Reposted by Alednl🇪🇺 @ee1.nl · 09/10/2026Ref.: 20190601_giro_st20_Bauke-Mollema_Ahhh-fcuking-Sram.mp4 #procycling 2475
Al @al--s.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Imagine if St Pancras Eurostar departures was actually big enough? 110
Reposted by AlJan @janhopis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026saw a Hinge prompt which answered "The most spontaneous thing I've ever done" with "Skydiving". forgive me but I think the only way you can skydive spontaneously is if you jumped out of a plane you weren't otherwise planning to leave. otherwise it tends to be fairly well-organised in advance. 4292
Reposted by AlWhat's On Reading @rdgwhatson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We understand that the online ticket queue for the #BayeuxTapestry is once again LARGE So it's our duty to remind you that @readingmuseum.bsky.social has its own version, which has no online booking queue and can be seen for free. It also has added underpants. 13615
Reposted by AlWilliam Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me. 11269731777
Al @al--s.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just heard my boss say "is Eva? Oowa? Not sure. She's on that email chain". (Unless you work for a major paper manufacturer it isn't you @ewacat.bsky.social ) 120
Al @al--s.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It was Instagram I found- crash last December (van out of a side road), almost four months in hospital, just about walking again 110
Reposted by AlRose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The bad thing with book burning is the power dynamics and what the books are and the eradication of knowledge/culture. This is so not any of that is it grow up the books dont have feelings 114311
Reposted by AlSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026omg. i love checking reviewers other reviews and being like “oh, huh. EVERYONE is mean to you? EVERYONE gets 1 star? huh. sure sounds like a pattern.” 033511
Al @al--s.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Despite having had a lot of time to think since he nearly died in a crash, he still hasn't thought this through 010
Reposted by AlSimon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How sheepish is Europe? This map shows the distribution of sheep across Europe. Source: buff.ly/dSfHDOe 54607176
Reposted by Almaking-friendos @making-friendos.bsky.social · 12/09/2026OH HELL YEAH IT'S THE PANTS BIRD 17693246
Reposted by Altef @tef.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the true moral of this nasa story is this: if you present anything as a choice to management, be it testing or other safety critical work, they will see it as optional, and will default to saying no doing anything more than the minimum best practice means taking more responsibilities for delays 59222
Reposted by AlKrinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026images that spring to mind unbidden, part 996: "⬛️ OCCUPATION: ARE YOU: a) Ordinary passers by? ..................... ⬜️ b) Motivated by friendly intentions? ...... ⬜️ c) Bandits? ................☑️" 1175
Al @al--s.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the song titles are OUTSTANDING and the two tracks released so far fucking slap 010
Reposted by AlJo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Very much here for Jon waking up and choosing violence by arguing (not without justification) that Cardiff to Wrexham is actually a better rail service than Paris to Brussels. 84012
Al @al--s.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This isn't a bit by the way this is the song. It's not a good time and I'd urge caution for anyone with PTSD related to sexual assault. It's incredible though. youtu.be/ShDocSCuiIUyoutu.bePISS - blocking a scene you can't remember (Official Music Video)YouTube video by PISS 010
Al @al--s.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This thread just gets more and more awful Jimmy Beast and his organisation is a plague upon the world 000
Al @al--s.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"so it's an incredibly powerful track about the trauma of sexual assault. Really good, but tough to listen to." Oh yeah what's the band called? "PISS" 000
Reposted by Al__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 07/10/2026O and IGNORE the USian food bait. I don't know what it takes for you lot to grasp this. 361
Reposted by Alsami 🔵 @hellosami.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I catalogued over 500 hours of Youtube footage for a website that lets you stare out the window of a train, and also control the weather somehow train.samismith.com 520972
Reposted by Altoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 191114753124
Al @al--s.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Being attacked by eight predators the size of your vessel in the open ocean would be terrifying www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...independent.co.ukGang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South PacificCrew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck 000
Reposted by AlRoger @rogger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I know, I know - fact checking is important, and I actually do care. It's just - ~grrrr and an angry fist shake~ - the fucking herrenvolk wank fantasy about what counts as real jobs. The lanyard is a blue collar, motherfuckers. 182
Reposted by AlWangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Apropos of discussions on the timeline, I would like to posit the following, with no further context: Little Chef: BBC Happy Eater: ITV 176415
Al @al--s.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sure but anglers are dickheads who want to stop anyone else enjoying rivers in any way 010
Reposted by AlEuan @euan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026people really do not see Palestinians as human beings and it’s maddening 26511
Reposted by AlHK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We're going to be forced to play semantic games and deliberately get lost in semiotics while in the real world, expulsions and killings are still continuing, retrospective articles stating the IDF lied are still being published, and people are still both sidesing. We're stuck in reboot culture 516335
Al @al--s.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Lol one of my local councillors has been arrested on suspicion of offences under the representation of the people act. Which the police had announced they were investigating several months ago, so if they are now arresting him: rofl 020
Al @al--s.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Yeah one of the cool things with the metal minis was that they published full parts lists with prices fur basically any mini so you could just order up things you wanted. And much more of a spirit of "well scratch build it yourself we love that" 030
Al @al--s.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So there's an industrial printer company called Heidelberg and a chemical company with an inks division (that I used to work for!) called Sun. But given how batshit the posts are this may be a coincidence 120
Reposted by AlAsh Preston @theashpreston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Politician, perjurer, crook, crap novelist and general arsehole Jeffrey Archer has carked it. That both hilarious and sinister clip of him on Newsnight lives rent free in my head. Looks like we'll be waiting for ever for you to be Mayor now pal. Can't wait to read all the glowing press tributes. 107717
Al @al--s.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The distinguished scientist with terrible taste in men is still alive 010
Al @al--s.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And the gendarmes at this point are not exactly disputing the "threw a grenade at children" part, their quibble seems to be around whether or not one of the children tried to throw it back 030
Al @al--s.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Say whatever you want about Jeffrey Archer. No, seriously, he's dead, can't sue for libel now 060
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
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