Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I think this might be our first inflatable press secretary… 5285
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Never trust the media!!! The same guy who sells you oatmeal may try to blackmail you into staying with the firm… 5506
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I’m one more vodka and tonic from posting booby pics… 2343
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I hire a sky writer to fly over Mar-a-Lago… 0193
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“No granola-eatin’, peace freak, bearded liberals in our Christian Nation!” -Li’l Peter Kegsbreath 2213
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Still struggling to find a scarier and more evil Halloween costume… 3416
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When you start wondering if selling your soul to the devil was a good idea… 7260
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Bill Murray takes Phillies to the postseason for 5th year in a row! 020
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Mmm-mmmm! Juiced Kashi! Sounds delish!!! 131
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I always forget about the First Amendment’s “Friendliness Doctrine”… 1121
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Soooo, wait one minute… This here gun-totin’, Bible-thumpin’, holier-than-thou, high school dropout, divorced, and grandmother at 36-years-old… Is not as upstanding as we thought?!?? 3172
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“And also in my Trumphal Arch, I will have snipers and drones and rockets and stuff, BECAUSE I WILL NEVER LEAVE! And I will have a hibernation pod to be launched into the future and save the world again!” -djt 070
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“I am proud to announce that I will be violating the U.S. Constitution again!” 47221
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This one’s cute if you’re afraid of spiders AND clowns… 1334
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026BREAKING: Trump declares Arc of Triumph be called the Arc of Travesty in honor of his multiple defeats in Iran and inability to solve the Ukraine war because he’s sucking up to a dictator and fighting against NATO. 0112
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Don’t worry folks! Witkoff and Kushner are on the job!!! Making peace in the Middle East and resolving the war in Ukraine. (And definitely not making business deals on their own behalf.) 2143
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Lookin’ good, cowboy! Hahahahahahaha! Idiot! 4201
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Look, if you’re jealous of another man’s ballroom… Maybe just change your pants? 1113
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What was we ranked in edgacation, tho? 020
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026How does it feel to be the most hated man in the world? 2171
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Why are people upset that Trump has a new fluffer?!? 2151
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Butterflies in Shenandoah National Park. 140
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Trump exploring his options for new Press Secretary… 1132
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026So many options for Trump’s new press secretary… 55211
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Favorite movie! Great scene! And amazing story that came from a middle schooler who helped vindicate the captain of the Indianapolis. 040
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Trump explains to Olympians that their medals will never compare to winning the FIFA Peace Prize… 1185
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Mommy keeps popping back in to feed he little ones… 1181
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026He’s really become the big, dumb oaf he always looked like. 2291
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026It appears that Trump has found his new Hope Hicks… 4131
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026“When I lie to two friends, and you lie to two friends, and so on, and so on…” 3101
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Donald will man the Hormuz tollbooth personally! 0111
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026There’s a lot of beauty in rural America too… 071
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Hmmmm, maybe there’s more crime where you have more dense populations? But oddly, when you look at crime RATES, there’s a lot of deep purple in the red states… 000
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026When you want to travel angrily, and be hated around the world… The Donald Trump passport. 3212
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Maybe Jeanine Pirro can charge the idiot who vandalized the White House… 1212
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Maybe Jeanine Pirro can charge the idiot who vandalized the White House… 081
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Nothing says Americans aren’t greedy, arrogant assholes more than Italy’s U.S. Ambassador touring the Italian coast in his private $450 million, 384-foot yacht. 0174
Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Hegseth thinks low altitude flyovers are as cool as when he peeled out in his Z-28 in the middle school parking lot. 4181