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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 1h
She can also do this with whiteboards
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 5h
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her if/then pussy got me making a statement

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or else
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kaim✰ @kaimti.me · 5h
this interaction is slaying me
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 11h
to me this is what a tolerant and open society is
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 14h
But isn't the appeal of a lot of video game streams watching other people play videogames?
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 14h
Nah, he's got a sleeve tattoo of musical stuff on his arm. Whichever gacha has the best music would probably be the one to snare him.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me, trying to explain a thing to the shrink: Okay, so the good news is that this new failure is just another new draw in the gacha pool- Shrink: Gacha pool? Me: Okay, you know those little ball cages they spin bingo balls in?
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Slasher Killer that walks like a Final Girl
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean he will totally be remembered in a historical context, but mostly as a broken evil old man who millions od rubes loved.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
goblin mask! twenty dollars can buy many peanuts

norman osborn! explain how
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Love potions are just 3000 mg of caffeine.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She rationalizes that the best thing to do is get Madoka out of those clothes.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus Christ, don't those shitheads have real problems to deal with?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
this guy sounds like a minor character in legend of the galactic heroes
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thinking of my huge surgery scar -Hideous wheezing laughter-
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Atelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 31/03/2025
OC Commission for @pk-gaming.bsky.social 🐈‍⬛ #art 🌟
Art of a chubby witch girl riding her broom through the night sky along with her cat
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Key components to Japanese horror 1)You are fucked no matter what 2)If there are spider lillies about, you are turbo fucked
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Re last reskeet: my best answer is that a lot of medieval artists hated cats, as medieval Europeans tended to, and wanted to make them look stupid.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 03/10/2026
i still have not heard an adequate explanation of why the medievals were so fucking bad at drawing cats
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck, I really would like to figure out how to be better at being a person.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Blue filters in places that I know are brightly lit are the worst, and yellow filters for anything south of the US border make me grind my teeth. I'm sorry, are you afraid we might see something green in the jungle shot?
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Adult animation should be the realm of sex, pretentious symbolism, and violence, not disclaimers about how nothing in the cartoon should be taken as financial advice or opinion.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ah blue and yellow filters in film, my beloathed.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Highlight of attending a 4 hour CPR class for a program I flunked out of last week: Hearing the instructor say "oh yeah, everybody passes this class, it's open book. Well, except law enforcement students I guess, they need to retest half the time."
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We've all had coworkers that make us like this.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Feeling the urge to read my copy of Roadside Picnic. Spooky Season book, y/n?
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My cats wouldn't even make it 5 seconds in a purrito. They might last a few minutes if a sheet falls over them when I'm making the bed.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How long did she tolerate being wrapped up before squirming free?
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, now if they were just better at boolean choice analysis...
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think Falcom wasted their shot introducing and then dealing with Almata all in Daybreak 1. A way to keep plot things happening in 2 would have been to have the cast get caught in the nuke detonation, and survive it thanks to the rewind macguffin. Then fight Almata more in Daybreak 2.
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
In memory of Skipper.
Killed by wasps.
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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Given his origin and no kill rule, if Batman sets out to bring back the dead on purpose, we have entered Elseworlds territory for shaking a core narrative pillar.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 02/10/2026
talked about this before and again, i'm speaking as a third generation journeyman trades worker, but working in trades is not something that any of the people who write these pieces, or honestly most of you, respect at all. It's perceived as something you do when all the "good" options are gone.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Batman is gunshy on ressurections knowing everything about Ra's' deal.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
50/50 odds Hallucination!Alfred fights through Bruce Wayne's mind palace to help him when Batman gets hit with a psychic attack.
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unfortunately, there are parents who try to figure out which school is best when trying to decide where to live so they can send their kid(s) there. Low frequency edge case, drowned out by kids posting about how some weirdo named Carrie ruined prom a few years ago.
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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talkp0st.bsky.social @talkp0st.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
❤️‍🔥📸
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Set a day for you and a few moots to all shuffle your collected icons. Cause harmless chaos for a day.
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the funniest thing about the "we don't trust the media" people is that they will trust literally anyone else. like, if you have an image and text, they'll buy it. shaking keys at babies type logic.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The most accurate line for the critic is that compared to making art, criticism is much easier.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You can take fairies on the moon from my cold dead hands.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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