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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

That's all well and good but if they don't carry RDR2's temperature dependent testicle physics over to Jason Duval, I'm not buying it www.pcgamer.com/games/action/gta-6-…

GTA 6 was delayed partially because the amount of NPCs was 'horrifying' and required a dedicated studio full of writers to handle

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

I know I'm just a shadetree bike mechanic but I have a funny feeling this won't work

Picture of a milk crate attached directly to the rear tire of a bicycle by a bungee cord through the spokes

"How To Attach a Milk Crate to Your Bike"

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

The Character Assassination of Edward Sheeran by the Coward Macklemore

Three images stitched together, two side by side with a third in a bubble, depicting Ed Sheeran sitting down on stage cross legged with a guitar in his lap and sobbing

"California Post:
Shattered Ed Sheeran claims family 'abandoned' him as Macklemore controversy rages on"

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026

*The year is 100 A.K* *Man knocks on door* *Door opens* "Good afternoon ma'am, we're here to let you know the good news about our Lord and Savior Charlie Kirk who died to keep blueberries on your table"

Erika Kirk says she doesn't remember the last time she slept, and shared a story about their daughter, whom they referred to as GG, when she ran into her arms the night before. "Where's daddy?" GG asked.

"What do you tell a three-year-old?" Erika Kirk says. "'Baby, daddy loves you so much. Don't you worry. He's on a work trip with Jesus [so] he can afford your blueberry budget."

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026

They have two more until they _have to_ go to space Look, I don't make the rules

Insidious 6 is not the last film in the franchise; Lin Shaye says they’re just getting started

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026

You're _only_ on Woke 2.0? Not even Woke 2.1b? My homies and I are all on Woke 2.2 Do better

Wikipedia HDMI version table, but the word "woke" replaces the word "HDMI"

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026

Harry Potter and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race

Screenshot from The Guardian depicting Dobby the house elf from Harry Potter
Underneath that picture is the headline which reads:

"Harry Potter fans force relocation of £430m undersea cable to avoid Dobby's ‘grave’"

"Power cable linking UK and Ireland now passes near Bronze Age human burial remains instead of fictional grave on Welsh beach"

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 28/07/2026

Every single New Young Pony Club publicity photo I've ever seen in their two plus decades of being a band always gives off super strong polycule vibes

Older publicity photo for the band New Young Pony Club
It gives off super strong polycule vibes

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026

If this flag offends you I'll help you pack

"U-haul Authorized Dealer Rentals" vertical advertising flag

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/07/2026

🎶Goodbye Nissan Altima🎶 🎶Though I've never driven you that well🎶 🎶I knew your CVTs would infamously fail🎶

Black and white picture of a Nissan Altima in a dealership showroom

"Nissan Altima
June 1993 - December 2026"

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026

[Smooth Dunk Comic, Cropped, OOC, and Edited:] 🖼

Old wrinkly man's face yelling "Go Gay Eugen!"

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 23/05/2026

Okay but have they even tried the Flextape™ tho?

News helicopter photograph of a leaking chemical storage tank

"OCFA asks public to refrain from calling with suggestions on chemical tank leak"

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/05/2026

[re: Magic the Gathering] They also should have used Nermal as art for an exile card Total missed opportunity right there

Still from "Garfield and Friends"
Garfield is looking at the viewer while Jon gives him a stern disapproving look
Nermal is in an opened box labeled "To: Abu Dhabi" with a confused expression on his face

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026

Make 👏 the 👏 raccoons 👏 the 👏 new 👏 owners 👏

"A YouTuber is trying to buy Spirit Airlines after it abruptly shut down overnight Hi There Hunter’s Spirit 2.0 campaign has already received $22.8M in non-binding pledges, with plans to turn it into a community-owned airline"

Below the text is a picture of the YouTuber and a picture of some of Spirit Airline's former fleet of yellow Airbus A320 family of aircraft.

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026

I didn't have "Richard Dawkins has an AI girlfriend" on my hellworld bingo card but I'm not surprised either

Edit of a viral cartoon where the illustrated person is swapped for a photo of Richard Dawkins in a Tuxedo

Man talks to computer:
"say I am alive"
"I am alive"
"oh my god"

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026

I just want to be assured the raccoons will be okay

Raccoon falls out of a ceiling panel and hangs into a wire at the Spirit airlines terminal in NYC's LaGuardia airport

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/04/2026

[Free, fully customized, soulmate sketch, just for you:] 🖼

The word "Piss!" Crudely scrawled in yellow over a black background

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 27/03/2026

[Vidya] Eurojank can be defined as games, usually but not necessarily from Eastern Europe, which have lofty goals but a low budget and as such are very "janky" in multiple ways like bugginess, confusing menus, poor tutorials, nonstandard cameras and/or control schemes, and little to no QA testing

"Sleep paralysis, but the demon keeps asking if infamously buggy videogames are Eurojank"

Black and white illustration of a small demon standing on the chest of a sleeping woman

"Are Bethesda games Eurojank?"
"No"

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 22/03/2026

Just something I've noticed after being #onhere for a few years:

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 01/03/2026

Are you feeling it now, mister Krabs?

Gas station dick pill package
One pill in a plastic container but with a much larger cardboard card around it

This one happens to be "Sponge Bob" branded and the graphic is SpongeBob SquarePants dressed like Dracula

"New"
"Extra Strong"
"Time+"
"Size+"
"Stamina"
"100% Original"
"No Headache"
"1 Capsule up to 7 days"
"Warning: Beware Counterfeit Products"

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 26/02/2026

"Rest assured, all imagery and advice is unique and original"

Composite image, two panels stitched together vertically

Top Panel: The Masthead for Videogamer.com, a site that's recently been caught releasing AI generated videogame reviews:
"Videogamer"
"All About Video & Casino Games"
"Our Team"

Bottom Panel: The roster screen for Fighting Baseball on the Super Famicom and Sega Megadrive with its infamous generic American sounding names that seem ok at a glance but get weirder upon actual inspection
Fair warning, they might not text to speech well:

SLEVE MCDICHAEL WILLIE DUSTICE
ONSON SWEEMEY JEROMY GRIDE
DARRYL ARCHIDELD SCOTT DORQUE
ANATOLI SMORIN SHOWN FURCOTTE
REY MCSRIFF DEAN WESREY
GLENALLEN MIXON MIKE TRUK
MARIO MCRLWAIN DWIGT RORTUGAL
RAUL CHAMGERLAIN TIM SANDAELE
KEVIN NOGILNY KARL DANDLETON
TONY SMEHRIK MIKE SERNANDEZ
BOBSON DUGNUTT TODD BONZALEZ

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 25/02/2026

[Vidya, earnestpost] Not forgetting about Leslie Benzies, but I still think Fullbright now being owned solely by Steve Gaynor and putting out absolute shovelware garbage currently to a mix of gamergate types and people ignorant about the things that happened […] [Original post on jorts.horse]

Two panels stitched together horizontally

Panel 1: "How it Started": The Cover art for "Gone Home" featuring a large imposing looking house

Panel 2: "How it's Going": The Cover Art for "Fullbright Presents: Toilet Spiders" featuring a dirty toilet with the seat open and four red eyes glowing from inside the bowl
"Eight Legs"
"Four Eyes"
"Limitless Terror"

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 20/02/2026

Done: (Brian I love you, please don't C&D me)

Drawing of a box of tablet medicine

JortsHorse
(PostHarder)
Social Media

30 Tablets
0oz

Caption:
Provides withdrawal dopamine when no one likes your DERANGED posts.

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 20/02/2026

It would _completely_ change the intended context, sure, but this political cartoon by @mcfadden could _easily_ be edited into an absolute Jorts banger Doesn't hurt that the tabs look like the old style 1mg Estrace...

Political cartoon.
Mockup of the TrumpDrugs site with a fake product listing

Postadone
Social Media
Replacement

30 Tablets
0oz

Caption:
Provides withdrawal dopamine when no one likes your DERANGED posts

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/02/2026

"A shrimp fried this rice?" ✋ "A shrimp fucked this cabbage?" 👈

Buffet placard for a Chinese dish with English mistranslation that reads "The shrimp fucks the cabbage"

A more accurate translation would be:
stir fried cabbage with dried shrimp

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 18/02/2026

@superviviansunshine We all know it's probably never happening, specifically because the brand would have to officially sign off on their trademarks being used, but a gal can hope 🤞🤞

[Twitter Screenshot]

Katsuhiro Harada
@Harada_TEKKEN
Ok, I will only ask once about this request. Why do some communities send me requests for "Waffle House"? Please be sure to explain the basis for the request, including the original story, history and background. I look forward to an explanation from someone who knows more.

Troast @backendtechdev- Mar 30, 2024 Replying to @Harada TEKKEN Mr harada
can you please add this stage to Tekken 8 please
[Photo of a Waffle House at night]
3:37 AM - Mar 30, 2024 from Minato-ku, Tokyo - 124M Views

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 07/02/2026

Sick of all these fake fans, man Bet they can't even name a single Napalm Death song off the top of their heads

FINANCIAL TIMES
Opinion Outlook
Grindcore is the new hustle culture

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/02/2026

[Fruit Fly Situation Update] 🖼

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Ann Annas @ananas.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/01/2026

@catbus.phd Remember when Jacobin refused to say anything negative about Charlie Kirk and then chastised anyone who did but The Nation of all places ran an article about how he was a piece of shit? I remember

Twitter screenshot:

TWINKDEFCON @twinkdefcon - 4h
JACOBIN (RADICAL SOCIALIST): T-the " destabilizing influence of political violence puts a-all of us at risk
THE NATION (SENSIBLE LIBERAL): SHOULDA DUCKED .

The Nation & @thenation - 1d
Charlie Kirk was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct....

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