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It's Margo

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A heaping herping of derps

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay now, I haven't watched Conclave yet but I'm pretty sure...
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be/j5bIW882OR8?...
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Kids in the Hall - Terriers
YouTube video by Your Bestie Depressedy
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Terriers!
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay I'm just now really realizing there were two Br_ans in Roxy Music.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why is it that when I picture Brian Eno, he's always in a vampire costume? ...oh wait nevermind, I'm thinking of Bryan Ferry.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NGL I'm strugglin'
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not even while being used. It had been sitting in the dishwasher for a couple of days.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just had a measuring glass spontaneously explode on me
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I bet Hegseth has bet a shitload on depilatory creams on Polymarket.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🙌
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're doubling down on both mandatory testosterone injections and a zero tolerance facial hair policy. This is gonna take a whole lot of wax, fellas.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolutely no beards allowed
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did the math as well as I could one year on 3 levels of marketplace plans, and it all came down to the same thing, which was that it would cost me about 12k before it substantially covered me in any way.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Help me I'm trying to find a rug that's interesting and not AI.
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa
bisexual visibility couch with many disturbing hands reading "when you change or to and nobody believes you"
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"A ghost would heal me right now, guys!" - @bitchhoggle.bsky.social
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nice book that has two front covers.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What is this AI slop?
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ACGGOODS @acggoods.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Attention every artists!! ACGGOODS is here!! #wooacry #artistbusiness
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lotta free market dudes crying and shidding right now.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Omg Barbie: Shocked Face Reaction
ALT: Omg Barbie: Shocked Face Reaction
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Ryan Burkett @ryanburkett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ve mainly heard Ed Sheeran’s music in Lyfts so to me it’s the sound of being a little carsick
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Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ anything 🕯️ good 🕯️ at all 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
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endeavorance 🕊️ @endeavorance.camp · 16/09/2026
The Muslims are also socialists and also communists and also are going to take over and implement regressive religious law but also they're pro trans and are going to set up drag shows for aborted fetuses or something Anyway, vote for me; someone who just said that
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah so I'm gonna vote for the guy who showed up. bsky.app/profile/puls...
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If Mitch McConnell really hasn't been dead this whole time then I feel like we should all get a minimum of 92 days of paid time off in this damn country.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yes I'm still watching old Mythbusters episodes. Get on my level.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm having issues with this rocket surfboard myth, because what do you mean Midwest lakes don't have waves?
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis lib: no, no, no. You don't get it. You have to vote for the transphobic Democrat because otherwise bad policies would affect ME and not just you.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#419 - Y'all remember that a baby Stabler was in Twelve Monkeys? I didn't. This movie holds up, and boy there's a lot of tush in it.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Twelve Monkeys didn't have to give us several shots of Bruce Willis' butt, but look I'm not mad at it.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
None of which seems like a good reason to wanna be pregnant. As I was saying.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Seems less about using pregnancy as a weapon and more about self-preservation in a country that hates both women and babies.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sinister 2 is horseshit
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Probably like... the first day of hoodie weather for the year.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I do miss just being able to walk down the street to purchase the single item I need to unlock all of my go to meals at this moment.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you're gonna solicit feedback on your hiring process, don't do it the day after I fill out the application. Like obviously I haven't heard back from you at this point, and knowing current hiring processes I probably just won't, ever.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm a fan of both!
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Look at this tired boy.
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'd say I'd hate for Bev to break her hand, but if she's asking for it...
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I grew up on a Michigan Oak St. Ope, guess I'm gonna have to watch it now?
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm assuming the next thing he said was "...No no no. I said FEEL healthy, not BE healthy."
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It's Margo @agentfiftyseven.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Except instead of bees it was a hell of a lot of yellow jackets ☠️
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