly pouring smoke out everywhere you go, and if you see somebody whose costume is a profession like a doctor or firefighter you make them change into normal […]

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026

I truly believe embedded hostile agents at mozilla are attempting to kill #firefox completely

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026

what the fuck is wrong with the person who made everything in #firefox a rounded rectangle. do we know who it is

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/03/2025

breadstick is kind of the ideal thing to eat if you like to watch food get closer to you

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

[for twelve years you have been asking] who is jim penis

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

> We even have one experienced GNOME developer who is obviously using AI to write all of his posts on GitLab. I am unsure whether he is copy/pasting all of his responses from an AI, or whether he is just a bot now. I especially do not understand the value of this. currently taking bets on […]

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

fuck it. no fear friday :CoolGarfield:

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

alright I'll bite. who is this obama guy

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tech himbo @tech-himbo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026

long train ride. put on music for a while, then just set my earbuds to noise canceling and enjoyed the silence. shut my eyes, imagined fragments of a short film about a fugitive in arizona: heavy-set, perpetually dabbing his sweaty forehead with a rag. hadn’t felt a raw image so vividly in a […]

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

today's plan: building a new venue for house music out of phyllo dough

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026

introducing jorts dot horse races: casualwear sports gambling for the rest of us

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026

shout out to the Domain Name System, or as I like to call it, Fell For It Again Award (zooko's triangle edition) #fuckdns

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

my hot take of the day is that unless the old name is offensive or constantly gets confused with something else, you should not rename your software project. especially from something that has semantic content to something that doesn't

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

apolitical chewbacca be like. always carries ammo but just as a fashion statement

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

OH: "this is like the imagine dragons of patois"

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

sharing my 2fa code with a third party just to feel something

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

you may be familiar with the notion of "coarsening". today I present its categorical dual--

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

[drugs] building velocity at an alarming rate. likely I'll manage to take the first sip of this red bull any minute now

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

LB is soft-launching my migration to @migratory@jortz.zebra

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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026

SE Gyges made his long Bluesky thread "AI safety is mostly a sex cult" into an insanely long substack post, then hastily deleted. Fortunately*, it was multiply captured. archive.ph/3B8Bo

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Chalk is WagWagging :neodog_flag_gay: @chalkllate.yeen.town · 06/08/2026

I think we should work on making prosthetic dexterous hands for animals and see where that leads

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

they put liquid glass on the iphone just passed steve jobs on the bike home / I paid my shit - to judge of the high court of high shit / my gold paint stay fading to chrome / I biked to the joint got on my shit and biked home / I dialed steve to call him an ass on his own iphone. folded time to […]

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

[drugs] #mycat introduced me to his drug dealer. I was like where do you meet these people?? he isn't even an outside cat

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

I bought #mycat a vintage playstation so he doesn't get bored when I travel. but now he wants the dual shock controller too

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

[LLMs] I hate LLMs so much for the way they have shown how little actual interpersonal respect is present in the computers industry and how little the importance of interpersonal respect is understood in that industry. and the way LLMs dovetail with bosses imposing speed-ups is insidious and a […]

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

[uspol] I'm pumped about economic indicators going south because it means it's gonna be harder for ppl to gaslight me by pretending the economy is not constantly making death rattle noises

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

by now everyone has heard about folding phones. I'm not impressed. but I am excited for the phone you can tie in knots, whenever we get that shit going

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026

there's a new acronym on the scene! a countdown begins. how long will it take before I find out what this obviously deeply cursed term stands for or means

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026

me, several times a week: "wow that was surprisingly expensive"

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026

hot take: floating-point numbers almost always belie vague thinking. for what range of inputs does your program actually work correctly?

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Gorse / Talking honse-sense @stokes.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026

Protip: don't teach your cat about blanket forts if you don't want to have to make one every day for the rest of your life

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

heartwarming to hear people talking about dario argento again recently 🦇

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

feeling unjortly b/c I don't know how to cook chili however: Soon

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

have u heard the good news. according to a certain offshoot of judaism u can save hell of money on your car insurance via the infinite forgiveness of the creator. b/c like sorry about your rear passenger door

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

she just bought a diesel belt now she think she a it girl

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

I keep jorting other people's horses by mistake when I get lost in the parking lot

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DIALUP DARLING (TOP 0.04% COMPUTER) @deersyrup.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026

signal processing should be a required part of elementary schooling. ive said this for years and I think it still is true. if ppl just knew signal processing the world would be a better place

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medium rare bird @migratory.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026

[drugs] on the one hand I think kava is stupid and kratom is not my jam. on the other hand I think there should be cafés or the equivalent for literally every possible psychoactive substance or mood

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