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juno Rylee Stump-Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 7h
This is gold
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Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 14h
at cd project red........
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/10/2026
It’s cool, and not incredibly demoralizing, that the last ~25 years (? more?) have been an increasingly flagrant demonstration that The Rules, as we were brought up to understand them, just do not apply to a lot of people
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Lee 'the J is for Jillinois' Carter @carterforva.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Some state legislators throw you in jail for Shrek dong, other state legislators are posting pigpoopballs in your replies. These are the two genders.
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Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i feel like the part of this nobody is talking about is that these people* are either so deluded or so negligent that they're saying this because they're afraid people treating their ais badly will cause them to go rogue and take over
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Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
honestly going to take the word "super" out of my vocabulary
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Ida Ꮚ•ꈊ•Ꮚ @floofyfluff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Catci 🐱🌵 #art
An illustration of Catcus the cactus cat playfully scratching a long cactus with her claws, against a background of different types of cacti. She is a stylised green cat with needles instead of fur, a tail shaped like a cactus adorned by a pink flower. Around her are her catcittens, or kitten cacti, shown to playfully sit in pots, knock them over, or scheme to take over the world. Much like regular cats do, really.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 21/05/2026
What if instead of anxiety and depression we had... BURROWING OWLETS 🎉 🪶 🐣
In the warm morning light one Outlet pokes their head out of the hole with big eyes and two outlets stand on the other side of the hole very fluffly
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Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Colorado looks like this, but the pothole is dry and probably deeper.
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dudes rock www.yahoo.com/news/article...
yahoo.com
Look: Men stopped for driving 'an actual couch' on North Carolina road
Police in North Carolina are reminding residents to put "safety first" on local roads after two men were pulled over for driving "an actual couch."
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Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
omg the cyberpunk anime was so good except at one point in i think ep 8 the word "gonk" (cyberpunk for "idiot") was misspelled in the subtitles in the worst way possible 😒 @netflix.com might wanna check that out
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Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
does anyone else remember Welcome to Night Vale or was it just a figment of my imagination like the secret police want me to think
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Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wild but big if true
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Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my sweet kitty is like ed sheeran (completely toothless)
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
is it didactic when the pitt looks directly at the camera and recites some statistics about how fucked the medical system is or tells the audience to be more woke? yeah, probably. but the audience is stupid and needs to be told directly.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This serves as advertisement for Alex Gibney’s documentary, Musk, opening October 9. Pass it on.
hollywoodreporter.com
The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
KEEP HONKING but consider this... what if I am asleep, and you are part of my dream? If you wake me with your honks, what then would become of you? - Philip K. Dick, "Brain Days at the Honkatorium"
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Maria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 24/09/2026
Aaron Swartz is no longer here to tell us what he saw like twenty years ago. futurism.com/artificial-i...
Swartz had been batchmates with Altman in the inaugural class of 2005 at the Silicon Valley incubator Y Combinator, and warned his friends about Altman shortly before his passing.

“You need to understand that Sam can never be trusted,” he told one confidante. “He is a sociopath. He would do anything.”
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Papa Mac @itspapamac.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you see this account, block them. If you see their posts being shared around, do not engage with it. This is a racist bot account that generates feel good stories to gain credibility while sprinkling in hate and racism.
Twitter account screenshot:
NOBUNAGA
@japan_nobunaga
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Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
every day is bi visibility day when u have a wife and a boyfriend 💅
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Amy Jo (AJ) Cousins @ajcousins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is not deporting people. Literally. Legally. There is a deportation process and this isn't it. This is rendition. This is disappearing people.
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Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is ai 🤦
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early
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⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Librarian by Day 🏳️‍🌈 @librarianbyday.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Got to share info about this program in the airport. Librarianing every where. www.wdbj7.com/2026/09/12/u...
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USDA to airdrop millions of rabies vaccine doses over these states
The annual program is aimed at stopping the spread of raccoon rabies.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
when mom says we're out of toaster strudels and I have to eat a pop tart instead
ed sheeran the large baby man crying on stage at a concert people paid money to see
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
An edited version of the Ocarina of Time logo which reads:

Do I even enjoy playing old games any more, or are they just a means to wrap myself in a proverbial comfy blanket that reminds me of when I wasn't so hyperaware... of time
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
CAN I HAVE THEM - SHIRT AT dashare.zone/search?q=pic... - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN REACHEN FOR YOU'RE PICKLES "IF YOUR NOT GOING TO EAT YOUR PICKLES , CAN I HAVE THM????????" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
Advocating against Talarico's new rightward tack on trans kids in sports and gender affirming care is not advocating for Paxton. It's advocating against Talarico's new rightward tack on trans kids in sports and gender affirming care.
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Alli DeJong @allidejong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh yeah lol i remember this guy. poncho munch for deano bonano. that phrase we’ve all heard before
POLICE CHIEF
PONCHO MUNCH
- FOR -
DEANO BONANO
I'M WITH
BONANO
During Hurricanes Ike, Gustav and Katrina there was one constant. Deano Bonano was there for Westwego residents every time. As Director of Emergency Management and the head of Jefferson's Homeland Security, Deano instinctively knew the needs of our city.
That's because in his 30+ years of experience in Jefferson Parish government, where he led many critical divisions, Deano not only realized how a parish could help a city in need, but he also knew exactly who at the parish-level could help us most. It was during our darkest days in Westwego that Deano Bonano was our brightest guardian.
I'm supporting Deano for Council because I know how much he can and will help Westwego in every way. I'm asking you to please consider supporting Deano as well!
It's important to Westwego!
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Alexander Luckmann @aluckmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just found a new guy
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
O hey Reminder that in (homophobic) '94 as Dookie was blowing up, Green Day picked queercore Pansy Division to open for them + a lot of venues pressured them to drop them as openers -- Green Day told the venues they wouldn't play if PD didn't - and the venues (mostly? all?) backed down. huh.
green day x pansy division flyer
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Andrew Kinsey @andrewkinsey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No way they got a bunch of cops to stand seriously around a bunch of toilet paper. Just no way. Say sike.
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
to clarify, whereas an ouroboros is a great snake eating its own tail, symbolizing the endless cycles of life, nature, and the universe; a reverse ouroboros is a great snake crawling up its own asshole, symbolizing the infinite hubris of dumb motherfuckers who are always wrong about everything
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/09/2026
the one positive legacy of donald trump: our greatest climate president, despite himself
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore can sue Robert Kraft for Tortious Interference for economic harm and I hope he does. Discovery would be fun: "Which other stadium owners did you talk to?" and "We need all related emails, text messages and contracts between you and them and you and Sheeran and Sheeran's team."
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
cover of the book "chamberlain and appeasement: british policy and the comi g of the second world war" by R.A.C. Parker, but the photo of neville chamberlain has been replaced with a photo of ed sheeran
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 15/09/2026
Given all the *flails hands* you all deserve one of the most adorable pictures I took of Baby Bird Season 2026. A snowy ploverlet peeking through a little sand shrub. Perhaps a once in a lifetime shot. 🪶 🐣
a tiny snowy plover chick, about 2 inches tall, looks through a shrub as if theyr hiding, on a beach
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies. May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism. This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs. Vaccinate your pets please.
Worries about vaccination rates in dogs
As rabies seems to be spreading more in wildlife, veterinarians are especially worried about vaccine hesitancy spreading among pet owners, a dangerous trend that could lead to more dogs - and their owners
- becoming infected. A 2023 study published in the journal Vaccine found in nationally representative
sample of Americans that nearly 40% believed canine vaccines were unsafe and 37% believed that vaccines could lead their dogs to develop cognitive issues, such as autism.
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Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ugh i want to buy an adorable lisa frank satin pillowcase but they have fucking h*rry p*tter designs too 😑
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shannon: thank you for changing my life 
Crab Rangoon: I am literally a crab rangoon
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 11/09/2026
This is... to me... a denial that trans people exist. The reference to genetic anomalies is common anti-trans language referring to intersex people.
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Sage 🍃 (they) @allthesage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
two of my ex friends (they ghosted me, p sure because of my stance on israhell) quit their band teaching jobs to join the army band... mid ramping up of war with iran... because they thought they would have more time to start a family?
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