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@ahnorris.bsky.social
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
god what a picture
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 14/09/2026
thinking about this tweet again, and the fact that it's got such a hold on me that I genuinely think about it whenever I write a feature because I don't want to do "the hot dog thing"
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you’re in line to see Crop Art, STAY IN LINE
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I DID NOT ASK YOU, GOOGLE DOCS.
My text: Olivia: That one looks like a tunnel. It vexes.

Google Docs suggests I replace "It vexes" with "it's annoying".
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I agree strongly with this -- in that difficult moment, the possibility of collective effort was conceivable. Not everybody felt it, but many did. I think the political class did not like this one bit.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Like the hypocrisy and the open corruption, the naked, brazen lying is itself aspiring authoritarianism. They aren't lying to cover anything up. They're saying, "We know we're lying. You know we're lying. And we know you know we're lying. And there's nothing you can do about it."
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 31/07/2026
it’s never a great sign for your society when all the competent people who believe in doing a good job for the sake of it conclude that they’re actively being punished for these qualities, while malignantly stupid criminals are making bank
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Meira Kensky @meirazk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When I do the spelling bee I realize how many things I think are words are actually made up prescription names
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm not posting Odyssey memes because one must be wary of GIFs bearing Greeks.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s so important to remind people that we can do good smart things that help and don’t hurt.
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Gayer Than Thou 🏳️‍🌈 @gayerthanthou.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It's really unfortunate when a company you trust, like Ben & Jerry's, lies to you and tells you a pint container of ice cream is three servings.
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Wil Eelsing @wileelsing.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Common loon coming in for a landing: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 27/06/2026
61 days until America’s best fair.
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Kendra James @kendrajames.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The American Library Association is auctioning off a bunch of the classic celebrity “READ” posters along with a bunch of other full sized literacy posters. This is going to fix so many of my problems, I just know it. movieposters.ha.com/c/search/res...
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Let’s take a look at how Apple’s auto captioning is working on Elmo
Elmo in a USA soccer jersey

No one loves you, and no one loves you, and no one loves you and Tim USA, and everybody who's playing.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 20/06/2026
two small chairs in the boulevard so kids can watch this animatronic monarch butterfly moving its wings while landed on a flower sculpture in someone’s front yard in seward minneapolis is such a special place
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
🔥 Tiny baby rhino, wearing its protective blanket, trots along behind its keeper at the Sheldrick Trust nursery
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Gia Monroe 🇺🇸 @giamonroe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Colbert arrives at the Obama Library opening in a tan suit. 😂
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 18/06/2026
Wonderful
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Shannon Vallor @shannonvallor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Reading this thread I simply cannot fathom the speed with which some scholars *resign* their vocation the moment the option to defer to AI arises. I fought many years for the privilege to write and teach. Even if AI *could* do my job (it can’t) they will have to pry it from my cold dead hands
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 15/06/2026
For Vogue, I talked to Ramell-Correen Frederick, aka Cheeks, who embroidered Knicks gear in the streets of Brooklyn after Game 5. He uses a 104-year-old hand-crank, chainstitch embroidery machine that he named Jessica.
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The New York Artist Embroidering Knicks Merch on the Street
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Wombat Every Day @wombatmylove.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
two wombats grazing on lush grass near the ocean under a clear blue sky
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I think about this Tweet a lot.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Teachinge young people how to deeplye engage wyth literature and poetrye and playes and novels ys teachinge them how to access an olde and goode and powerful system for sharinge messages yn tymes of emergencye. Readinge literature ys key to the ongoing struggle for a bettir and more just worlde.
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Ash Preston @theashpreston.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
You know what we don't talk enough about? Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing 'Under Pressure' in 1992. So much going on! Everyone's clothes, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael singing along in the background. The amazing vocals. Yes, please!
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
This flouf is one of 15 healthy California condor chicks to hatch at our conservation center this season. A new record! #Condorable #KeepCalmAndCarrion
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/05/2026
BREAKING: Janice, last surviving member of rock group Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem, disavows any connections to 250th anniversary concert promoted by WH 👇
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Honestly, if Colbert flew celebrity guests around the country to take over cable access stations on a nightly basis, I would watch the shit out of that
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I am not an expert on these things but it seems politically fraught for the president to use our tax dollars to pay off the people who stormed the U.S. Capital at the same time his tariffs and war are making everything we buy more expensive.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
President Obama: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz.”
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This is exactly why language matters: “women were given the vote” frames equality as a gift from men, instead of hard won political power extracted through organized resistance. Nobody gave women anything. Women fought, marched, strategized, endured violence, went to prison and died for it.
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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The city blocked off part of our neighborhood to tear down a building w asbestos. The teen said "Why did people use asbestos if it causes cancer?!" I told him people thought it was a wonder product and used it EVERYWHERE & told him how the same thing happened w radioactivity... and now AI.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
We are stuck togethir on a tinye beautiful driftinge rocke wyth nobodye outsyde and nobodye cominge to save us. We are the onlye ones heere yn a wild expanse of night and silence. We sholde be lovinge each othir all the tyme. We sholde be greetinge each othir "hey, miracle!" We sholde be daunsinge.
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
thinking about this 1500 year old plush swan made of reindeer wool
a soft looking and somewhat worn felt swan with a big beak and trailing feathers
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Simon and Gargamel @kellylink.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying
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DrSinBin @drsinbin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
was once New Amsterdam.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 12/04/2026
"The two have trained nearly every astronaut—nationally and internationally—that has been active in the past 25 years"!! Amazing, @rittigers.bsky.social
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
wait why are they climbing back into the capsule come back
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Olallie McKenzie @m-doram.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
#catswatchingartemis #artemiscats 😻🚀✨
Ginger cat taps parachutes on tv screen  with his giant mitten paws 
Ginger cat stares closely at capsule on it’s way to splashdown on tv screen
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Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️‍⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
What a great photo just added on the NASA Johnson Flickr page www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2...
Artemis II Return
NASA's Orion spacecraft carrying Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman, Pilot Victor Glover, and Mission Specialist Christina Koch from NASA, along with Mission Specialist Jeremy Hansen from the CSA (Canadian Space Agency), splashes down in the Pacific Ocean near San Diego, California, at 5:07 p.m. PDT, (8:07 p.m. EDT) on Friday, April 10, 2026. The Artemis II test flight launched on Wednesday, April 1, from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida to begin its 10-day journey around the Moon for scientific discovery, economic benefits, and to build on our foundation for the first crewed missions to Mars. NASA’s Landing and Recovery team and the U.S. military are coordinating efforts to extract the Artemis II crew from the Orion spacecraft. Credit: NASA/Josh Valcarcel
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The Artemis missioun doth show that the thinges that are trulye the most astoundinge yn thys worlde, the thinges that will echo on thrugh historye, are not technologye, howevir marvelous, but common human braverye, wondir, and love. These will be the themes when thys storye ys tolde for centuryes.
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