Reposted by The AlexorcistMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026BENOIT BLANC: (walks on to kung fu movie) wHHat is this. Cratchin Tagga. 268795
Reposted by The AlexorcistTom Fehr @tom-fehr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Happy 8th birthday to Henny, the silliest, goofiest, most expressive and lovable pup I’ve ever known. She’s added some gray and is starting to move around a little slower, but her personality is just as singular as always. I spoiled her big time today 061
Reposted by The Alexorcistmike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i’m fuckin dying at jose canseco from the top rope 16729112
Reposted by The AlexorcistMichael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If you're old enough to compare this play to the Jeffrey Maier play, you should schedule a colonoscopy 3742871
Reposted by The AlexorcistJacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm not naive enough to actually believe this will happen, but Democrats could be preparing, right now, lists of impeachment charges against (at a bare minimum) Hegseth, Kennedy, Mullin, Patel, Blanche, & Trump, as well as Bondi, Bovino, & Noem (still worth doing!) that rely purely on public facts, 1013157643
Reposted by The AlexorcistTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41120553123
Reposted by The AlexorcistDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 261185494906
Reposted by The AlexorcistTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Our Japanese friend took us out to dinner and she was telling us that in Japan they hear about an almost mythical American figure called Florida Man. We confirmed for her that his exploits were very real and we also let him choose our leaders 341163
Reposted by The AlexorcistDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Eric Schmitt: youtu.be/Y9E3DEXG9vQ?...youtu.beThe Simpsons - I'm Not Wearing A Tie At AllYouTube video by Your Daily Dose Of Simpsons 520812
Reposted by The AlexorcistBonesito @bonesito.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When someone accuses me of going to a Hawks game. 647169
Reposted by The AlexorcistRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hi i'm Greydon Grey IV, chief marketing exec at Grey Uniforms Inc. Here's why we think your NFL team could use some grey uniforms: —gets away from your team's iconic color sets —does not look good —extremely forgettable —looks bad —could easily be confused with any other team —looks like crap 3464584
Reposted by The AlexorcistTim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026President’s going full Miette. 1441
Reposted by The AlexorcistAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026There are too many people in congress who would be happier doing this, and that's part of why our politics is so stupid bsky.app/profile/avit... 1483894546
Reposted by The AlexorcistHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026nice to see the GOP finally get around to addressing affordability www.usatoday.com/story/shoppi...usatoday.comTicket prices drop as Trump plans to attend Tennessee vs Texas footballTennessee vs. Texas football tickets are dropping in price even as President Trump plans to attend. See start time, prices and details. 439370
Reposted by The AlexorcistRob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 22/09/2026Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣 6776210
Reposted by The AlexorcistRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026whole squad of Selfish Teammates 228026
Reposted by The AlexorcistSimon Rosenberg @simonwdc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Staggering levels of repudiation, rejection, and decay. 301102209
Reposted by The Alexorcistthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan 823744518
Reposted by The AlexorcistMatt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This one's for all the style guide + headline nerds ... ... ... OXFORD KARMA 721441
Reposted by The AlexorcistRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Delaware produced THE COCKFIGHT IN THE TUB shirts for the game against Coastal Carolina (added context: they play in Tubby Raymond Stadium) 625139
Reposted by The AlexorcistDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Kansas and Arizona State are playing at Wembley because… well can YOU think of a better fit? Surely you cannot. 8783
Reposted by The AlexorcistKhayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time 3360691388
Reposted by The AlexorcistRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I would like to apologize to these beautiful creatures for what I did to their in-game digital counterparts to reach 100% completion in Red Dead Redemption 2 719912
Reposted by The AlexorcistRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026And they’re doing it when actual antisemitism is clearly surging! I get mad about this every day! 856069
Reposted by The AlexorcistAlan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026FUCK YEAHstatic.klipy.comBetter Call Saul: Kim Wexler's Pew Pew GestureAlt: Better Call Saul: Kim Wexler's Pew Pew Gesture 731237
Reposted by The AlexorcistGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026When you’re a billionaire, your biggest priority in life can sometimes be “l literally think this guy should Mackle less” 2809
Reposted by The AlexorcistBill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"You know, I'm something of a blockhead myself." 550961
Reposted by The Alexorcistcuppycup @cuppycup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I need to know exactly what time Ted Cruz left that stadium tonight for science 624857
Reposted by The AlexorcistBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Peak dumb shit. Leaded gas milkshake guy. Coach levels on a billion. Pisses into the laundry hamper when he’s confused. 10/10. 1059644
Reposted by The AlexorcistRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Actual 360 no scope on a college football field 418017
Reposted by The AlexorcistGerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I was sent this screenshot from the other app. 538672
Reposted by The AlexorcistJane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026JOHN BROWN'S BODY IS A-BLOCKING THE FIELD GOAL 726532
Reposted by The AlexorcistSteve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends. 14757851280
Reposted by The AlexorcistBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Big Gilbert Brown on the narration 2649190
Reposted by The AlexorcistRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026we are counting this Kansas football hype video about the heroism of anti-slavery violence as a Woke 2 indicator 834946
Reposted by The Alexorcistdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026happy birthday to everyone born today!!!!!! sorry it’s statistically not that special 15795125
Reposted by The AlexorcistBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Here's an anecdote: On 9/10/2001, The Onion staff had a New York launch party at the Bowery Ballroom to celebrate the staff's move from Madison, Wisconsin to New York City. They woke up hungover, took a week off, and then produced one of the greatest front pages in the history of newspapers. 904434752
Reposted by The AlexorcistScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Since Kansas and John Brown are in the discourse, I would encourage folks to read WEB Du Bois’ biography of Brown. It’s a heater. 8947184
Reposted by The AlexorcistDaniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 17/04/2024Like Vampire Weekend? Thank Vampire Unions! 161949480
Reposted by The AlexorcistKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Baseball schedule makers are the dumbest mfers in the game. How do you not have every team playing on a holiday Monday at the end of summer, right before the playoff push? They put *zero* thought into it, every year. Truly wild. 4987659
Reposted by The AlexorcistAudibles from Archbishop Parker's Playbook @tompain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026rebranding vaccinations as protein shots that are like boot camp for your body’s warfighters 221635
Reposted by The Alexorcistromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189745291
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