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Alucard 🍉

@aluzarek.bsky.social
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Massive tired nerd. He/Him, 20. AI profiles and images are blocked on site. 💙 my love @dancingmacabre

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void 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @meakashihen.blacksky.app · 22/03/2026
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🍌 Cig @ MCM LONDON OCT 2P16 @cigardoesart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OCTOBER 4th 1986 #umineko #cigart
Postcard style artwork of characters from Umineko with the text 'Welcome to Rokkenjima'. Battler is being annoyed by a seagull as Jessica laughs, in the background Shannon is trying to stop Maria from burying George fully in the sand.
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🔞 Boo!-elle🏳️‍⚧️ (Read Undertakers!) @ghostigummi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 23/07/2024
bug bunny, in a tux with a tear on one cheek, next to text that says "I wish all my internet friends who disappeared without a trace one day a very pleasant I hope you're still alive"
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Chris Gardiner @chrisgardiner.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Essentially, I think that LLM-generated dialogue only makes sense if you believe that the product of writing is words. But the product of writing isn't words, any more than the product of justice is prisoners, or the product of love is weddings. The product of writing is meaning.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 21/01/2025
The most powerful words you can say right now to these fascist bastards is: "No, make me." They cannot actually be everywhere and enforce their fascist policies. They rely on fear to do the job of governing for them. By refusing to comply, you make their means of compliance ineffective.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
BREAKING: The National Treasury Employees Union is suing the Trump administration. They're suing over Trump's "schedule F" order that that makes it easier to fire career federal workers. The union's president says, “This order is about administering political loyalty tests."
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Coincidentally I watched a clip of Laura Dern warmly talking about David Lynch drawing designs on napkins at bobs big boy and then a clip of David Cross working on a movie with Jim Belushi and trying to get an autograph on behalf of a sick child’s mother and Jim Belushi going “is she gonna blow me?”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/01/2025
we had a great 8 years of it being acceptable to be publicly queer but the right tapped into their hysteria and are trying to push us back decades. this is why the left warned of relying on rainbow capitalism because their support was about profit above all else. the solution is for us to not hide
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Chuds be like.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.
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Steve BOOSwood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Wait, I’m sorry…if the truck blows up, it locks you in?
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speedoru.bsky.social @speedoru.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
reposting last years PPF christmas!
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
admirer: WoW... You ARE A HUNK 
hunk, crying: YEAH... A HUNK OF SHIT *TRANSFORMER NOISES*
*hunk morphs into huge pile of shit*
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
In the final minutes of It's a Wonderful Life, George Bailey gets to see what the world would look like if it was ruled by a malicious megalomaniac with no empathy and no concern beyond increasing his own personal wealth. Thank goodness that'll never happen.
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Sam I Am @samiam2.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Just finished watching Home Alone. My dad passed a couple days after Christmas a short few years back. We would always watch that movie around Christmas. He was big into slapstick comedy like me. I think my allergies started acting up while chopping onions towards the end. Enjoy the ones you love💙
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
A federal judge has struck down key parts of an Arkansas law that would have allowed criminal charges against librarians and booksellers for providing so-called “harmful” materials to minors
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Arkansas Law Criminalizing Librarians Ruled Unconstitutional
A federal judge has struck down key parts of an Arkansas law that would have allowed criminal charges against librarians and booksellers for providing so-called “harmful” materials to minors.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
guy on phone, dog laying nearby:ΥEAΗ ΤΗE VASECTOMY WENT GREAT OF COURSE I STILL HAVE MY BALLS HA HA *dog is increasingly aware of the conversation* YEAH IT'S ACTUALLY A FAIRLY SIMPLE PROCEDURE. I FEEL GREAT
*later that night, dog suffocates man in bed with pillow*
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
One of the great questions starting Jan 21 is how will Elon and Donald communicate? Trump is all phone. Nothing in writing. Elon isn't going to take 10+ calls a day. I wouldn't be surprised if more than half their communications are via posts on Truth Social and X Literally.
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CarrieT 🗽 ⚖️ 🇺🇸 🐶 📚 🛩 🌏 🐘 🗳 ⛩️ 😆 🎶 🪙 🤷‍♀️ @uclabruin1998.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Good morning, Bluesky Friends! 🗽💙 🌊
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/12/2024
when you have anti-DEI proponents openly going after black military officers for recruiting from HBCUs and suing schools for their black and Hispanic enrollment *even after the schools ended any racial preferences* then the only honest label for these people is "segregationist"
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Project: Eden's Garden @projedensgarden.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Ch1's Deadly Life + Trial is currently PREMIERING! Warning, it WILL contain spoilers from Daily life. Any spoilers will be tagged under #EdensGardenCh1 LINK BELOW! __ #EdensGardenGame #danganronpa
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — A judge says Missouri’s abortion ban isn't enforceable under new amendment, ensuring legal abortions in the state.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/12/2024
The continuing resolution axed by Elon and co included a SNAP benefits extension. Now that it won't get passed soon, families will literally be going hungry during the holidays because of the world's richest man.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
if they implemented universal healthcare i wonder how many people in the US would instantly leave their shitty abusive job that they're holding onto for the benefits, and would it be enough to make executives jump out of windows
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/12/2024
I really don't think anyone understands just how bad it is that the world's wealthiest man, who bankrolled the incoming president, is an open neo nazi supporter. He's capable of inflicting so much damage with no means of holding him accountable.
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
My long yeah boy ever
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
The world's richest man managed to take $190 million away from a *child cancer research center* with his posts yesterday. Funding now stripped in the new bill.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 18/12/2024
Congress has passed the NDAA, which contained a provision banning the coverage of gender affirming care for the children of active duty military. This is the first anti-LGBTQ bill to pass congress in almost 3 decades but certainly won't be the last. This will be Biden's legacy.
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Basically the only way they can make "mass deportation" work without collapsing the economy is to not actually deport people, hold them in concentration camps, and compel them to work as slave labor. Which I assume is their plan.
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
This feels like one of the definitely moments of the government funding saga today. Congressman openly and straightforwardly bowing to Elon.
Rep Dan bishop saying 'good enough for me.' in response to elon saying the continuing resolution shouldn't pass.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 19/12/2024
Please do not lose the ability to identify bullshit when you see it. There is enormous pressure right now to pretend bullshit is not bullshit, and that pressure will only increase with each passing day. Please fight that, if only in your own mind, so you do not deceive yourself.
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Sadie Hartmann (Mother Horror) @sadiehartmann.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Libraries are so cute. Please get the Libby and Hoopla app on your phone and the Kanopy app for your TV. It makes the libraries so happy and you can access books, movies, magazines, audiobooks, tv shows, and joy. YOU GET FREE JOY
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/12/2024
society is completely cooked lol
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 18/12/2024
men will literally kill a healthcare ceo instead of going to therapy that they can't afford because it was out of network wait how does this meme go again?
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
BREAKING: Amazon drivers at a major Atlanta facility have voted unanimously to authorize a strike. They join @teamsters.bsky.social in NYC, Illinois, and California in authorizing strikes at Amazon in the lead up to Christmas — the company's busiest days.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
WE ARE STILL IN THIS. Wipe your tears. This is the difficult business of hope and defying expectation. We do not give up. We run through the tape. Y’all aren’t allowed to throw in the towel until I do. 😉 Big breath. Locked in. Let’s do this.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/12/2024
"We're no longer getting wet in the rain under the umbrella so I guess we don't need the umbrella anymore."
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I don't know how to tell you this, but
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Et tu the Root www.theroot.com/luigi-mangio...
Luigi Mangione Isn't The Brilliant Thirst Trap Y'all
Made Him Out to Be
This cat is being heralded as some type of brilliant rogue vigilante probably because of his looks.
Nah son.
By Madison J. Gray
Published Wednesday 10:59AMFolks (especially white women) are stanning Mangione because he's young and handsome, and I guess "pretty privilege" also applies when you take a mugshot. It makes me think of when serial killer Ted Bundy became a thirst trap for white women. One even went as far as marrying him and having his kid while he was on death row. The medical term for it is hybristophilia and it's basically an attraction to really, really bad boys.
But it shouldn't come as a surprise because some of these same white women last month voted for a man who thinks their bodies are government property, but that's a whole other discussion.A picture of a gun with a silencer. The gun is labeled “normal misogyny” and the silencer is labeled “white women.”
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Tiffycat @tiiffycat.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
get friendzoned, idiot #persona5
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 13/12/2024
“States rights” is about to be tested in the 21st century and it’s going to be very ugly
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🎃🧛🏾Vita Ahhhh-yala👻🙀 @definitelyvita.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning
A two panel comic strip.

Panel 1: A light gray human shape (like a thicc stick figure) labelled "THE WEALTHY ELITE" reaches greedily, mouth open in excitement, towards a large floating yellow ball that is labelled "A SECOND GILDED AGE"

Panel 2: same as above, but behind the gray figure (who now has a sweat drop to indicate nervousness on its head) is a VERY large pink blob labelled "THE RETURN OF OUTLAW FOLL HEROES" with one arm wrapped around the gray figure, expression quietly threatening
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Alucard 🍉 @aluzarek.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Even if I didn’t pass most of my finals, they’re blissfully over. All I can do now is brush myself off and try again next semester
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
A Florida woman was charged Tuesday after police said she ended a call with BlueCross BlueShield with the words, “Delay, Deny, Depose. You people are next.” She was charged with threats to conduct a mass shooting or an act of terrorism, and her bond was set at $100,000. www.wfla.com/news/polk-co...
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Lakeland woman threatens insurance company, says ‘Delay, Deny, Depose’: police
A Lakeland woman was charged Tuesday after police said she ended a call to an insurance company with the words, “Delay, Deny, Depose.”
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