iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

@steveshives.bsky.social Hey, Steve. Have you ever done a video on Star Trek and 9/11? Haven’t seen much P+ ST but Enterprise/Kelvin onwards it seems like it hits different.

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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s pretty good considering it’s the lesser Infernal Affairs.

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☭☠️ Dwarven King Sandbeard's Ghost ☠️☭ @thesandinator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"oh, no, MS-DOS is my daughter. I'm MRS-DOS"

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wide awake with the moon and my thoughts

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You’ll likely be shocked to learn that the Guy Fieri restaurant in Times Square is using AI for the signs in the windows. I know!!

Sign for Chicken Guy by Guy Fieri made clearly with AI showing a bunch of glop

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One Perfect Shot @oneperfectshot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

TAXI DRIVER (1976, dir. Martin Scorsese) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky 📽️🚕🔫

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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The only upside of the EPA being gutted under this administration is you can now bust as many ghosts as you like.

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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I would like to review the pineapple 🍍 bath bomb by @jumpyjellybeanbathbombs.com I had some catastrophically bad news this week so I needed to start the weekend off with a boom. I picked this one at random from the gift bag, I almost put it back because there’s a risk with a yellow bath bomb.

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

So this first picture is today, and the other is from when Leo first arrived in our lives. That was 33 days ago. What a difference a month makes.

A much less skinny version of the black and tan dog who followed me home a month ago.

A very skinny black and tan dog laying on the floor. His ribs are showing and his pelvis juts out on his back. He looks very unwell and hungry and a little unsure of his self.

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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 20/05/2026

Wow, this is peak bird intelligence. These birds saw someone feeding a wounded bird, so they started pretending they were also injured.

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Joseph Lewczak (Truth Seeker) @truthseeker59.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

This artwork is titled Strada con lampioni (Street with Lampposts), painted by the Italian artist Salvo (Salvatore Mangione) in 2001.

The painting features a deceptively simple style, with buildings depicted as plain, solid-colored cubes arranged in a nighttime scene.

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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

@kinermusic.bsky.social Hey, can I just say that it means so much to me that the Ahsoka and Barriss musical themes in Tales of… mirror each other so well? I see what you did there and I appreciate it.

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Scott (from NerdSync) @scottniswander.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Happy middle of May to those who celebrate! 💜

Top: Daphne from the live-action Scooby-Doo film saying, “I’m looking for clues.”

Bottom: The voodoo man responding to Daphne with, “Here’s a clue — purple is a Fall color. It’s the middle of May!”

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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/05/2026

(thinking about the 80s) I think it's outrageous Harrison Ford was allowed to look like that

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 08/05/2026

Photo by @nicolehester.bsky.social for The Tennesseean www.tennessean.com/picture-gall...

Caption via The Tennessean:

Rep. Justin Pearson D- Memphis attempts to attend a Senate Committee meeting and is denied entry by the Sergeant at Arms on the second day of special session concerning redistricting at Cordell Hull State Office Building in Nashville on Wednesday, May 6, 2026.

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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Deep-Sea Sea Pigs: Scotoplanes, the Echinoderms that Walk the Abyss at 5,000m Depth

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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

We all celebrate in our own ways. If you want to glorify being trapped in a trash pit with naive AND snarky people plus a hairy dude who won't stop complaining...wait...you're on Bluesky! Of course you'll celebrate it! You're already there! #Maythe4thBeWithYou #StarWars

Cake made up to look like the trash compactor scene from A New Hope

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The Obama Foundation @obamafoundation.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

May the Fourth be with YOU, from the Obama Presidential Center. Opening June 19.

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Alex The Blue Fox 🔜 BFC @alexthebluefox.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Spirit Airlines has officially shut down operations. Well, you know what that means...

A picture of an Airbus jet sitting on the tarmac with the Spirit Halloween livery painted on it. It's a cloudy day and the tarmac is wet, which slightly reflects the bright orange color of the airplane.

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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Happy birthday, Dad. Wish you were here. You’d know what to do. Or at least you’d know what to write. ❤️

Terry and Rhianna Pratchett dressed up for the launch of Dodger in 2012.

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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 28/04/2026

Let's all take a moment to enjoy watching Alex Jones have a complete and utter mental and physical breakdown over The Onion buying Infowars www.patreon.com/posts/156476...

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Alex Jones is Losing It Over The Onion Buying Infowars | Rebecca Watson

Alex Jones is Losing It Over The Onion Buying Infowars by Rebecca Watson on Patreon. Join Rebecca Watson's community for exclusive content and updates.

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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

ariel being like "i dont see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad" and then this fuckin carp is holding a fork 😫

ariel holding a fork while an ugly fish frowns at her

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I hate saying this band name out loud.

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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 23/04/2026

Don’t know how you can say this when this is literally me

A male Jacana bird - a coffee colored bird with a yellow neck, white head, and bluish face carrying his many babies in his fluffy chest. He has long spindly grey legs with very large feet and eerily long toes, and there are at least six or possibly eight smaller versions dangling from his chest that belong to his babies, giving him a truly bizarre appearance.

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Erin Candy 🍒🇨🇦 @erincandy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

My diary from 1998 after I found Star Wars for the first time:

I love Harrison ford!!! What a babe!!! My 1998 diary

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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

My huge ass stray Scooby sitting in my lap sniffing my keyboard. Me: “Yeah, this is where the magic happens. This is where daddy writes stories about ladies.

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Say Mistage ʕ•ᴥ•ʔﾉ☆ @sayomgwtf.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

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Valorie 🐈‍⬛️✨️ @meadowdays.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Happy National Library Week! 💙📚

Support these data centers: SCHOOLS, LIBRARIES, BOOKSTORES

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Chloe is baby. And baby has feelings about sharing. So this morning she went to run errands with @alansmitheejr.bsky.social for special one on one only doggy time.

bestie and beastie bean being buds

(It’s a man and a dog in a car)

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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

@steveshives.bsky.social Hey Steve, love your Trek reviews. Love that you love Deep Space 9 so much. But have you seen Deep Space 9mm by El-P? 👉🤛https://youtu.be/2Zn5o-gxtFA?si=CFVcV36YBsfB8i1E

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El-P - Deep Space 9mm (Official Video + Lyrics)

YouTube video by El-P

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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Intellectually I know the Biden Administration was a full four years, but it FEELS like a four-day weekend where we didn’t get down all the stuff we’d planned compared to this last year and a quarter.

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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

How is it that geese are horrible but goslings are adorable. They’re just doing their best. 🪿

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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

The rock music scene would be vastly improved if there were more songs whose only point was “What if there was a wizard?” 🧙‍♂️

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The labor librarian @laborlibrarian.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…

A picture of a library shelf with a small rolled up note on it. The note says “read this” in child’s handwriting.

A picture of the note unrolled. In the same child’s handwriting it reads “beware of the future!!”

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