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Amos Posner

@amosposner.bsky.social
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Writer, director, occasional actor, Badger, New Yorker.

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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 1h
Per usual we get a coat of performative dumbassery painted on a handout to a crony.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 15h
Andrew Benintendi, the most whelming player in baseball.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 15h
So good
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 16h
Sportsball people will never appreciate the lush cultural pleasure of watching Jerry Jones eat shit on primetime television.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18h
jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 17h
On Supreme Court term limits: Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.” Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh."
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 17h
Sorry, but with the haircut and dye job, Jeremy Strong as Mark Zuckerberg looks like Ben Stiller as Simple Jack.
Jeremy Strong as Zuckerberg
Ben Stiller as Simple Jack
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 22h
Quite an approach!
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 22h
If they didn't want people to bully Claude, maybe they shouldn't have given it the name Claude.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 22h
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 22h
So many big budget music video directors successfully made the leap to significant feature film careers and Joseph Kahn didn't. What happens in Hollywood is far from always meritocratic, but sometimes it absolutely is.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 23h
Wife: Did you order from that sketchy Turkish place again while I was out of town, even though it's made you sick three times in the last two years? Me: No, I... uh... cheated on you.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Instead of talking about "purity tests" for Democratic candidates, we should talk about bare minimum tests. Throwing trans people under the bus like this is falling far below a bare minimum moral and political standard.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I seem to recall a Jodie Foster quote from years ago when she talked about how people told her she could hire others to do things like walk her dog or cook her meals and she wondered why she would want to opt out of doing the basic activities of human life if she didn't need to.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Post online about how they've successfully gamed their way out of humanity, apparently.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One of my evergreen rhetorical questions for Trump supporters is "Why don't you want things to be less stupid than this?"
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Moved my coffee to my leash hand to get this picture and in so doing captured the reason my coffee went flying out of my hand a moment later
A small black and tan husky mix in the foreground eyes a squirrel in the not so distant background
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Representation in art is important
A small black and tan husky mix stands next to a very similarly shaped dog statue
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My oldest and youngest nephews root for the Yankees. My middle nephew does not (he roots for the Marlins, don't ask, won't/can't answer). The *second* the Yankees' season ended, he sent a link to this tweet to the group chat with his brothers.
Jess Passan tweeting "Giancarlo Stanton is young, handsome and rich. So why do all his friends feel sorry for him? His joke of a franchise:." in 2013 when Giancarlo Stanton was on the Marlins.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Kalshi traders are currently forecasting--" Shut up, shut up, a thousand times shut up. Professional sports leagues should all be keeping great distance from gambling platforms, but to have a broadcaster for the MLB playoffs casually reference one is an extremely high level of absolutely not.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My 20-year old and 15-year old nephews are Yankee fans. Their middle brother is not. In the group chat, he said, "Fried missed the birth of his child to give up that home run."
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can't remember the last time a hitter looked so immediately positive he'd hit a home run as Victor Mesa Jr. looked just now.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kids, there's nothing as magical as playoff baseball. Now our team doesn't get to play until after your bedtime, but I'm sure one day you'll nevertheless develop a lifelong fondness for it that makes you stay up past 1 am to watch on a Wednesday.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
more business owners need to be like this
Coldstuff Ice-cream • Follow

I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
John Urschel has his CV on his MIT professor page and if you scroll past 7 pages of his mathematics achievements and awards and theorems and theses it says, briefly, "former NFL (American) football player" math.mit.edu/~urschel/job...
math.mit.edu
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So much of time spent doing voiceover is actually time spent looking up how to pronounce diseases.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The story about Bernadette Greene-Placentia, the Arizona Congressional candidate, is gut wrenching. Whatever the Michael Traceys of the world have to say about it, please don't share it. It's enraging enough already without hearing from people who enrage for attention.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 07/10/2026
I’ve seen some complaints that the four baseball games today start too close to each other and I disagree, they should start at the same time with Jason Benetti broadcasting them all NFL RedZone style
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was not prepared for the monster at the end of this post.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I ran a website that gave teens advice on how to commit suicide I would go to jail
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
First of all, we're gonna win. Second, Dems need new leadership. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants us to turn the page on the Nazi takeover of America and I think we can do better for the future of our country than forgive and forget the Nazis. It's a moral imperative.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bus driver got into a shouting match with a passenger he didn't want to let off (???) and is now muttering himself so loud the whole bus can hear. we're about to go across the bridge so if this is the last you hear from me, remember me as a really tall guy
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the good news is that only a tiny fraction of this will actually be used to oppose abortion, because they’re actually looting the government and giving the cash to their friends
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When I walk by with a sandwich
A small black and tan husky mix laying under a bookshelf looks up in interest
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You’re making me wish people got a receipt when they were blocked stating a reason.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nothing adds drama to playoff baseball like one broadcaster clearly getting under the skin of another in the booth.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII
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season of the bitch @m01r4.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if you aren’t otherwise familiar, bobby kotick is the guy who drank an employee’s breast milk out of the office fridge.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Will Arnett. Now there’s a guy who doesn’t turn down a check.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was one of four people in my screening of Rules Don't Apply when it came out, and each of us was there alone. I regret not trying to befriend them.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I laughed so, so hard at this.
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Farewell to Eva Marie Saint, the sharpest and sexiest of the Hitchcock blondes who got to wear one of the best dresses in cinema history
Full shot of Eva Marie Saint in NORTH BY NORTHWEST wearing the red roses dressSide mid shot of Eva Marie Saint in NORTH BY NORTHWEST wearing the red roses dress, sharing a drink with Cary GrantThe open back of the red roses dress
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 06/10/2026
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The body pillow he acted opposite in 30 Rock gave him more to work with.
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Amos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The kind of clip that makes you shudder to imagine the takes they *didn’t* use.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Running for governor of Iowa but lives in Kansas and campaigns in Nebraska. Also his running mate is a literal pig thief. My favorite candidate of the cycle.
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