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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026

ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Bro you got angry birds’d. Your mean green pig ass got knocked off the level with the physics. Bro

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that alfonso guy @alzaps.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

They definitely have their money too lol. But "self-important" is right, it's all just so proud of itself

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that alfonso guy @alzaps.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I think one of the worst things to happen in games has been the Houser brothers being convinced that their writing is good

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that alfonso guy @alzaps.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I went back to it for the first time since release and it was borderline unplayable. It just keeps interrupting the levels with bad cutscenes, Rockstar just hates letting people play a game

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that alfonso guy @alzaps.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

You just devalued essays as uncreative work and as something an AI could do well enough to be published, why should anyone want to read yours then?

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Charlotte Weatherill @ckweatherill.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The point isn't to produce essays, it's to teach students how to think for fuck's sake. The minute you automate that, it's over. You might as well close the course. Which they're also doing. This is an attack on learning, and everyone is just shrugging.

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I believe we can still create the world they envisioned if we work together.

Sora and Mario handshake from Smash trailer

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

me completely unprompted at thanksgiving this year

Mamdani saying Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal

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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 18/07/2026

Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I'm a little proud of dogged American dirtbag ingenuity and hubris that makes it baffling to a lot of us that you can't make a cheap AC unit work in almost* any building w/ common and cheap materials which is a large factor in their ubiquity in many places here where they probably shouldn't be.

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nige 'dear ratboy' @niall.codes · 20/06/2026

That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

We will have a socialist president and he will build a plaza-style skatepark on the White House lawn as god intended

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that alfonso guy @alzaps.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Fir a Jeff Rosenstock fan, I knew you were a real one

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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 07/04/2026

"Schumer takes no action" will be on his tombstone

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Imagine you're slipping the surly bonds of Earth and touching the face of God but then you have to get on the phone to listen to a child molester ramble about how Bette Midler is nasty

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/11/2025

current internal mental debate: There's Still A Way We Can Coexist In One Country With Sociopathically Selfish Evangelicals vs No We Can't

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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Personally, I think the idea that all women should be measured by the failures of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris is actually a sort of sexist doomerism.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"

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emily north @north0fnorth.tgirl.gay · 30/10/2025

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

ahh hes just a dumb kid who wait a second hold up

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

“I don’t know what’s going on and nobody does” is such a telling thing to throw in there. I think everyone knows exactly what’s going on? Also why would your dad send you a hundred texts saying the same thing

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I will say that I find it weird that a lot of people are like "this is the moment that will tip us into violence" when a Minnesota politician was assassinated in her home 2 months ago and someone literally shot Trump in the head last year. how exactly is charlie kirk the tipping point

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point

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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere

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grim @gothgamernation.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

That we have a cinematic universe with two scumbag grifters presented as heroes is distinctly American 🐀

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh

Appraiser touching a coat. Caption: coat that if touched loses all value $0-$0

Model plane. Caption: plane from when people were smaller $22,000-$30,000 (in big people money)

A mirror in which you can see the photographer. Caption: photographer trapped in mirror. $5,000-$6,000

Appraiser and man both laughing, looking at some weird bowls. Caption: bowls that make you laugh $350-$500

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