Reposted by Alastair LawlessHenry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 9hRough times for Venezuela's Nicolas Maduro, who since being taken into US custody appears to have undergone breast enhancement 10598
Reposted by Alastair LawlessJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wrote about this last year - all the "AI will save you all time you spend on emails!" stuff just made me think, "wow you have never even encountered the concept of 'induced demand' have you"jonn.substack.comWhat cars did to your city, AI will do to your brainOnce again, I rage against the dying of the light. Also this week: some maps to show that England is not concreting the countryside; and the longest conveyor belt in the world. 03911
Reposted by Alastair LawlessDr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Died (alas!) on this day in 1469, the not-very-friarly Fra Filippo Lippi. Great renaissance painter, & father of Filippino Lippi. Here looking at you from corner of his own Coronation of the Virgin. 214020
Alastair Lawless @alastairlawless.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you need more keys for a Yale lock, consider changing the cylinder instead. A new cylinder with 6 keys is about £12, direct from Yale with free UK postage. 053
Reposted by Alastair LawlessRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026Yakko and Wakko should leave the nurse alone. Firstly, she is just trying to do her job as a nurse. Secondly, she is clearly more woman than they could handle. She would destroy them, mind, body, and spirit. 510528
Reposted by Alastair LawlessRedScharlach @redscharlach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026NO. DO NOT DO THIS. Do NOT think about The Event and under NO circumstances attempt to relive The Event. This may cause DISTRESS and CONFUSION. REMAIN INDOORS. 629787
Alastair Lawless @alastairlawless.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So I went away to Barcelona for a week while my windows were being renovated. Was told they’d start the day I left and take 5 days. Insurance company notified of date of works and off I go. Just come back to half of the windows untouched and half boarded up. I’m fuming. 100
Alastair Lawless @alastairlawless.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I won’t be rewatching Digger, but it inspired me finally to watch Synecdoche, New York, which will stay with me forever. 010
Reposted by Alastair LawlessJonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ah, back in the days when this sort of thing was an exaggerated satire. 3163
Reposted by Alastair LawlessPete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026”Vodka! But never mix it with beer, she said so sensibly!” 032
Reposted by Alastair LawlessGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline 2134651301
Alastair Lawless @alastairlawless.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Some proper Catalan scran: esqueixada (cod salad), tripa amb capipota amb cigrons (tripe and fore and aft ends of pig with chickpeas) and botifarró (blood sausage) with more chickpeas. Lots of other appealing stuff on the menu too. 151
Alastair Lawless @alastairlawless.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A Paul Thomas Anderson double bill at the Filmoteca de Catalunya. Magnolia remains magnificent, Punch-Drunk Love a charming oddity. 010
Reposted by Alastair LawlessDr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago 202100212461
Reposted by Alastair LawlessThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's particularly obvious when you try to port this worldview onto any national category which doesn't have an arbitrary, secondary catch-all. What would the Irish equivalent of this even mean? "You're not Irish, of course, but we'll let you call yourself Hibernian if you like"? 81248
Reposted by Alastair LawlessJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My teacher brother has just informed me that his primary school kids now refer to anything shit or old fashioned as "Brexit". Which has made my morning. 362054452
Reposted by Alastair LawlessThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Manchester City are appealing, but also are not. 613910
Reposted by Alastair LawlessLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this 374470584
Reposted by Alastair LawlessOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well, happy Charles Darwin is “very poorly today & very stupid & hate[s] everybody & everything” to all who celebrate, because he wrote those words in a letter to his friend (and author of Principles of Geology) Charles Lyell 161 years ago today 5591211
Reposted by Alastair LawlessTania Doney @taniadoney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So, who's your money on? Gérard Depardieu? Javier Bardem? Personally, I suspect Jackie Woodburne (Susan off Neighbours). 5926646
Reposted by Alastair LawlessMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Most of a snail is storage. 1415518
Reposted by Alastair LawlessGiles Wilkes @gilesyb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Yes, he must persuade people that his preferred solution to the social care crisis is the right one, but, before that, he must reach the large number of people who aren’t even aware that there is a crisis to begin with" giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... by @stephenkb.bsky.socialgiftarticle.ft.comWhat ‘Choosin’ Texas’ tells us about Burnham’s social care obstaclesConvincing the British public to pay higher taxes for something they wrongly assume the state provides will not be easy 1186
Reposted by Alastair Lawlessderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal 335154071292
Reposted by Alastair LawlessOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Today would have been the 83rd birthday of Bernard William Jewry, had he not sadly died in 2014 at the relatively young age of 72. This wouldn’t be especially remarkable had he not spent the previous 40 years going by the name Alvin Stardust 76215
Reposted by Alastair LawlessAlistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Happy 12th anniversary to this immensely important editorial in Britain’s newspaper of record, the [checks notes] Sunday Sport. 49824
Reposted by Alastair LawlessRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I feel you, Daniel L 434384681
Alastair Lawless @alastairlawless.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’d rather hang on to my 16-year old Peugeot 107. 000
Reposted by Alastair LawlessUlrike Franke @rikefranke.eu · 26/09/2026I love this @xkcd.com comic. So accurate. 381315193
Reposted by Alastair Lawless🍎 Lisa Brassington @agperiurban.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#Brisbane butcher has been asked to stop selling “pork swords” after a shopper complained about his window display. The $4.50 sausage creations were deemed inappropriate for a family shopping centre. Now removed from view, see the large sign reading: “Please ask to see my pork sword.” #ausag #food 69238
Reposted by Alastair LawlessGiles Wilkes @gilesyb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“The central economic problem of resilience,” said Lang, “is that it asks capitalism to do what it doesn’t want to do at the moment.” giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/... @willoyd.bsky.social has started writing for the FT! this is good news. Nothing in this article is, though...giftarticle.ft.comHow resilient is Britain?As climate and geopolitical risks cast doubt on the UK’s ability to cope in a crisis, leaders are turning from ‘just in time’ to ‘just in case’ as a governing philosophy 23210
Reposted by Alastair LawlessThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It takes a loading error to produce such candour. 3958172
Reposted by Alastair LawlessSteve Doherty @stevedoherty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A joy forever. Even when you know what’s coming. Maybe *because* you know what’s coming. 410926
Reposted by Alastair LawlessNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You’ve never truly experienced A Hard Day’s Night until you’ve heard it in the original Shakespeare. 04724
Reposted by Alastair LawlessJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026GETTING THIS TITLE AWAY IS THE TRIUMPH OF THE YEAR. Blackmere is coming. variety.com/2026/tv/glob...variety.comCharlie Brooker’s New Netflix Series Gets Title, ‘Blackmere,’ as Rory Kinnear Joins Cast and First-Look Photos RevealedCharlie Brooker's new series has revealed its title, "Blackmere," as Rory Kinnear joins the cast. 159018
Reposted by Alastair LawlessEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/09/2026this is the guy i reposted the other day who interviewed meta employees with pervert glasses - meta have taken his video down for “harassment”. which makes it one of the most effective pieces of satire in recent memory 4570265
Reposted by Alastair LawlessTom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/ 322924744
Alastair Lawless @alastairlawless.bsky.social · 24/09/2026youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4Uyoutu.beWhen Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)YouTube video by ParticleMen 000
Reposted by Alastair Lawlessderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story. 381217642547
Reposted by Alastair LawlessSir Reginald, Duke of Chutney @hyperplanes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026these two people, I cannot stress enough, are in the same room together 021
Reposted by Alastair LawlessMatt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍mathew-owen.co.ukMathew Owen | Speech Writer | ManchesterBespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer. 258107
Reposted by Alastair LawlessJohn Lister - johnlisterwriting.com @johnlister.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The tuition fees are £9,000 a year but you get a free 2:1. 623670
Reposted by Alastair LawlessDirk Maggs @dirkmaggs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Dave Gibbons making this point about Lichtenstein made me very happy. 1128874
Reposted by Alastair LawlessJonesy Cartoons @jonesycartoons3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm away for a bit so, as there's a new #RobinHood film out, I'll leave you with this old #cartoon favourite of mine from @privateeyenews.bsky.social 710624
Alastair Lawless @alastairlawless.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Is it true that Angine de Poitrine started out as plain old Mal de Tête? 011
Reposted by Alastair LawlessNick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 19/09/2026The RNLI is the closest you will ever get to actual Batman. When rescue is visibly, viscerally, obviously impossible; when the water is a smothering, thundering black wall and the wind is screaming straight from Hell; when you are absolutely going to die: someone’s hand pulls you out and you don’t. 61261351
Alastair Lawless @alastairlawless.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Flagging for the attention of the cartophile @rma600.bsky.social 👂 🇩🇪 🥔 010
Reposted by Alastair LawlessAndrew Carter @cartoir.bsky.social · 16/09/2026LNER going for an ad strategy that is localised enough to name the correct city but not localised enough to realise the phrasing is going to annoy the city in question. 68118