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It's Margo

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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 1h
NGL I'm strugglin'
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 6h
Just had a measuring glass spontaneously explode on me
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 11h
graphic designer makes something client: TEN MILLION INSCRUTABLE NOTES ------- AI craps out a picture of a hamburger that looks like centipede eggs with ET in Creek Disease client: put this immediately on every visible surface we own. can we pay extra to make sure the pope sees this?
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're doubling down on both mandatory testosterone injections and a zero tolerance facial hair policy. This is gonna take a whole lot of wax, fellas.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Help me I'm trying to find a rug that's interesting and not AI.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i believe we should transfer wealth and power from a few awful Americans to the millions of merely shitty Americans
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"A ghost would heal me right now, guys!" - @bitchhoggle.bsky.social
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ACGGOODS @acggoods.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Attention every artists!! ACGGOODS is here!! #wooacry #artistbusiness
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lotta free market dudes crying and shidding right now.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Omg Barbie: Shocked Face Reaction
ALT: Omg Barbie: Shocked Face Reaction
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ve mainly heard Ed Sheeran’s music in Lyfts so to me it’s the sound of being a little carsick
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Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ anything 🕯️ good 🕯️ at all 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
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endeavorance 🕊️ @endeavorance.camp · 16/09/2026
The Muslims are also socialists and also communists and also are going to take over and implement regressive religious law but also they're pro trans and are going to set up drag shows for aborted fetuses or something Anyway, vote for me; someone who just said that
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah so I'm gonna vote for the guy who showed up. bsky.app/profile/puls...
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If Mitch McConnell really hasn't been dead this whole time then I feel like we should all get a minimum of 92 days of paid time off in this damn country.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm having issues with this rocket surfboard myth, because what do you mean Midwest lakes don't have waves?
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis lib: no, no, no. You don't get it. You have to vote for the transphobic Democrat because otherwise bad policies would affect ME and not just you.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#419 - Y'all remember that a baby Stabler was in Twelve Monkeys? I didn't. This movie holds up, and boy there's a lot of tush in it.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Twelve Monkeys didn't have to give us several shots of Bruce Willis' butt, but look I'm not mad at it.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sinister 2 is horseshit
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Probably like... the first day of hoodie weather for the year.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I do miss just being able to walk down the street to purchase the single item I need to unlock all of my go to meals at this moment.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you're gonna solicit feedback on your hiring process, don't do it the day after I fill out the application. Like obviously I haven't heard back from you at this point, and knowing current hiring processes I probably just won't, ever.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Look at this tired boy.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I just almost had a My Girl moment, in the worst way
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We need to come up with an ad campaign like the crying native american one from the 70s about keeping the internet clean.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Visit the site and look at all of the pieces. They're incredible.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A federal judge struck down Texas' ban on drag shows, deeming it an unconstitutional restriction on free speech. "The solution is relatively simple ... just don't go."
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Texas’ limits on some drag shows found unconstitutional again
A federal judge reasserted his 2023 ruling that the U.S. 5th Circuit Court of Appeals sent back for reconsideration. The law went into effect in March as the case proceeded.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Are we ever going to find out what happened to mitch McConnell
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Porch kitty has his first Churu. If you're looking for a handsome dude to adopt, this one is the handsomest.
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In the memory of the great Frank N Furter, Bluesky will be going down on everyone
The server appears to be experiencing issues. Please try again in a few moments 

Right above a Tim Curry post
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I got to see Dolly at Ravinia in 2016 and by "see" I mean I got as close as I could to the amphitheater and she was just a hot blaze of rhinestones in the distance.
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John @localcelebrity.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Lots of tech workers buy into the temporarily embarrassed millionaire delusion
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John @localcelebrity.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
*rips bong hit* Tech workers have more in common with factory workers than they do executives and they’re deluding themselves if they believe otherwise.
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endeavorance 🕊️ @endeavorance.camp · 26/08/2026
For real tho; where is the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Scary Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bye Tim Curry. You made pollution weirdly sexy and confused a lot of millennial kids with that. Sleep well.
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🧵Spotted A little While Ago in Aotearoa New Zealand: A young human (9?) is listening to a busker play a rather good acoustic version of Dolly Parton's Jolene. She asks her mum, "Hey Mum, do you know what this song is about?" Her mum doesn't skip a beat when she answers, "Your aunt."
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endeavorance 🕊️ @endeavorance.camp · 26/08/2026
It's difficult to imagine a life so devoid of meaning that you spend a significant percentage of your time thinking about who is allowed to play in after school children's sports
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Y'all... the Band of the Coldstream Guards performed "9 to 5" in front of Buckingham Palace in honor of Dolly Parton.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My dad was a public school teacher; and he always said the toughest parts of the job were: 1. Having to pay for your own classroom chalk, and 2. Performing gender-reassignment surgeries during class hours w/out parents finding out.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I hope Tim Curry and Dolly Parton are doing Rocky Horror in heaven.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the universe took Dolly Parton and now at least owes us a Party Dolphin
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is why there isn't such thing as a good billionaire. Anyone with a soul could see the good that much money could do if it wasn't hoarded.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the fda has recalled e. coli due to salmonella
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