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@amirrowaichi.bsky.social
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fan of cats, cooking, beer and increasingly mark corriganesque non-fiction

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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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corpsepaint boothoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Arrested development:
Well did it work for those people?
No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but...
but it might work for us.
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amir @amirrowaichi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you’re interested in current affairs and not reading @nickbryantoz.bsky.social’s History Never Ended, you’re missing out. This latest piece in my inbox on journalism in the age of AI is great historyneverended.substack.com/p/in-defence...
historyneverended.substack.com
In defence of human journalism
My industry at a time of AI.
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amir @amirrowaichi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
See also San Pellegrino, or Tory Tango
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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I was 15 my boyfriend at the time said when we were cuddling, "I wish we could lie here forever". I am now 43 and I regularly think, god we would still be lying there now how boring.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Liar. Small boat crossings peaked under Johnson in 2022 reaching 46,000 in 2022. In current year they are 18,565 and falling. Also prior to Boris Johnson's Brexit there were none.
It's a disaster, and it can all be traced to
Labour ideology. Burnham has no mandate
from the people. He has no real ideas, and
no plan,

Johnson on X
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amir @amirrowaichi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to this anti fascist rally in Manchester today. It felt good to see some positivity
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my brilliant colleague @robertshrimsley.bsky.social on the threat from Elon Musk’s X platform www.ft.com/content/f270...
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amir @amirrowaichi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can tame her
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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amir @amirrowaichi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy ninth anniversary to the Princess Diana well dressing if you’re celebrating. #OnThisDayInHistory #OhMate #PrincessOfAreHarts #WithTheAngles
The 2017 Chesterfield well dressing of Princess Diana with MASSIVE HAIR and disconcerting teeth.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let me tell you a story about how top-end menswear retail transformed over the last hundred years. 🧵
Fiorinamarietta on Threads writes: "The death of department stores as an EXPERIENCE needs to be studied. You used to be able to buy a dress, have lunch, get your hair done, smell every perfume in existence and leave carrying beautifully wrapped boxes. Shopping used to be an event."
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amir @amirrowaichi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Man Walking Sadly in Barren Landscape
ALT: Man Walking Sadly in Barren Landscape
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amir @amirrowaichi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Makes the train singalong back to Sligo from Hagstravaganza feel a little bittersweet though.
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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 11/09/2026
Bayeux tapestry? More like Bayeux case of delicious beers at pilotbeer.co.uk right! Right?
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When I was about 10 years old I thought I would be able to walk on water if I put arm bands round my ankles and jumped in. Turned upside down in the pool with my feet poking out. Dad had to jump in and save me.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“I ate his liver with some fava beans and a GOTTLE O’ GEER”
Anthony Hopkins and a ventriloquists dummy.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet
“We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED.”
Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So much love for the Armando Iannucci Shows. Odd how everyone's so much younger 25 years ago. Great writing, by him of course, and by @andyrileyish.bsky.social and Kevin Cecil. The whole thing's a muster station for the socially awkward, the imposter syndromers. YES. www.channel4.com/programmes/t...
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The Armando Iannucci Shows
Armando's surreal 2001 comedy series that confronts our feelings and fears
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amir @amirrowaichi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Went to @strinesnightingale.bsky.social for Nestival this weekend. Two days of wonderfully artistic, creative people and loads of laughs. Absolutely delighted to get my portrait done by @jontofski.bsky.social and see him and @feltmistress.bsky.social chatting to Andy Votel
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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Many years ago I thought mixing cream into a setting strawberry jelly would make a nice creamy desert for the then toddlers. And meat-baby was born. For the same toddlers 17th birthday, they’ve asked that I make another one…
A strawberry jelly with curdled cream set into it in the shape of a happy sloth. The curdled mixture has set to look just like shiny meat.
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amir @amirrowaichi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not a great name, which probably didn’t help. It’s a brilliant show though
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Matthew Curtis @totalcurtis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This article is now paywall free so everyone can have a gander
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amir @amirrowaichi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
New Geestie Boys album just dropped
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Going to tell my grandkids this was Daft Punk
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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 05/08/2026
WE NEED A BREWER pilotbeer.co.uk/jobs
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
For at least twenty years, in every hotel I've stayed in, if there's a Bible I've signed it 'Cheers for believing, all the best, Jesus'. As a full-time touring musician it's well past the thousand mark by now.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Corn **
@upblissed
damn yall fuckin suck
PHILOGYNIST. @MichelleMonage3 • 22h
I was part of a suicide prevention support group when the year began and yesterday we lost another member bo
there was 18 of us and now
there's only 5 remaining
10:25 PM • 10/17/22 • Twitter for iPhone
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3,151 Likes
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Beer Today @beertoday.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Seven of Macclesfield’s best independent venues are to host a guest brewery for a tap takeover on Saturday, 15th August, as the Macc Party Beer Trail comes to town. It all gets under way at noon beertoday.co.uk/2026/07/28/m... #beer #beernews @trackbrewingco.bsky.social
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All you need to know about the Macc Party Beer Trail - Beer Today
Seven of Macclesfield's best independent venues are to host a guest brewery for a tap takeover on 15th August, as the Macc Party Beer Trail comes to town
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amir @amirrowaichi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That’s for 2028
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Dearie me
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
As it’s 17 July, it must be... yes, of course: 46th anniversary of Texan millionaire Jack Grimm’s first expedition to discover the location of the wreck of the Titanic. He did not succeed, but then one of the methods he tried was a monkey trained to point at a map 🧵
A large, middle-aged man with thinning white hair and dark, bristling eyebrows, wearing a suit and tie, holds up a shiny metal model of the Titanic mounted on a wooden base
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that
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amir @amirrowaichi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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amir @amirrowaichi.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Presumably using a ouija board
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Here is my dad’s Sean Connery joke: “Q: What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? A: Sean Connery died on the 31st of October 2020 and is therefore unlikely to attend any future sporting events”.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Doctor Trivago
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amir @amirrowaichi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I do the same, bought stuff off eBay cheaper than renting a digital download. And libraries stock more of this stuff than one might realise, completely free!
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 25/06/2026
pronouncing banger like danger
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’m not saying the debate in the U.K. has moved to the right, but Ed Miliband is basically seen as Pol Pot for aiming for a climate target first agreed to by…I think Theresa May’s government? Definitely Johnson’s. And this chat is going on during the middle of a record-breaking heatwave
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
You do the math! (you do the monster math)
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I used to work there. One letter said “if you were not fictional, I would marry you”
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amir @amirrowaichi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It’s Erling Haaland
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