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Mark Stevens

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Slight or moderate, occasionally rough. Showers. Good.

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Welsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sir Paul McCartney was spotted in Prestatyn today. Apparently, he's enjoying a long weekend in Talacre in his auntie's old caravan.
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happened across this last night. Please ignore the youthful Phillip Schofield and the hilariously inept auto-subtitles and enjoy Jah Wobble's Invaders of the Heart and Sinead O'Connor.
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Jah Wobble - Visions of You (Going Live 1992 BBC Children's TV)
YouTube video by magus26
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time I hear a mention of Tony Blair, this is the image that pops into my head.
War criminal Tony Blair.
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Mrs Frog @musettedutour.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Stage 11 Cartagena to Lorca - Plan Brennan working out a treat #lavueltamunecas #couchpeloton #sbscycling #LaVuelta2026
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Mrs Frog @musettedutour.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Stage 13 Almuñécar to Loja - Second to Wout, not too shabby #lavueltamunecas #couchpeloton #sbscycling #LaVuelta2026
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Mrs Frog @musettedutour.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Stage 14 Jaén to Sierra de La Pandera - The weather was a bit too hot for some #lavueltamunecas #couchpeloton #sbscycling #LaVuelta2026
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Mrs Frog @musettedutour.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Stage 15 Palma del Río to Córdoba - That's how you deal with a rock #lavueltamunecas #couchpeloton #sbscycling #LaVuelta2026
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Mrs Frog @musettedutour.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Stage 17 Dos Hermanas to Sevilla - The young Brit will need his other hand if he wins more stages #lavueltamunecas #couchpeloton #sbscycling #LaVuelta2026
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Several days ago, I lost my sunglasses while swimming in the sea. Last night, I discovered that what Neptune taketh, Neptune returneth. Although he keeps one lens, presumably as some kind of tithe or tribute.
A pair of red-framed sunglasses. One lens is missing.
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today in 1839, polymath John Herschel took the first glass plate photograph.
A glass-plate photographic negative showing the mount of a 40-foot telescope. The image shows a latticed structure which appears to be white, against a brown/grey background. Interference or damage has caused discolouration in the lower part of the circular image.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 02/09/2026
“There was not a human soul near. Sad October and her saddest self seemed the only two existences haunting that lane, and yet she smiled, for Jacob's Creek was 25% off with Club card all week”
Tesco of the D'Urbervilles
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The Seldom Seen Kid @seldom-seen-kid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They're all dead, Dave.
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Joe Blair @joezblair.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
From the people who brought you "We want an historically accurate AI The Odyssey" "We want a Christmas Carol where the tight-fisted misanthropic old cunt is the good guy and he just is a cunt to good people The End"
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Today's swim was a bit later than usual, so most of the birdlife had already completed its roost-to-feed commute by the time I got to the water. I did disturb four little egrets, who flew off in a most disgruntled fashion. Twenty metres offshore, a lone herring gull was, however, extremely gruntled.
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A weather app I just looked at says that tomorrow will be 'broken intervals'. What the hell does that mean?
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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A really rather beautiful ghost sign just popped up on Magdalen Street, thus confirming its position as the best street in the city again for yet another year. Early c20th painted and gold foiled glass. Seems it was covered over in the 1960s. It’s been a Chinese chemist for years.
The ladies & gents hairdressers sign on the Golden Dog Lane exposure, which is pretty much intact.The frontage, the glass is cracked in the middle, but still readable and in decent condition. It reads 32 - Hairdressers - George Clapham - Perfumers, in gold leaf on green.Perfumers - 3232 Hairdressers.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Detail from Contradiction.
A scene from A midsummer night dream and a detail of the bewinged creatures in conflict. Highly detailed with a moth/butterfly spread open, its blue and white wings a mockery of sky.
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Gothiron @gothiron.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Well that was all sorts of pleasantly unsettling. Bacchanalian scene, study for Crazy Jane and Columbine.
Three close drawn figures look lasciviously at each other as they drink from a memento mori type cup. Richard DaddA bold staring figure in wisps of clothes dances against the wind. Richard DaddA study sketch of a flowered figure shot with blue admidst the duller tones. They have beautiful eyes. Richard Dadd
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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
[Evil Corp. - Packaging Division] CEO: Oh, Jenkins, you know these smoked salmon packets? Add "Peel Here" in a corner Jenkins: But Sir? There's nothing to peel there CEO: I know! MWAHAHAHAH!
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@variola13.bsky.social Hello you! Did you get my DM?
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Today's early sea swim was tranquil. There was no wind, the water flat calm, the gulls went unhurriedly about their business. Idly floating about a hundred metres out to sea, I could clearly hear the song of a robin on the neighbouring farmland, challenging the new day to do its worst.
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Anybody want to buy 5,000 ‘Pogacar - Vuelta 2026 Winner’ tee-shirts?
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Mrs Frog @musettedutour.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Stage 7 vall d'Alba to Aramón Valdelinares - For Kong & country #lavueltamunecas #couchpeloton #sbscycling #LaVuelta2026
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Mrs Frog @musettedutour.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Stage 6 Alcossebre to Castelló - Settle down Pog, listen to your elders #lavueltamunecas #couchpeloton #sbscycling #LaVuelta2026
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Mrs Frog @musettedutour.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Stage 4 Andorra la Vella to Andorra la Vella - If Pog gets sick of cycling, there's always a career as a Grand Tour guide #lavueltamunecas #couchpeloton #sbscycling #LaVuelta2026
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Mrs Frog @musettedutour.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Stage 2 Monaco to Manosque - Of course it's Plan B that works #lavueltamunecas #couchpeloton #sbscycling #LaVuelta2026
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Mrs Frog @musettedutour.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Stage 1 Monaco to Monaco - When you miss out on a Tissot by 0.09 seconds #lavueltamunecas #couchpeloton #sbscycling #LaVuelta2026
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This lad's having the time of his life.
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is utterly brilliant.
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 26/08/2026
it's important to stay busy
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Until he releases the files, I’m calling the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of Epstein and Lake Ontario is Lake Epstein.
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I remember taping this off Peely back in the olden days. #FallFriday
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The Fall - Hey Luciani
YouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Went for a pre-dawn sea swim. A flock of gulls examined me from their heights, but didn't circle above me like yesterday. Out at sea, a curlew called, with a response from a wood pigeon on land. Away to the east, an orange flame atop an industrial chimney glared at me like Sauron's eye.
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A pound well spent in the charity shop. Percy’s is still shrink wrapped.
Four CDs: Call it Freedom (Dick Gaughan), Band of Joy (Robert Plant) and/or vice-versa, Getaway 4988912 (Reef) and 13 (Blur).
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Nick Young @nickofnz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Adapting to climate change without ending the fossil fuel industry.
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dawn swim: I was thoroughly investigated by a flock of about 100 gulls. Flying, like the other birds at that time of day, towards their breakfast, a few peeled off to circle me. Gradually, the rest altered course and had a look before deciding I was inedible. Managed to lose my glasses in all this.
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Some Bloke in a Hat @someblokeinahat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#InternationalDogDay This pair of happy-go-lucky scamps.
Getting carried away on a beach The winner's enclosure. Teko the terrier looking all happy on a tiny train.Mara the terrier getting all the smells in a tiny train.
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North Clwyd Animal Rescue (NCAR) @ncaranimalrescue.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rosie is an energetic youngster who absolutely loves people and cuddles! She can be slightly nervous when first meeting you but it takes seconds before she is trying to give you big kisses ❤️ More: shorturl.at/z5sDZ #rescuedogs #dogsofbluesky #northwales #northwestengland
Rosie the rescue Cocker Spaniel x Jack Russell.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Using a picture of Kit Harington that makes him look like he’s just been caught naked with a kilo of coke & 6 live chickens in a Ferrari going 120 on the M25
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Elanor @elanorandthearts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
CALLING LONDONERS 📣 My friend has spent FIVE YEARS developing her play—a queer horror story—and she's hardly sold any tickets. She's travelling down from Leeds and I'm devastated 🥺 The Haunting of Verity Evans, The Hope Theatre, 25th–26th August. I hope you'll join me! Please share if you can't!
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Pip's here for a couple of days. She's in season, which makes things interesting.
A beautiful sprocker in several shades of brown.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“What does not kill me makes me stronger,” according to Friedrich Nietzsche, who died on this day in 1900, of finally being strong enough.
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John Williams @worldoftelly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Idly browsing The Stage archive over lunch and this bit of an interview with Brian Glover caught my eye.
Extract from a Brian Glover interview in The Stage 20th September 1984 where he reveals that Richard Beckinsale came up with the famous line from Porridge "I read a book once - green it was."
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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
I should probably mention my scale model of a skip.
A scale model of a skip viewed from above, contains skip related content.A scale model of a skip viewed from the front, contains skip related content.A scale model of a skip viewed from the front, contains skip related content and a copper cylinder.A scale model of a skip viewed from above, contains skip related content, including grot mags.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP, legend. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/a...
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Sir Billy Boston, first rugby league player to receive knighthood, dies aged 92
Sir Billy Boston, the Wigan Warriors legend who last year became the first rugby league player to be awarded a knighthood, has died at the age of 92
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Any cyclists ever used Oxford Mint degreaser? If so, is it any good? #cycling #bikes #cycles
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Paul Sandars🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @paulsandars.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
BBC News - Manx SPCA animal charity 'at capacity' and appeals for adopters - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Manx SPCA animal charity 'at capacity' and appeals for adopters
The Manx SPCA says a summer surge in animals needing rehoming has left its kennels and cattery full.
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Any cyclists ever used Oxford Mint degreaser? If so, is it any good? #cycling #bikes #cycles
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Mark Stevens @mark-stevens.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Does anyone know anything about this stone, in Cilgwyn, Pembrokeshire? It's on private land which I don't think can be seen from anywhere nearby. It doesn't appear on the OS map I have. It's close to Carn Ingli (where the sun is on the 2nd photo) and has markings (6th photo). #StandingStoneSunday
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Rob H&ynes @robonabike.eurosky.social · 22/08/2026
🎼"Oi've 'eard there was a secret curd, What Davey made with 'is dairy herd..." etc.
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