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Alan Smithee Jr

@alansmitheejr.bsky.social
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Librarian and sometimes writer and artist. Any/All

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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@steveshives.bsky.social Hey, Steve. Have you ever done a video on Star Trek and 9/11? Haven’t seen much P+ ST but Enterprise/Kelvin onwards it seems like it hits different.
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s pretty good considering it’s the lesser Infernal Affairs.
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Big eyes and little peets! 🦎
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@starwarsexplained.com www.tumblr.com/stellanslash... #biggsdarklighter
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 1 · Certain retroactive franchise considerations are weird. Like Cassian Andor probably knew Biggs Darklighter, Luke’s pornstache-stylin’ buddy from Anchorhead who used to stand up to…
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wide awake with the moon and my thoughts
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@darksidedivas.bsky.social Think you'll ever cover Tales of the Empire?
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You’ll likely be shocked to learn that the Guy Fieri restaurant in Times Square is using AI for the signs in the windows. I know!!
Sign for Chicken Guy by Guy Fieri made clearly with AI showing a bunch of glop
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One Perfect Shot @oneperfectshot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
TAXI DRIVER (1976, dir. Martin Scorsese) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky 📽️🚕🔫
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just doing my jorb
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
🚫👻
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The only upside of the EPA being gutted under this administration is you can now bust as many ghosts as you like.
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A More Civilized Age: A Star Wars Podcast @morecivilized.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
We are back with more of 2015’s Vader comic, which pits the Dark Lord of the Sith against a very effective detective. amorecivilizedage.net/amca-135-0
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A More Civilized Age: A Star Wars Podcast: AMCA 135: Vader Book 2 (2015)
We will, eventually, get to the second set of Vader comics. But first, the gang imagines how they're going to react to The Mandalorian and Grogu. Because of course our patrons have already heard our r...
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The gravity vs muscle mass vs coordination ratios are all out of wack.
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It really helped, thank you! 🙏
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
There are three Legends books I could point you to, and the short story A Jedi’s Duty.
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
So they have maximum surface area for nucleation like a red blood cell, which is ideal. I don’t like it when the bombs take forever to disintegrate. The flavor and feel on my skin hit the spot. I washed off afterward and felt clean. Thanks for giving me a break this morning!
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Luckily the color was such that it communicates pineapple well instead of looking like an East German fetish video. The glycerine pineapple chunks fell off when I unwrapped it but that’s okay I put them in a mesh bag for scrubbing. They were delightful. The bomb itself is from a donut shaped mold-
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I would like to review the pineapple 🍍 bath bomb by @jumpyjellybeanbathbombs.com I had some catastrophically bad news this week so I needed to start the weekend off with a boom. I picked this one at random from the gift bag, I almost put it back because there’s a risk with a yellow bath bomb.
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
So this first picture is today, and the other is from when Leo first arrived in our lives. That was 33 days ago. What a difference a month makes.
A much less skinny version of the black and tan dog who followed me home a month ago. A very skinny black and tan dog laying on the floor. His ribs are showing and his pelvis juts out on his back. He looks very unwell and hungry and a little unsure of his self.
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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 20/05/2026
Wow, this is peak bird intelligence. These birds saw someone feeding a wounded bird, so they started pretending they were also injured.
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Joseph Lewczak (Truth Seeker) @truthseeker59.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This artwork is titled Strada con lampioni (Street with Lampposts), painted by the Italian artist Salvo (Salvatore Mangione) in 2001.
The painting features a deceptively simple style, with buildings depicted as plain, solid-colored cubes arranged in a nighttime scene.
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@kinermusic.bsky.social Hey, can I just say that it means so much to me that the Ahsoka and Barriss musical themes in Tales of… mirror each other so well? I see what you did there and I appreciate it.
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I usually nibble those things. But, it was an emergency. 🚨
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Scott (from NerdSync) @scottniswander.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Happy middle of May to those who celebrate! 💜
Top: Daphne from the live-action Scooby-Doo film saying, “I’m looking for clues.”

Bottom: The voodoo man responding to Daphne with, “Here’s a clue — purple is a Fall color. It’s the middle of May!”
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/05/2026
(thinking about the 80s) I think it's outrageous Harrison Ford was allowed to look like that
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JIJennings @jijennings.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 08/05/2026
Photo by @nicolehester.bsky.social for The Tennesseean www.tennessean.com/picture-gall...
Caption via The Tennessean: 

Rep. Justin Pearson D- Memphis attempts to attend a Senate Committee meeting and is denied entry by the Sergeant at Arms on the second day of special session concerning redistricting at Cordell Hull State Office Building in Nashville on Wednesday, May 6, 2026.
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
www.npr.org/2026/05/08/n... @prettyvulgar.bsky.social
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David Attenborough celebrates his 100th birthday
He was born before the Great Depression, came of age in WWII, and is still making wildlife documentaries. Brits call David Attenborough a national hero, as he celebrates his 100th birthday.
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Honestly impressive. 🫙
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😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate @sarcasticmom69.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Happy May Sith, Rebels!
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Deep-Sea Sea Pigs: Scotoplanes, the Echinoderms that Walk the Abyss at 5,000m Depth
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Well I did. I was super obnoxious about it because it’s a good pun.
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
We all celebrate in our own ways. If you want to glorify being trapped in a trash pit with naive AND snarky people plus a hairy dude who won't stop complaining...wait...you're on Bluesky! Of course you'll celebrate it! You're already there! #Maythe4thBeWithYou #StarWars
Cake made up to look like the trash compactor scene from A New Hope
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The Obama Foundation @obamafoundation.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the Fourth be with YOU, from the Obama Presidential Center. Opening June 19.
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Alex The Blue Fox 🔜 BFC @alexthebluefox.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Spirit Airlines has officially shut down operations. Well, you know what that means...
A picture of an Airbus jet sitting on the tarmac with the Spirit Halloween livery painted on it. It's a cloudy day and the tarmac is wet, which slightly reflects the bright orange color of the airplane.
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
“Oh, I’m sorry, I have no way to pay for this pizza.” 😔 “Well, I can think of something…” 😏
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Never know, they might be “out of sausage” or something and give you an alternative.
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
That’s just downright rude. Maybe double down and order a delivery of sausage pizza? 🍕
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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Happy birthday, Dad. Wish you were here. You’d know what to do. Or at least you’d know what to write. ❤️
Terry and Rhianna Pratchett dressed up for the launch of Dodger in 2012.
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 28/04/2026
Let's all take a moment to enjoy watching Alex Jones have a complete and utter mental and physical breakdown over The Onion buying Infowars www.patreon.com/posts/156476...
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Alex Jones is Losing It Over The Onion Buying Infowars | Rebecca Watson
Alex Jones is Losing It Over The Onion Buying Infowars by Rebecca Watson on Patreon. Join Rebecca Watson's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
One doesn’t need to be a hockey fan to be susceptible to the raw sexual animal attraction of Gritty.
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a mascot holding a hockey stick and wearing an orange jersey
ALT: a mascot holding a hockey stick and wearing an orange jersey
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
ariel being like "i dont see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad" and then this fuckin carp is holding a fork 😫
ariel holding a fork while an ugly fish frowns at her
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Alan Smithee Jr @alansmitheejr.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
No offense to David Tennant fans, but Barriss should have taken the place of Huyang.
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