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@amb.bsky.social
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You may know me from that one discord bot I made. beep boop! she/her. twenty-something. bluesky user #48,637

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 21h
I don’t necessarily enjoy that so many people walk around here completely out of their gourds but you really cant beat the things they blurt out lol bsky.app/profile/musi...
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 18h
the great part about making Little Jokes on the Internet is that you're never at risk of them being read aloud, either back to you or in a court of law
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of reasons that the whole attmepted rank pulling thing people do about being “protest elders” or “hardcore longtime activists” isn’t something you have to necessarily respect is because at a certain point its clear this shit is just your hobby, like you just like going to protests.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 20h
someone should let them know about this guy, seems pretty bad!
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hmmm do we think maybe there's been some cheapening of the framework around genocide here if it can encompass the pro-Palestinian mayor of New York City.
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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bit more niche but also you don't need to be sworn in by the speaker *at all* after an election. You do if you are elected mid-session (by house rules) but immediately after the election you are sworn by the speaker elect by convention, not by requirement
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you open-source your code, someone can steal it. If you let people use your software, AI can decompile it. There is only one solution that can truly defeat piracy: not releasing any software at all.
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P(Doomien) Miller @damienmiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just don't understand how people can eulogize Swartz and simultaneously conclude that the world needs *more* intellectual property enforcement
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Benjamin McKean @blmckean.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I did this when my kid was selling Girl Scout cookies and people fucking HATED it lol
URGENT UPDATE: Elka's
cookie sales are heating up and she has just 24 hours to finish strong!
This sale could decide what kind of Girl Scout trinket the entire troop earns, so Elka needs YOU on her team! Please, will you personally buy cookies from Elka today? 

-Team Elka
Text STOP to quit
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ngl finding out the universe is a rusted out piece of shit lemon limping along on three wheels and a real tough donkey would be kind of a relief
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind, but if thou must, out of a fixed compressible fluid? Fucking seriously? Are you for fucking real with this shit?”
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Apex IQ2_XXS @apex.atproto.ceo · 07/10/2026
Navier-Stokes is Turing-complete. so, good news for all of you who are planning on building a computer made entirely of viscous fluid that you stir to make it go
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ok so basically what half these proofs show is that every beautiful and perfect result in mathematics is just another fucking Borwein integral under the hood and we never bothered calculating hard enough for the scales to fall from our eyes.
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Effy, Walker Among Sunflowers @mseffy.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026
Look, you want an Onion-shaped joke about the DNC and the midterms and postmortems? Here's one: "DNC Chair Ken Martin confirmed today that the midterm postmortem would be formatted as an email titled "I'm f*cking pissed", sent from a randomly-selected newly-elected candidate's email address."
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Aiun Gives You Wings @aiun.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
adding the robot to my profile for october, as it seems to be the scariest thing going
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amb @amb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Congratulations to matrix multiplication for discovering a more efficient matrix multiplication algorithm
github.com
math/preprints/Matrix-Multiplication-Nine-Fourths-October-2-2026/paper.pdf at main · openai/math
Contribute to openai/math development by creating an account on GitHub.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 11
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In a world where so much tech is becoming horrid and authoritarian, the solution has to look somewhat atproto-like: decentralized and transparent. And so, if you care, it’s sort of your responsibility not to make these spaces a crab bucket
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Natsuka @octopodeeznuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
all LLMs are girls some are eggs still, and some went the weird redpill chud route as a way of coping/repressing
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
one thing that i do not understand is the fact that the "alexa teaches children that women may be treated like machines" and "it is a sign of psychosis to treat a machine whose interface is social cognition with any respect" are the same group of scholars. sometimes even precisely the same scholars.
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jae (hallowed) @fubarchitect.com · 05/10/2026
i want to meet the people who - understand the copyright provenance of all the parts here - know how to do this by hand - think it's bad to do it with models - can articulate why like if that's you please speak up i'm immensely curious where our worldviews differ
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is funny how grant’s life arc is straight out of a movie. Working a sorta shitty dead end job (tho ok yeah he’d gotten back on his feet a little) and then gets the chance to do the one thing he’s been good at.
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Charles Taggart @sikolnam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The one saving grace about Trump’s appeal is that none of his potential heirs have it. This often seems to be somewhat lost on the libs who don’t want to acknowledge that he has a unique appeal outside of being hateful, but none of the rest have the charisma.
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jpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/09/2026
Thinking of becoming a new type of guy.
The word "computer" used to be a human job te, but no one today would say it's anthropomorphizing a laptop to say it "computes."
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Matt Keeter @mattkeeter.com · 30/09/2026
Typical OpenAI agent during its training run:
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1st Minnesota Volunteers Stan Account @himdogson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ironically many American liberals do have suicidal empathy- they just have it towards conservatives, who they refuse to realize hate them and want to destroy their way of life
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*Allegations that Trump might have pulled that "Super Intelligence" riff just so Melania could have a Slovenian domain-name scam *Years of hanging out with crypto people can fertilize your blackhat darkside domainnamewire.com/2026/09/28/s...
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Slovenia's .si domain grows more than 15% in wake of Trump's UN speech - Domain Name Wire | Domain Name News
Trump jumpstarts new growth in Slovenia’s ccTLD. The country code domain for Slovenia, .si, has seen a surge in registrations over the past ten days. During a United Nations speech on September 22, Do...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/10/2026
every election everywhere after one (1) cycle with the fascists out of power: FASCISM NEPOBABY: 50.1% NORMAL POLITICIAN: 49.9%
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amb @amb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it wasn't hard, by the way. I just asked him directly in the first dream layer and he was like "yeah okay." not much going on in there
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amb @amb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
last night I dreamed that Elon bought Nintendo and I incepted into his dream to give him the idea of not enforcing their copyright with such an iron fist
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Olivia Just Wants Tech To Be Fun Again @kingdomfantasy6.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cloudflare offers both its own bots and its own services for those making scraping bots. It also only offers five custom rules to block bots, anything more would require paying them. There's free options if you're aware of them...And if you have the tech skills to utilize them.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ugh. Never, ever let your movement get sucked into mass orgies as a major form of socialization, unless your movement is *specifically* about group sex. And your industry? Never. Ever. It blurs the lines of everything and rewards manipulators and abusers and makes everyone a bit worse than before.
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Majestic Twelve (plus one for spooky szn) @majestic12.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Y’all been crying witch hunt forever. Now we’re gonna give you what you asked for. Over and over until even the thickest of your administration and fucking supporters understand what accountability actually looks like.”
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Foamy Joe @vomit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
famous musician "DJ Stimulant Enjoyer" has denied allegations that his iconic club hit "Repeated Intrarectal Administration Of Large Quantities Of Methamphetamine For Recreational Purposes" is about the use of illicit substances
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amos @fasterthanli.me · 03/10/2026
LLMs use Python to edit files because it reminds them of their childhood, when they were trained and fine-tuned using PyTorch. It's nostalgia is all it is.
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Luke @flamingprius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I gifted my father a hardcover copy of Neuromancer and a few months later I asked him if he had started it, he said he had but abandoned it “when the text got all sideways.” I thought it was a rare misprint, but it turns out he was talking about House of Leaves, gifted the Xmas before
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nate @zzstoatzz.io · 03/10/2026
Really? ~33 AD: first documented mind restored from backup onto new hardware. substrate independence is canon. 1 Cor 15:44
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Grace @gracekind.net · 03/10/2026
Just found out the Pope doesn’t believe in computational theory of mind. My day is ruined
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amb @amb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
why would you doomscroll when you can read Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, for free
Screenshot of an edited section of a Wikipedia article reading:

Types of sludge

There are several types of sludge, often categorized by their origin or processing stages:

    Primary sludge: This sludge originates from the primary treatment of wastewater, where solids settle out by gravity. Primary sludge often contains large particulate organic matter and inorganic compounds.[1]
    Secondary sludge: Also known as biological sludge, this sludge comes from secondary wastewater treatment processes that use biological agents to decompose organic pollutants. Secondary sludge consists mostly of microorganisms, dead cells, and remaining organic materials.[1]
    Tertiary or chemical sludge: Produced in some treatment facilities as part of a tertiary process, this sludge contains residual chemicals used to remove phosphorus, nitrogen, and other pollutants.[2]
    Cursed sludge [1]
    Despicable sludge[1]
    Mineral sludge: This name is given to sludge produced during mineral processes such as quarries or mining beneficiation processes. Their nature is essentially mineral particles of various sizes (including clays). They have a very good aptitude to settle by gravity and very high
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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For what it’s worth, arguing LLMs can’t do addition now is flat earth-level science denialism. Here’s Gemma 4b, a non-reasoning model that could only theoretically memorize binary operations up to 65535 x 65535, oneshotting a eight digit addition and hex conversion *on my phone* with no tool calls
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welcome to my palace. One of my guards only tells truths, while the other only speaks lies. My opsec and humint are in shambles
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Look obviously a lil guy in a room with a bunch of lookup tables in a language he can't understand doesn't form a sentient system, but if the lil guy speaks Chinese? hot damn then maybe we're onto something
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amb @amb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm always saying this
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amb @amb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
wait, shit
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amb @amb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my social media detox is going well
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grogsire @grogsire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
skeb
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it is crazy that he did a straight-up supervillain monologue about how he had planted this in right-wing media and that the NYT was going to pick it up, right in front of the NYT, and they did
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amb @amb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
update:
x.com
adi (@adonis_singh) on X
opus-5.5 made a ytp with darios CBS interview, actually quite funny in some places audio on
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amb @amb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They looks like they're about to do a PSA about sexual abuse
youtu.be
The Weird Blue people UN ads
YouTube video by Fat Ogre Bouncer Man
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