COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNT @akalic.bsky.social · 19hstatic.klipy.comJose Mourinho: If I Speak, Big TroubleALT: Jose Mourinho: If I Speak, Big Trouble 000
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 19hBREAKING WSJ: The Trump admin's investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar is aimed at building a case to strip her of her U.S. citizenship and ultimately deport her, according to U.S. officials and other people familiar with the probe.wsj.comIlhan Omar Investigation Aims to Build Case for Stripping Her CitizenshipAuthorities have subpoenaed members of the Democratic congresswoman’s family as part of a broader look at their immigration paperwork. 1541240608
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 13/10/2026WOW. Kristi Noem and Elon Musk, among others, "chose to turn the power of the federal government against a singular employee with an impeccable record of public service. ... The attacks against Ms. Comans were based entirely on false information" and many officials "knew [they] were untrue." 13455722282
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTמיידלבאס ↙︎↙︎↙︎ @pharisee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026very glad that these clothes i'm shopping for have been demined 2459
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTSam @samd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026just a heads up, the alt-right is descending into florid insanity over increasingly absurd conspiracy theories about James Talarico having the flu I think it was @jamellebouie.net who said Texas is a critical part of the conservative mythos and losing the state will break the party in absurd ways 54986162
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order. 244107862434
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/10/2026Trump's speech in New York is interrupted by a protester. Trump responds by saying "you know they're all paid protesters, right? They're paid by the radical left scum. They're all paid." 149620127
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTKevin Rothrock @kevinrothrock.me · 09/10/2026The Kremlin has confirmed the diesel deal with Trump in an official statement from Putin himself. 2011056
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTToday is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 09/10/2026 81783825
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTceej @ceej.online · 09/10/2026this is some real coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb stuff. if nothing else ossoff sure knows how to talk shit 1489877
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTPlain James @plainnjames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re sexy James Talarico of the Houston Wokes 0967154
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTVaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 09/10/2026There are four boxes Tampering with Boxes 1-3 is widely regarded as license to use Box 4 to assist the tamperer on an all-expenses paid trip to the super secret Fifth Box 1658
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Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTKeith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This shit's so bad it reads like an Ace Combat mission summary 810219
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026yes a key difference between the maga cult and the centrist cult is that the maga cult alternate reality exists in order to let them do heinous things and the centrist cult exists in order to let them not do anything bsky.app/profile/offt... 142746
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 574216194215
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTSam @samd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026we need Hochul to win by as large of a margin as possible so she can bring the Long Island NIMBYs to heel by upzoning every LIRR stop 1049836
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Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As a transphobic male senator, there is nothing more important to me than protecting women's sports. Here's why it never occurred to me that Jack Smith, a man, would choose to attend a women's college basketball game. by Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO) 181813276
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid 1333705487
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTSteve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026#BREAKING: In non-Missouri emergency docket news, #SCOTUS *grants* the Trump administration's request for a stay in the SAVE case, allowing DHS to have access to certain Social Security information. The three Democratic appointees dissent. 61853344
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTdino! 🌈 @dinosaurgerms.bsky.social · 06/04/2025random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear 162095974
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTReverend Jesus "🎃" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 23/09/2026I'm being attacked for my culture 3433
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COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNT @akalic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026it’s really convenient they are so focused on erecting so many monuments to trump to hang them all from in 2029 050
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTVaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Your lib parents wish to inform MAGA that it’s called the Gulf of Mexico by dropping them into it from Black Hawks at 7,000 ft 916623
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026LOL -- Fox News cuts away from Vance's speech and a host says, "we will bring you back to this rally if he starts to make news" 48885981756
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTi'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"did you serve during the war daddy?" "BOY, DID I" 05721
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTLazzie BOO!! 😱 @lazzieb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026excuse me what the fuck is going on here i guess it worked because i'm posting but like, what is represented here. is this meant to be brothers grimm or affinities fur? 3193
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Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTSky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 11/09/2026>~2 trillion dollar annual deficit >GDP of ~$30t >ergo deficit >6.5% of GDP country is fucking cooked, those are nearing greece 2009 numbers 38803113
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTAlliance Against Gun Violence and Gun Violence Ticker. @gunviolenceticker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026 1393931602
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTPolling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Trump Net-Approval On: 🔴Overall: -26% 🔴Immigration: -18% 🔴As Commander In Chief: -24% 🔴Foreign Policy: -27% 🟤Russia/Ukraine: -33% 🟤Trade With Canada: -34% 🟤Iran: -36% Quinnipiac / Sept 6, 2026 411917
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTgeoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 11/09/2026my hands look like this so his hands can look like this 522334
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Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTSam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Chat, it came to me in a dream 463042650
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTSchnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Oh we are fucked. 215915
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTDavid Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If the President of Harvard had posted what Elon did, an armed DOJ anti-Semitism strike force would already be on the way to seize the campus If just a random Harvard undergrad had posted it, DOJ would cut off its grants and launch an investigation 401984455
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTMicah @rincewind.run · 29/08/2026right now evelyn normielib is ready to crawl over broken glass to vote against republicans and once the nominee has been set you're not changing her mind and the people who don't pay attention but vote anyway? they aren't paying attention to this either but they're sure mad about gas prices 1035030
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTMicah @rincewind.run · 29/08/2026stuff like the piker story can be much more damaging in a primary than a general election, because in a primary you have a lot of dem voters who are concerned with electability and can be convinced the general election is at risk none of those voters will go for rogers 742932
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTWorld Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 20/12/2025An American beast. Tamed. #WorldBollardAssociation 904528439
Reposted by COCK-DIESEL FAN ACCOUNTMatt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 27/08/2026Uh oh, trouble in the Piss Drinkers Club 1054403623