Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 Australopithecus 3 million years ago: 4588121697
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/10/2026It’s cool, and not incredibly demoralizing, that the last ~25 years (? more?) have been an increasingly flagrant demonstration that The Rules, as we were brought up to understand them, just do not apply to a lot of people 352101299
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Lee 'the J is for Jillinois' Carter @carterforva.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Some state legislators throw you in jail for Shrek dong, other state legislators are posting pigpoopballs in your replies. These are the two genders. 171
Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i feel like the part of this nobody is talking about is that these people* are either so deluded or so negligent that they're saying this because they're afraid people treating their ais badly will cause them to go rogue and take over 000
Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026honestly going to take the word "super" out of my vocabulary 000
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon 810207044622
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 21/05/2026What if instead of anxiety and depression we had... BURROWING OWLETS 🎉 🪶 🐣 191072207
Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Colorado looks like this, but the pothole is dry and probably deeper. 010
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026dudes rock www.yahoo.com/news/article...yahoo.comLook: Men stopped for driving 'an actual couch' on North Carolina roadPolice in North Carolina are reminding residents to put "safety first" on local roads after two men were pulled over for driving "an actual couch." 0167
Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026omg the cyberpunk anime was so good except at one point in i think ep 8 the word "gonk" (cyberpunk for "idiot") was misspelled in the subtitles in the worst way possible 😒 @netflix.com might wanna check that out 000
Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026does anyone else remember Welcome to Night Vale or was it just a figment of my imagination like the secret police want me to think 000
Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my sweet kitty is like ed sheeran (completely toothless) 000
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 27/03/2026is it didactic when the pitt looks directly at the camera and recites some statistics about how fucked the medical system is or tells the audience to be more woke? yeah, probably. but the audience is stupid and needs to be told directly. 1336250
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map. 9653143279
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 131105562100
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.hollywoodreporter.comThe Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing. 3024201513
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026KEEP HONKING but consider this... what if I am asleep, and you are part of my dream? If you wake me with your honks, what then would become of you? - Philip K. Dick, "Brain Days at the Honkatorium" 312421
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Maria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 24/09/2026Aaron Swartz is no longer here to tell us what he saw like twenty years ago. futurism.com/artificial-i... 91390421
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Papa Mac @itspapamac.bsky.social · 04/08/2026If you see this account, block them. If you see their posts being shared around, do not engage with it. This is a racist bot account that generates feel good stories to gain credibility while sprinkling in hate and racism. 053
Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026every day is bi visibility day when u have a wife and a boyfriend 💅 010
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Amy Jo (AJ) Cousins @ajcousins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is not deporting people. Literally. Legally. There is a deportation process and this isn't it. This is rendition. This is disappearing people. 172058806
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early 11652891235
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...med.stanford.eduHuman brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research findsStanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more. 1332612842
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Librarian by Day 🏳️🌈 @librarianbyday.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Got to share info about this program in the airport. Librarianing every where. www.wdbj7.com/2026/09/12/u...wdbj7.comUSDA to airdrop millions of rabies vaccine doses over these statesThe annual program is aimed at stopping the spread of raccoon rabies. 041
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 21/09/2026when mom says we're out of toaster strudels and I have to eat a pop tart instead 2983778
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026CAN I HAVE THEM - SHIRT AT dashare.zone/search?q=pic... - dashare.zone ADMIN 01545362
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026Advocating against Talarico's new rightward tack on trans kids in sports and gender affirming care is not advocating for Paxton. It's advocating against Talarico's new rightward tack on trans kids in sports and gender affirming care. 603668450
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Alli DeJong @allidejong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026oh yeah lol i remember this guy. poncho munch for deano bonano. that phrase we’ve all heard before 32576101
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Alexander Luckmann @aluckmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just found a new guy 2844553
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef… 66129172820
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026O hey Reminder that in (homophobic) '94 as Dookie was blowing up, Green Day picked queercore Pansy Division to open for them + a lot of venues pressured them to drop them as openers -- Green Day told the venues they wouldn't play if PD didn't - and the venues (mostly? all?) backed down. huh. 382763640
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Andrew Kinsey @andrewkinsey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026No way they got a bunch of cops to stand seriously around a bunch of toilet paper. Just no way. Say sike. 3103
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 20/02/2026to clarify, whereas an ouroboros is a great snake eating its own tail, symbolizing the endless cycles of life, nature, and the universe; a reverse ouroboros is a great snake crawling up its own asshole, symbolizing the infinite hubris of dumb motherfuckers who are always wrong about everything 852576
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪 8141141020
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Micah @rincewind.run · 16/09/2026the one positive legacy of donald trump: our greatest climate president, despite himself 28996131
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Macklemore can sue Robert Kraft for Tortious Interference for economic harm and I hope he does. Discovery would be fun: "Which other stadium owners did you talk to?" and "We need all related emails, text messages and contracts between you and them and you and Sheeran and Sheeran's team." 20287692030
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 15/09/2026Given all the *flails hands* you all deserve one of the most adorable pictures I took of Baby Bird Season 2026. A snowy ploverlet peeking through a little sand shrub. Perhaps a once in a lifetime shot. 🪶 🐣 582506555
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies. May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism. This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs. Vaccinate your pets please. 28972332866
Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026ugh i want to buy an adorable lisa frank satin pillowcase but they have fucking h*rry p*tter designs too 😑 000
Reposted by Sage 🍃 (they)Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 11/09/2026This is... to me... a denial that trans people exist. The reference to genetic anomalies is common anti-trans language referring to intersex people. 413459542
Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026two of my ex friends (they ghosted me, p sure because of my stance on israhell) quit their band teaching jobs to join the army band... mid ramping up of war with iran... because they thought they would have more time to start a family? 000