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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
Where did they even find some of these?
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Officially HALF of tickets for Biodiversitease: A ca-BUG-aret have sold. The show isn't until October, *which means*, this show is going to sell out *which means* you should get a ticket now. It's going to be a goofy good time, featuring bugs with a side of butts. Biodiversitease.eventbrite.com
a late-1920s-style cabaret gal blows you a kiss, but she's a lightning bug. there are bunch of horny bugs in the background panting. The words say biodiversitease a ca-BUG-aret october 9 2026 doors at 7, show at 7:30 at club 624 which is at 624 s 6th st Philadelphia PA 19125
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Catherine Dulac @dulaclab.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
The Peace of Wild Things by Wendell Berry: a great poem for troubled time...
The Peace of Wild Things by Wendell Berry
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026
This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/08/2026
a reporter notes that Bessent is talking a big game but still exempting China from any consequences for helping Iran (note the stunned look on Bessent's face as the question wraps up)
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/08/2026
Heaven also known as Philadelphia
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 08/08/2026
Our newest episode takes a turn. youtu.be/Gv6iD_7hqwk?...
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Sophie Cunningham, Anti-Trans Online Playbook, & What the U.S. Is “Into” | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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Mike Sterling, A Comical Fellow @mikester.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Harrison Ford's greatest moment. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sryb...
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Grumpy Conversations with Oscar the Grouch & Harrison Ford! 💚 | Sesame Street
YouTube video by Sesame Street
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Absolutely everybody who knows anything about labor demographics saw this coming miles away. The last 18 months have been a steady stream of “nobody could have predicted” things every minimally knowledgable person loudly predicted.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/07/2026
yes
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 20/07/2026
It's a scam all the way down. Taylor Farms gave MAGA Inc. $1M USD less than a week after FDA postponed implementation of food traceability rules. www.patreon.com/mattbc/posts...
FEC Schedule A itemized receipt, line C. Contributor: Taylor Fresh Foods Inc, 911-B Blanco Circle, Salinas, CA 93902. Date of receipt: 03/26/2025. Transaction ID: SA17.4550. Amount of receipt this period: $1,000,000.00. Marked "Memo Item" and labeled "NON-CONTRIBUTION." Receipt-for boxes (Primary/General/Other) are blank. Aggregate year-to-date: $1,000,000.00.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/07/2026
this is “pete hegseth wants an all-white military”
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
sospx: nooooo we can't not be mad about Vatican ii sospx: you don't understanddddd sospx: we really hate jewsss Pope Leo: ey then you can all get fucked Pope Leo: i'm da Chicago pope!
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Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 05/07/2026
A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.
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Andrea LaFlamme @andrealaflamme.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Every single lawmaker that’s calling for their constituents to “be responsible with electricity usage” during the extreme heat had better be supporting heavy restrictions on data centers.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Left(s) should get onboard with a massive expansion of public libraries across the country over the next 25 years. This is an affirmative project.
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 03/07/2026
not now, radioactive fire tornadoes
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AlbertsinPhilly @albertsinphilly.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The funniest follow on here
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Just watch Thierry Henry once Lalas is done
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Trekkie Bill 🖖🏻 @trekkiebill.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Wikipedia is what the internet could have been, now it's a lone beacon in the wasteland.
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Dinkyshop @dinkyshop.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I laughed louder than I should have. The Ginuwine fall still hurts my knees. Bobby Brown doin a two-step cracks me up. #music #RandB
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/05/2026
please take this as license to post your favorite hark! a vagrant panels or comics, they’re all great
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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 04/05/2026
My preferred AI metaphor is actually Asbestos. - Seemingly magical properties - Developed and experimented with to make endless products - Poisoned countless communities in it's creation - Everything it was used for eventually becomes a toxic hazard to mitigate & it's in the fucking walls now
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 04/05/2026
We should all do our best but don’t beat ourselves up or one another due to imperfection or in some cases, being victims of necessity. But I am a believer in the idea that collective rejection of the lion’s share of our corporate overlords may be one of our only remaining recourses at this time.
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Philadelphia 76ers @sixersnba.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
this group has fight. 👊
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Martyrdom of Saint Simon Zelotes, Saint Judas Thaddeus, by Martin Johann Schmidt, 1796
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Embiid behind-the-back to Oubre for the slam Oubre BLOCK PG BEHIND-THE-BACK TO EDGECOMBE TOM MCGINNIS ON THE CALL
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Rusty Halberd @alexgarbuckle

Men are attracted to short women because they want a little Yoda riding on their back while they run around. But a lot of guys also want to be the Yoda. That's where tall women come in
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Moot Dengrich ☠️🎢 @catfishsushi.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is the purpose of 401(k)s.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Bunker
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/04/2026
NEWS: Bette Midler just released a new music video for her remake of "All You Fascists Bound to Lose"—featuring Barbara Hershey, other celebrities, and crowds from the No Kings protests in a joyful, powerful show of resistance. You have to see this.
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AlbertsinPhilly @albertsinphilly.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Wtf was Brunson doing
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
With the replay (via The UFL)
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timoconnorbl.bsky.social @timoconnorbl.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hell, I’ve screencapped it for you right here. www.vatican.va/archive/ENG0...
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AlbertsinPhilly @albertsinphilly.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Age verification I pressed pause while taping movies off the TV to skip commercials
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Maybe I’ll write about the Affordability Discourse one day but I think that one thing (among many both material and perceptual) that this hard to untangle is that everyone—including those who are doing fine in material terms—has a lot more visibility into how well the rich are doing than in the past
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Derek Newsome @derek.space · 11/04/2026
Shoutout to the Mets for this 📸 @mets.com
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 10/04/2026
In an active lawsuit against the FDA, the state of Missouri is arguing that access to the abortion drug mifepristone has reduced teen birth rates, thereby harming its political representation in Congress. It’s an argument being made in federal court not just on Fox
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 09/04/2026
Wishing you and yours a very merry Confederate Surrender Day.
The white flag, aka the official flag of the Confederacy
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Why I don't trust anyone a little too obsessed about falling fertility rates
NYT: US Fertility Rates Drop to Another Record Low

The fertility rate has been falling since 2007, in large part because of a plunge among teenagersThere are some clues in the age breakdown: The fertility rate for teenagers dropped by 7 percent from 2024’s figure, setting another record low for the group. Since 2007, the rate for teenagers is down by 72 percent, and since 1991, when teenage fertility rates were at a high, the rate is down by 81 percent.
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Philadelphia 76ers @sixersnba.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
76 Originals: The Answer Collection. shop now at: sixersshop.com
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
there's one paragraph in the whole thing that says "some people are skeptical". Well, no, it's a discredited technique that has been used as justification to sexually abuse autistic people, and half the people who practice it think that nonverbal autistic people can communicate with angels. so
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Shipwreck @shipwreck75.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
That’s one hell of a cover…..
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
And now I go back to "every accusation is a confession" bsky.app/profile/aelk...
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This is an excellent summary of current circumstances Kyle Kulinski: “A sundowning president with Alzheimer’s who’s a malignant narcissist is dragging us into WWIII, committing war crimes on a daily basis and crashing the global economy, and nobody is actually grabbing the steering wheel.”
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS
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