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Marshall

@agentmarshall.bsky.social
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Native Texan, Music Lover, Horseman, World Traveler, Cinephile, Non Hater, and Pro Oxford Comma. Austin, Texas, USA

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@Above96th @above96th.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I spotted this Great Egret on Central Park's Harlem Meer just as it was taking off. Believe it or not, this is no more than 50 yards from Fifth Avenue. 🥰🥰🥰 #Egret #CentralPark #birding
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
The Merry Drinker, by Frans Hals, 1629
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 14/05/2025
Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
This is the one who I think accidentally takes himself out in spectacular fashion. Drinks straight out of a gutter to own the libs and gets cholera. Stops to pick up a piece of roadkill that attacks him. Becomes first man to OD on HGH.
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Dr Buki Fatona @bukifatona.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
‘The Library’ 1960, Jacob Lawrence
“This colorful view of a crowded reading room may show the 135th Street Library---now the Schomburg Center for Research in Black Culture---where the country's  first significant collection of African American literature, history, and prints opened in 1925. Everybody appears absorbed in their books, and the standing figure in the front looking at African art may represent the artist as a young man, delving deeper into his heritage.” Smithsonian American Art Museum
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Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
LEOXIV is an absolute gift to crossword constructors
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
🤥 Senator @MarshaBlackburn: “Nobody will lose health insurance if we cut Medicaid, we’re just targeting waste/fraud.” Congressional Budget Office: thehill.com/policy/healt...
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
My painting BLUEBONNETS
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/05/2025
vandalism www.nytimes.com/2025/05/06/u...
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Department of Education Eliminates Grant for PBS Children’s Shows
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.
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Marshall @agentmarshall.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I was planning on leaving the house but Commando is coming in. I partially blame you @priscillapage.bsky.social ! Lol
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
"Excuse me, I'll tell you when you've finished"
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Dave @dscoul.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Indeed
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/04/2025
Jake Tapper: "One 60 Minutes source tells me, 'The lawsuit was baseless. Bill Owens wouldn't apologize. He wouldn't bend. He fought for the broadcast and for independent journalism and that cost him his job. It's shameful.'"
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless
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Marshall @agentmarshall.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Happy Bicycle Day! 🚲🌞
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Marshall @agentmarshall.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Lol, so great!
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Larry Glickman @larryglickman.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Steve Kerr: "I believe in academic freedom. I think it's crucial for all of our institutions to be able to handle their own business the way they want to. And they should not be shaken down and told what to teach, what to say, by our government. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/04/2025
vance is a detestable liar and an open enemy of the constitution. the central load bearing factual claim here is completely false and even if it wasn’t the constitution contains two explicit guarantees of due process
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marcorasi.bsky.social @marcorasi.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
New Orleans moonrise
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Mary Wood @maryrosewood.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
🧵 I'm a high school teacher of senior honors and college prep English as well as AP Language and Composition in Chapin, SC. For years now l've been fighting censorship and advocating for the freedom to read. In 2023, Ta-Nehisi Coates' Between the World and Me was removed in my classroom. #MomSky
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South Carolina Educators, Students and Renowned Author Challenge State’s Racially Discriminatory Censorship Law
Today, the Legal Defense Fund (LDF) and Tyler Bailey of Bailey Law Firm, LLC filed a federal civil rights lawsuit on behalf of the South Carolina State Conference of the NAACP, South Carolina educators, students, and author Dr. Ibram X. Kendi to challenge South Carolina Budget Proviso 1.79’s censorship of certain subject matter concerning racial […]
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Thank you to whoever made this
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Now that’s a screenshot. > @atrupar.com
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Marshall @agentmarshall.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Wordle 1,379 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 26/03/2025
The dishes here at named after cities. This salad is the Stockholm. ME: I feel weird ordering this, but I’m sure I’ll grow to love it. CASHIER: *blank look* ME: *internal sigh*
A fancy ass salad with a lot of spinach and bacon.
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Very Well Said and Accurate….
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2025
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/03/2025
Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony
Pope Francis Flips Off Crowd From Balcony
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Marshall @agentmarshall.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Me in the National security group chat
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a referee stands next to a mascot wearing a purple costume
Alt: a referee stands next to a mascot wearing a purple costume
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Most history books don't mention this for some reason.
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Marshall @agentmarshall.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Archive March 22, 2025 Wordle 1,372 3/6 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Pritzker: The question I ask is: if you’re willing to hand the keys to Europe over to Putin, what’s next? How does the US retain its leadership in the world when he’s essentially retreating to our own borders? He’s even made enemies of the Canadians—I can’t imagine anything more telling than that.
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Marshall @agentmarshall.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
DO SOMETHING!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Man who raped women, defrauded people who paid his scam charitable trust & university, incited the desecration of our Capitol, defrauded banks, obstructed justice, and failed to pay taxes on his father's big estate--without *any* consequences--wants you punished if you light up one unoccupied car.
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Marshall @agentmarshall.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Why do republicans push that we are a poor country? What is China’s debt? Running a country isn’t being solvent.
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Marshall @agentmarshall.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Archive March 19, 2025 Wordle 1,369 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Marshall @agentmarshall.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Absolute fucking losers!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/03/2025
Texas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’
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Texas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’
AUSTIN, TX—In a drastic new order purportedly aimed at protecting its citizens, Texas state government officials reportedly put into effect a new mandatory six-month quarantine that would apply to any...
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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Maddie @maddiewhittle.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Good advice
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Marshall @agentmarshall.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Catching up,sorry!
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Marshall @agentmarshall.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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Marshall @agentmarshall.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
@schumer.senate.gov Just gonna roll over. We deserve better
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Alphabetical list of words without the main vowels and also excluding Y
Brr
Brrr
Bzzt
Ch
Crwth(s)
Cwm(s)
Cwtch
Grr
Grrl(s)
Grrr
Grrrl(s)
Hm
Hmph
Hmm
Hmmm
Mhmm
Mm
Mmm
Nth
Pfft
Phpht
Pht
Psst
Pwn(s)
Sh
Shh
Sksksksk
Tsk(s)
Tss
Tsktsk(s)
Twp
Zzz
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Marshall @agentmarshall.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
There needs to be more R rated films. Comedies and Horror especially.
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Brian PJ Cronin @brianpjcronin.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Ten years ago if you had written a dystopian SF story in which the person in charge of U.S. public health did a press event at a fast food joint to say that fried food is good but measles vaccines cause measles the ghost of Philip K. Dick would have said that you were being too bleak and unrealistic
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
This picture immediately started blaring Haddaway’s “What Is Love” as I scrolled past it
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Marshall @agentmarshall.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I’m going to steal The Declaration of Independence.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I love that now owning a Cybertruck is a recognized sign of bad decision-making. Like you paid $80,000 to get bangs
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
58 degrees in Los Angeles
Kelly Reilly and Kevin Costner from "Yellowstone" in some Montana-ass clothes
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