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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

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this is also not normal im sorry
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 16h
"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 9h
The roof is my head and torso.
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 20h
"Oh, a Back to the Future ref... THE MAGAZINE ISCALLED WAHT!?!?"
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 19h
after two years of trump ii now understand the psychology of a nicholas cage character
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 23h
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for the record, i don’t give a shit what you call any anime anymore, 2023 feels like it was 30 years ago, do whatever the fuck you want, don’t talk to me
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shenron: Rayquaza, look at me. Rayquaza: Shenron: Bitch.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There needs to be a program to funnel smart but insufferable kids who are glancing at rationalist nonsense to read/watch Mob Psycho 100. Might save a few of them.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My whole thoughts on the whole not knowing a pop country song crashout: Everybody should develop a deep emotional affinity for a relatively obscure comicbook monster from the 1970s. Keeps you humble about your tastes.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People like to focus on the doubles and existential bits and power levels, but for me the wildest bit of Kingdom Hearts lore will always be Minnie banishing Pete the Cat to the shadow realm for the crime of being annoying.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Comic haul today. A little irresponsible since I didn't work much last week, but fuck it, last week really sucked.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Attention crew of the USS Enterprise, we will be performing practice maneuvers with the uSS Premise and the USS Situation next week.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If somebody in One Piece ate the Snail-Snail fruit, would they be able to partially transform into a Transponder snail and hijack transmissions? "Oh, Pomatia is an absolutely garbage pirate, but she let's us steal snail cable, so the crew loves her"
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, one of her often forgotten powers is being able to talk to animals.
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Privaty Business @wanwanattack.qtbrewer.moe · 28/09/2026
Genuinely, this completely rules
-Recently, the game has been going viral on X for its beautiful undressing animations. I’ve even read in one of your previous interviews that the development team practiced stripping themselves as reference for the undressing animations. What was the process behind making the animations actually like?

Matsui:

I’d love to know how far that story has spread. It’s true.

First, we write a plot for each undressing scene, then draw storyboards, exactly as the original team did. Then the real work begins, because the animation is essentially all keyed by hand. A designer moves the clothing’s 3D model, frame by frame, manually. It really is pretty much like the claymation method I mentioned.

We did try automating it with physics simulation first, but it was a total failure. The cloth moved in a physically correct way, but had absolutely no allure. We learned a profound lesson: accuracy and sensuality are two unrelated properties. In the end, we accepted that humans would have to do all of it.

Then VR adds its own weight. In a normal game, if something becomes awkward, you can cut away or swap models between scenes. In VR, the player can look from any angle at any time, so none of those tricks are available. The same model has to undress convincingly no matter where you’re standing. When I described this to a designer at another studio, he said, “I would never do that.” I’ve chosen to take it as a compliment.And then, yes, the part you’ve read about. The undressing motions themselves use motion capture, but the deeper problem was that nobody actually knew the correct rhythm and order in which a person takes off clothes. So, the directors gathered and undressed themselves as reference. “That zipper is coming down too fast.” “She’d pause once before slipping her shoulder out.” These were serious, sober discussions. For compliance reasons, the Super Real Mahjong Venus Returns team works in a walled-off section of our office – and that was the moment those walls truly earned their keep.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man, the Witchers would have loved having access to comic book radiation.
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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💍 ᔕᕼYEᑎᗩ 🏳️‍⚧️ @shyena.dog · 25/09/2026
Help, I forgot how to drink waAAUUGAARBLBLAARAAUGHABL
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi…
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice
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Paul Blardaukar @yokaiordie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Creeper the Scamp, a minor daedra from The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's the 40 year anniversary of cleveland's disastrous "balloonfest"
Balloonfest '86 was a fundraising event in Cleveland, Ohio, United States, held on September 27, 1986, in which the local chapter of United Way set a world record by releasing almost 1.5 million balloons.[2] The event was intended to be a harmless publicity stunt. However, the released balloons drifted back over the city and Lake Erie and landed in the surrounding area, causing problems for traffic and a nearby airport. In consequence, the organizers faced lawsuits seeking millions of dollars in damages,[1] and cost overruns put the event at a net loss.[3] The event also interfered with a United States Coast Guard search for two boaters who were later found drowned.[1]
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Chipotle Roan @garbageganghq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I haven’t laughed this hard in a hot minute.
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tsuchinoko real
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I dont know if anime loving nerds will be able to take Exar-kun seriously.
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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Steeeve Duffy @stevenduffysstuffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
resident evil: the movie: the game #re
Fan-comic of the Resident Evil live action movie:
“He got real lucky on his route, huh”

First panel Bryan is struggling to hold a lot of the puzzle items from the games. He reads the sheet of paper with the Chess Piece Plug Puzzle clue: “‘the rook and knight are on the same wall and the bishop and queen aren’t next to each other. The queen and rook are opposite each other too…’ so this doesn’t need the gems? Why do I have gems???”

Second panel, Bryan is thinking as hard as he can over Chess Piece Plug Puzzle placements

Third panel, Bryan’s deflated: “can’t this just be like everything else and have a huge stupid padlock?”
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bless the memory of Stanislav Yevgrafovich, the Man Who Saved the World. At a moment when it mattered, he chose humanity.
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Cube @cubert1996.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
himedanshi bowser
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The author of Dara-San had a stroke, & through sheer force of will, rehabilitated himself in order to draw this. Their art speaks to the human spirit.
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
important image
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frogfather @frogfather.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i don't know how beetle moses keeps up this 100% hit rate but damn
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Mom @milph.mom · 26/09/2026
Imma be real. This image only hits harder with time.
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Nolivar @nolivar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The enemy stand user could be anyone
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@AmySilverberg

One time a writer friend of mine got too drunk and sobbed bc she said there were too many books in the world she wouldn’t have time to read, and this guy down the bar said, ladies—he isn’t worth it and my friend yelled IM CRYING ABOUT BOOKS and that shut the guy up
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🎵 Animusic 🎵 @anisongs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
TOP 73 OP1 - Outlaw Star (1998) Through the Night - Arimachi Masahiko #Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #TopOPED #OutlawStar #TakehikoItō #Sunrise
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bears are so nice. I saw a bear help a lady change a tire when she was late for work and then he mauled her. Half-nice, I guess.
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gatorstooth 🐊 @gatorstooth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hallowgoomy
three goomy with halloween themes. the first is a jack o lantern, the second is a bat, the third is frankensteins monster
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Canada upon becoming an engineer you get an iron ring made of a collapsed bridge, purposely designed to be uncomfortable, to remind you that your ethics demand you give a fuck even about the boring grudgework of such as double-checking your math. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Ring
en.wikipedia.org
Iron Ring - Wikipedia
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"fuck off, i don't care about regulating this behavior i don't engage in" should be the default imo
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 23/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Costco has a $50 giant Frankenstein head made of green chocolate that includes a mallet for smashing his head open at which point a pound of gummy body parts will spill forth from the edible wreckage of his face
“Monster Mash Chocolate, filled with body part shaped gummies. SMASH FOR OVER 1LB.
OF GUMMIES INSIDE!”
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Alk @alkthash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You will never take my joy from me
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