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COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNT @akalic.bsky.social · 19h
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Jose Mourinho: If I Speak, Big Trouble
ALT: Jose Mourinho: If I Speak, Big Trouble
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 19h
BREAKING WSJ: The Trump admin's investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar is aimed at building a case to strip her of her U.S. citizenship and ultimately deport her, according to U.S. officials and other people familiar with the probe.
wsj.com
Ilhan Omar Investigation Aims to Build Case for Stripping Her Citizenship
Authorities have subpoenaed members of the Democratic congresswoman’s family as part of a broader look at their immigration paperwork.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
WOW. Kristi Noem and Elon Musk, among others, "chose to turn the power of the federal government against a singular employee with an impeccable record of public service. ... The attacks against Ms. Comans were based entirely on false information" and many officials "knew [they] were untrue."
In conducting this hearing, the Court is not called upon to resolve factual disputes between
the parties. The facts set forth in this Memorandum Opinion and Order were proposed by the
Plaintiff, unobjected to by the Government, and then deemed admitted by the Court. Dkts. 74, 75,
77.2 These facts establish that high-ranking government officials, including then Secretary of DHS
Kristi Noem and Elon Musk, engaged in a coordinated public relations campaign to impugn the
personal and professional integrity of Ms. Comans. For reasons unfathomable to this Court,
officials chose to turn the power of the federal government against a singular employee with an
impeccable record of public service. In short, Ms. Comans was professionally targeted and
personally attacked by government officials for no legitimate reason. The attacks against Ms.
Comans were based entirely on false information, and many government officials knew the
accusations were untrue at the time they were made. With no regard for the truth and with no
consideration for the personal and professional effect on Ms. Comans, government officials
exploited their access to mass media outlets to broadcast false information. These false
statements reached hundreds of millions of people. The purpose of this Order is, to the best of
this Court’s ability, to correct the public record and establish as a matter of law that the
statements made by these officials about Ms. Comans were objectively and demonstrably false.
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מיידלבאס ↙︎↙︎↙︎ @pharisee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
very glad that these clothes i'm shopping for have been demined
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
just a heads up, the alt-right is descending into florid insanity over increasingly absurd conspiracy theories about James Talarico having the flu I think it was @jamellebouie.net who said Texas is a critical part of the conservative mythos and losing the state will break the party in absurd ways
gotta say, seeing the alt-right descend into florid insanity over increasingly absurd conspiracy theories about James Talarico catching the flu is one of the more bizarre discourse cycles I’ve seen in a while
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/10/2026
Trump's speech in New York is interrupted by a protester. Trump responds by saying "you know they're all paid protesters, right? They're paid by the radical left scum. They're all paid."
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Kevin Rothrock @kevinrothrock.me · 09/10/2026
The Kremlin has confirmed the diesel deal with Trump in an official statement from Putin himself.
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/10/2026
this is some real coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb stuff. if nothing else ossoff sure knows how to talk shit
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Plain James @plainnjames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re sexy James Talarico of the Houston Wokes
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There are four boxes Tampering with Boxes 1-3 is widely regarded as license to use Box 4 to assist the tamperer on an all-expenses paid trip to the super secret Fifth Box
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
POV anomalocaris says to you" "Hey, you're finally awake! That rock must have hit you hard! What do you mean, 'this is the onion person who was firebombed for not masking at a warehouse orgy?' What's an onion? Not to mention, what's a person? And what's fire? Eh, it probably doesn't matter. C'mon, let's go eat some trilobites!
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
An edited screenshot of the Ace Combat 7 Mission Results screen with updated game stats and targets.  


​On the left side, the text displays an S Rank, a total time of 11'42"85, a Time Bonus of 10,000, and calculated MRP Rewards totaling 132,600. On the right side, under TARGETS DESTROYED, is an itemized list of aircraft: 45 MQ-9 (18,000), 12 F-15E (14,400), 7 KC-135 (14,000), 2 A-10 (2,000), 1 F-35A (2,000), and 1 E-3 (3,000). The bottom line shows a total of 68 destroyed with a Destruction Score of 53,400.
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This shit's so bad it reads like an Ace Combat mission summary
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yes a key difference between the maga cult and the centrist cult is that the maga cult alternate reality exists in order to let them do heinous things and the centrist cult exists in order to let them not do anything bsky.app/profile/offt...
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we need Hochul to win by as large of a margin as possible so she can bring the Long Island NIMBYs to heel by upzoning every LIRR stop
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As a transphobic male senator, there is nothing more important to me than protecting women's sports. Here's why it never occurred to me that Jack Smith, a man, would choose to attend a women's college basketball game. by Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO)
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COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNT @akalic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#BREAKING: In non-Missouri emergency docket news, #SCOTUS *grants* the Trump administration's request for a stay in the SAVE case, allowing DHS to have access to certain Social Security information. The three Democratic appointees dissent.
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dino! 🌈 @dinosaurgerms.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear
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Reverend Jesus "🎃" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 23/09/2026
I'm being attacked for my culture
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jesus fucking christ man
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RudeJackalope @rudejackalope.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I got a sitcom idea
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COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNT @akalic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it’s really convenient they are so focused on erecting so many monuments to trump to hang them all from in 2029
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your lib parents wish to inform MAGA that it’s called the Gulf of Mexico by dropping them into it from Black Hawks at 7,000 ft
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LOL -- Fox News cuts away from Vance's speech and a host says, "we will bring you back to this rally if he starts to make news"
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i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"did you serve during the war daddy?" "BOY, DID I"
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Lazzie BOO!! 😱 @lazzieb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
excuse me what the fuck is going on here i guess it worked because i'm posting but like, what is represented here. is this meant to be brothers grimm or affinities fur?
an AT&T advert
the text reads:

'Bold of T-Mobile to assume it's ok to mislead customers about pricing.'

the embedded video is a short animated loop of an anthropomorphic - straightforwardly furry - wolf..man, i believe, who is wearing a magenta stetson hat, and is holding the brim, tipping it to the camera, while smirking salaciously and giving bedroom eyes to the camera.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 11/09/2026
>~2 trillion dollar annual deficit >GDP of ~$30t >ergo deficit >6.5% of GDP country is fucking cooked, those are nearing greece 2009 numbers
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COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNT @akalic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Alliance Against Gun Violence and Gun Violence Ticker. @gunviolenceticker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trump Net-Approval On: 🔴Overall: -26% 🔴Immigration: -18% 🔴As Commander In Chief: -24% 🔴Foreign Policy: -27% 🟤Russia/Ukraine: -33% 🟤Trade With Canada: -34% 🟤Iran: -36% Quinnipiac / Sept 6, 2026
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my hands look like this so his hands can look like this
dramatic black and white photo of a physical laborer's rough, cracked hands with dirt under uneven, chipped fingernailstwo hands holding two honey mustard and several kechup packets from mcdonalds
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gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
por uns instantes achei que ele era vesgo 🤪
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Chat, it came to me in a dream
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Schnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh we are fucked.
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David Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If the President of Harvard had posted what Elon did, an armed DOJ anti-Semitism strike force would already be on the way to seize the campus If just a random Harvard undergrad had posted it, DOJ would cut off its grants and launch an investigation
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/08/2026
right now evelyn normielib is ready to crawl over broken glass to vote against republicans and once the nominee has been set you're not changing her mind and the people who don't pay attention but vote anyway? they aren't paying attention to this either but they're sure mad about gas prices
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/08/2026
stuff like the piker story can be much more damaging in a primary than a general election, because in a primary you have a lot of dem voters who are concerned with electability and can be convinced the general election is at risk none of those voters will go for rogers
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
An American beast. Tamed. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 27/08/2026
Uh oh, trouble in the Piss Drinkers Club
Urine Therapy Magic
Kelvin Worley • Aug 18 • 2
* Admin
anyone promoting veganism or raw vegan diets will be removed from this group
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