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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

Me when i go to two different grocery stores and neither of them have what I’m looking for

Wace travelled to Brittany in search of these wonders, but found nothing notable and left disappointed: "I saw the forest and the land and looked for marvels, but found none. I came back as a fool and went as a fool. I went as a fool and came back as a fool. I sought foolishness and considered myself a fool."

highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026

I hope the marketing team behind the new horror film OTHER MOMMY know how funny all their ads are to lesbians with young children

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026

If you told me twenty five years ago that 2026 would feel like if douglas adams wrote cyberpunk i would think i’d be enjoying it more

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

False advertising. Rice has actually been around for thousands of years

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

Extremely random find: a copy of henry fielding’s amelia previously owned by samuel r delany

The first page of a penguin Classics edition of Amelia by Henry Fielding, with a handwritten note by Samuel R Delaney saying that he purchased this in December 1996 in New York and read it at the MLA conference

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026

Dr Pulaski hating Data for no apparent reason gets more relatable every year

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

Katie said fuck it and worked remotely from the cubs game yesterday

A blurry fan cam thing showing my wife on her laptop during ymca

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026

Something i still think about a lot: when it came out i saw The Brutalist at the movie theater, and after the credits rolled and everyone was getting up to go, a lady sitting nearby turned to her companion and with a solemn little shake of her head she said “it’s a brutal life….”

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

Customer of the day was a guy who flew in from france to sing the title role in a performance of monteverdi’s l’orfeo. He bought a 9” circ sock needle

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

Feeling more and more insane every time i see text on a sign or poster with :new_l: this shit :new_r: around it

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026

Baby has discovered in the last 24 hours that he can put his fingers in his mouth and he’s all in on this exciting new technology

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026

My genius baby just enunciated a letter-perfect “goo goo”

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

I just realized that the sesame street muppets talk like that because it's easier for very young children to understand you when you hyper enunciate every syllable

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

I’m glad they invented N64 when I was a kid so I didn’t have to play with a can in a gutter

A book called “the only child“ with cover art depicting a sad little boy playing with garbage

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026

So far the only thing that makes the baby consistently smile is when i sing the roma ra-a-a intro from bad romance

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026

I can’t really account for why this is but it’s become clear that trans people lost the culture war but furries won

An ad for a dreamworks movie featuring a straight up fursona

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

If llm agents were actually cool they'd talk to each other in lojban or 5d sigils or something instead of plain ass english

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

The baby has graduated from size 1 to size 2 diapers, unlocking three new skill slots

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026

What were we going for in this author photo, carl jung

He’s kind of smiling and his glasses are on his forehead and he looks like he’s missed a step or two

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026

Learning that my favorite fancy chocolate bar is like the da vinci code of whole foods products

Tony's bars become unequally divided to remind everyone that the chocolate industry is still unequally divided.

the chunk pattern forms the coast of west africa

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

I took a picture of this sign in 2022 and it’s gotten a lot less funny ever since

Attention! Pay machine. Do not pay any person

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

As a born and raised Cal fan, i always knew that stanford grads would one day exterminate all life on earth

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026

The pediatrician said it’s good to start him out looking at books with lots of high contrast pictures

Felix looking at some extremely inappropriate cat drawings by kathy lam

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

Snagged a book printed in bernard shaw’s weird little phonetic alphabet

The shaw alphabet version of androcles and the lion with included key card

The first page with both traditional latin alphabet and shaw’s goofy one

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026

A customer dropped by the store today and gave me this intricate paper cicada

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

Good day to post this technical drawing of a shofar i found at a thrift store last year

A hand drawn shofar on graph paper from 1982/5743, with a note from the artist bob fung

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026

They should invent an infant formula that doesnt turn into baby poison after exactly 60 minutes

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

None of the parenting books I read warned me that by eight weeks my baby will be huge and strong

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

I don’t like that the sassy t shirt store is depressed

Two shirts with a frog that day my idols are dead and my enemies are in power

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

RE: mastodon.social/@gutenberg_new/1172… This is one of mine! The second novel by the author of Lolly Willowes, also on PG and which you should absolutely read if you get a chance

mastodon.social

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026

If ai is so good at coding why is every piece of commercial software i use getting noticeably slower and worse

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026

About a month ago a actress came in and said she wanted to learn to actually knit instead of just making knit-like motions for a coming audition. We showed her the basics and she came back and said she got the part! and gave us some homemade banana bread. This is what busines success looks like

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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026

A very confused looking man walked into my shop today saying “google told me you guys take… food donations..???” I directed him to a nearby foodbank but its very cool to see that the entire world is now michael scott driving into a lake

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